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Lofty's Wings

"Wings," I gasped, my blue eyes stretched wide in wonder.

by 77thbigby
The One About the Lab Ray

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. 

Though it wasn't particularly loud, it was enough to awaken the Scorchio. Reaching over with a lazy gnarled hand, he bopped the Beepallite alarm clock on its head...

by jack_skelling10

The Day I Met Boochi

He walked by while Mom refreshed her search, trying to get the best deal for her friend. He smiled at me and lifted his ray gun, too quick for me to move. I saw a blinding pink light.

by streamergurl
Kiko Lake, Off-Season

"I admit, I had my concerns," she told her brother, her voice brittle with age, "but now that we're here, I'll admit, I think you had a fine idea. Just fine."

by lilahne_aluoki
Neovian Asylum Interview, Patient #039721

"They say it’s evil, the townsfolk do, and that it attracts evil things, but I’ll not be so quick to judge."

by nintyplayer
Valor Cakes

Amid the chaos, it became easier and easier to fulfill the young Kougra's requests. Instead of paying for the poet she wanted, they simply had to claim that he was conspiring against Kass and detain him...

by _snoopfox_
A Different Theft

Everything was going well that day, until the Negg disappeared. Aear had planned on having it for lunch...

by mckinleybooksfan
Sunrise

When she first opened shop, her friends would come to sit and chat about their hobbies, their futures, their far-flung dreams. She would lean across the counter, smiling and attentive. She already had her dream...

by rainbow_mist_wave
BBQ Chips

The walls were blue, the household objects were blue, and he himself was a particularly prismatic and vibrant hue of imperial cyan. Totally not blue. Imperial cyan.

by sixthstop
 
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"The One About the Lab Ray" by jack_skelling10
The yellow Scorchio blinked blearily at his reflection and wondered absently why his eyes were red and swirly. With a flare of panic, he tried to remember what exactly he had done last night. The synapses in his not-unimpressive brain fired accordingly, and, sighing with relief, he recalled that he had been recalibrating the machine, and went to bed...




Other Stories


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Smashing Your Way Through TNT Staff Smasher!
For years, this game has been the bane of many Neopians' existence. It is annoying, infuriating, and, most importantly, has an avatar!

by beautyfairy5555

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Customizing with only Neopoints
As two people who absolutely adore neopoint and neocash customization one thing we hear a lot is that it's so hard to customize with only neopoint items.

Also written by fallingfaries

by silly_mistake


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The Quest to Thorn Bridge Castle: Part Seven
In Mazeu's opinion, there was no better method of traveling than atop the back of a gigantic Draik. As Eisian soared over the thick forested floor that separated Shenkuu from Altador, Maz diligently updated his map of Neopia.

Also by thropp

by sandrilene


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His Name is Kribal: Part Five
'So what now?' Jess asked, her voice echoing in the dusty emptiness of the abandoned room.

by d_morton

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Welcome To My Life
I bet you're wrong.

by jambammer

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Second Rubbish Dump?!
So many choices!

by ghostwitch007



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