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Family Reunion: Part One

"I never intended to hurt you," the Lupe said.

"An interesting accident, then," Ji considered bitterly.

by herdygerdy

The Golden Elephante: Part One

"Get your scrolls here!" a Pteri at the stand opposite him bellowed, quickly appraising the Krawk and giving him a cheerful wink. "The cheapest scrolls in Sakhmet, and all ancient, too!"

by rachelindea
 
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"The One About the Lab Ray" by jack_skelling10
The yellow Scorchio blinked blearily at his reflection and wondered absently why his eyes were red and swirly. With a flare of panic, he tried to remember what exactly he had done last night. The synapses in his not-unimpressive brain fired accordingly, and, sighing with relief, he recalled that he had been recalibrating the machine, and went to bed...




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The One About the Lab Ray
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. 

Though it wasn't particularly loud, it was enough to awaken the Scorchio. Reaching over with a lazy gnarled hand, he bopped the Beepallite alarm clock on its head...

by jack_skelling10


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Neovian Asylum Interview, Patient #039721
"They say it’s evil, the townsfolk do, and that it attracts evil things, but I’ll not be so quick to judge."

by nintyplayer

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Smashing Your Way Through TNT Staff Smasher!
For years, this game has been the bane of many Neopians' existence. It is annoying, infuriating, and, most importantly, has an avatar!

by beautyfairy5555

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Questioning the Coconut Shy Quiggle
Today I am here to bring you an interview with a very elusive Neopian, in fact, so elusive that we do not really even know his real name.

by impellent

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Welcome To My Life
I bet you're wrong.

by jambammer

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Like Clockwork - Part Two
You know they're really determined when there's pink backgrounds and action lines involved.

by keshia_songwings



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