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Family Reunion: Part One

"I never intended to hurt you," the Lupe said.

"An interesting accident, then," Ji considered bitterly.

by herdygerdy

The Golden Elephante: Part One

"Get your scrolls here!" a Pteri at the stand opposite him bellowed, quickly appraising the Krawk and giving him a cheerful wink. "The cheapest scrolls in Sakhmet, and all ancient, too!"

by rachelindea
 
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"The One About the Lab Ray" by jack_skelling10
The yellow Scorchio blinked blearily at his reflection and wondered absently why his eyes were red and swirly. With a flare of panic, he tried to remember what exactly he had done last night. The synapses in his not-unimpressive brain fired accordingly, and, sighing with relief, he recalled that he had been recalibrating the machine, and went to bed...




Other Stories


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Valor Cakes
Amid the chaos, it became easier and easier to fulfill the young Kougra's requests. Instead of paying for the poet she wanted, they simply had to claim that he was conspiring against Kass and detain him...

by _snoopfox_

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The One About the Lab Ray
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. 

Though it wasn't particularly loud, it was enough to awaken the Scorchio. Reaching over with a lazy gnarled hand, he bopped the Beepallite alarm clock on its head...

by jack_skelling10


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Dare to Scare: A Neopian Fashion Guide
A guide to looking your finest during the spookiest time of year!

Also by dr_tomoe

by parody_ham


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Customizing with only Neopoints
As two people who absolutely adore neopoint and neocash customization one thing we hear a lot is that it's so hard to customize with only neopoint items.

Also written by fallingfaries

by silly_mistake


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To Work is to Live #9
Oh Em Gee I'm M.S.P~!

by shamaela

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A Spooky Halloween, part 3
At least he's being honest!

by ghostkomorichu



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