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To Work is to Live #9

Oh Em Gee I'm M.S.P~!

by shamaela
Funny Food - Part 5/5

This line is so long!

Also by melovechias

by ilovejonulrich

Greyscale: Auctioneer

Common puns find their way into Neopia. It's classic! It's monochromatic!

by toffeedatepudding
Sassi Comics: Family Menu

She's coming!

by seiya_from_ashes
So Says the Slorg.

Ooga Booga! Ba dun dun!

by supercheezee
P&P: The Map

Check this out!

Also by mumumuchan

by johnny_depps_girl101

The Adventures of Pet Ownership: Pirate vs. Vampire

Don't eat him yet, Kikhos!! He still owes me 6 levels from Deadly Dice. o.o

by shadow_rep
Simple Tasks

Alright, kid, your task is to mop this hall...

by ssjelitegirl
OTL: Wheel of Excitement

More like Wheel of HIGH HOPES for frugal Neopians... *sigh*

by kamagirin
The Fair Folk

Perhaps next time you should bring cold iron to negotiate...

by miranai

Zombies can be frightened too...

by specialed_squad
Second Rubbish Dump?!

So many choices!

by ghostwitch007
Mud Coffee

The world may never know...

by goron0000
Faerieland Problems

A beautiful day in the Faerie City...

by kikale107

Just say...

by rowdy420

Yay, my first ever key!

by unisarethebest2004
Out of Line

Even when you have fingers, it doesn't mean you have fingers.

by narutoluvr935
Like Clockwork - Part Two

You know they're really determined when there's pink backgrounds and action lines involved.

by keshia_songwings
Tig; Solo

Clearly it's a solo performance.

by firefriendsforever
A Spooky Halloween, part 3

At least he's being honest!

by ghostkomorichu
Daily Perils

Apple bobbing isn't for everyone.

by zombie_ninja_cat
A Faerie's Costume Choice

The Daily Lives of Illusen and Jhudora

by seoulful
Immeasurable Enthusiasm

My pet is rather excited for the Battledome update... I think. He's hard to read sometimes.

by ssj3gotenks18
Welcome To My Life

I bet you're wrong.

by jambammer
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The yellow Scorchio blinked blearily at his reflection and wondered absently why his eyes were red and swirly. With a flare of panic, he tried to remember what exactly he had done last night. The synapses in his not-unimpressive brain fired accordingly, and, sighing with relief, he recalled that he had been recalibrating the machine, and went to bed...

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The Day I Met Boochi
He walked by while Mom refreshed her search, trying to get the best deal for her friend. He smiled at me and lifted his ray gun, too quick for me to move. I saw a blinding pink light.

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Valor Cakes
Amid the chaos, it became easier and easier to fulfill the young Kougra's requests. Instead of paying for the poet she wanted, they simply had to claim that he was conspiring against Kass and detain him...

by _snoopfox_


Who Could Love A Quiguki?
Despite what you may believe, Quigukis have a small but loyal group of followers.

by drama_freak4


A Modest and Trouser Related Proposal
Since the onset of wearables, pants have exploded and the new must-have for the fashionable neopet. From paint-brush accessorizing outfits to everyday basics in neutral colours, we just can't seem to get enough of 'em!

by jocelyn_joy


Keep Smiling: Part Three
Now what? She had never had this feeling before: The feeling of not knowing what to do with her time.

by blueys45


Beneath a Pumpkin Moon: Part Three
"If you're scared, Glop, just think of how Dusty must feel!" CoalDust herself was nervous, standing in the shadows cast by the tombstones of dearly departed games...

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