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To Work is to Live #9

Oh Em Gee I'm M.S.P~!

by shamaela
Funny Food - Part 5/5

This line is so long!

Also by melovechias

by ilovejonulrich

Greyscale: Auctioneer

Common puns find their way into Neopia. It's classic! It's monochromatic!

by toffeedatepudding
Sassi Comics: Family Menu

She's coming!

by seiya_from_ashes
So Says the Slorg.

Ooga Booga! Ba dun dun!

by supercheezee
P&P: The Map

Check this out!

Also by mumumuchan

by johnny_depps_girl101

The Adventures of Pet Ownership: Pirate vs. Vampire

Don't eat him yet, Kikhos!! He still owes me 6 levels from Deadly Dice. o.o

by shadow_rep
Simple Tasks

Alright, kid, your task is to mop this hall...

by ssjelitegirl
OTL: Wheel of Excitement

More like Wheel of HIGH HOPES for frugal Neopians... *sigh*

by kamagirin
The Fair Folk

Perhaps next time you should bring cold iron to negotiate...

by miranai
Limbo.edu

Zombies can be frightened too...

by specialed_squad
Second Rubbish Dump?!

So many choices!

by ghostwitch007
Mud Coffee

The world may never know...

by goron0000
Faerieland Problems

A beautiful day in the Faerie City...

by kikale107
"When!"

Just say...

by rowdy420
A GIANT MEEPIT!

Yay, my first ever key!

by unisarethebest2004
Out of Line

Even when you have fingers, it doesn't mean you have fingers.

by narutoluvr935
Like Clockwork - Part Two

You know they're really determined when there's pink backgrounds and action lines involved.

by keshia_songwings
Tig; Solo

Clearly it's a solo performance.

by firefriendsforever
A Spooky Halloween, part 3

At least he's being honest!

by ghostkomorichu
Daily Perils

Apple bobbing isn't for everyone.

by zombie_ninja_cat
A Faerie's Costume Choice

The Daily Lives of Illusen and Jhudora

by seoulful
Immeasurable Enthusiasm

My pet is rather excited for the Battledome update... I think. He's hard to read sometimes.

by ssj3gotenks18
Welcome To My Life

I bet you're wrong.

by jambammer
 
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"BBQ Chips" by sixthstop
The walls were blue, the household objects were blue, and he himself was a particularly prismatic and vibrant hue of imperial cyan. Totally not blue. Imperial cyan. However, the sealed, plastic packing case in front of him was red. Curiously red. In truth, Booh was not sure what to make of it. He had an extremely persistent penchant for peering at things that were blue, and the sudden arrival of a...




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Kiko Lake, Off-Season
"I admit, I had my concerns," she told her brother, her voice brittle with age, "but now that we're here, I'll admit, I think you had a fine idea. Just fine."

by lilahne_aluoki

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Neovian Asylum Interview, Patient #039721
"They say it’s evil, the townsfolk do, and that it attracts evil things, but I’ll not be so quick to judge."

by nintyplayer

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Dare to Scare: A Neopian Fashion Guide
A guide to looking your finest during the spookiest time of year!

Also by dr_tomoe

by parody_ham


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All You Wanted To Know About Edna
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is this witch after all?

Also by gwendarwen

by blue_eagle16


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His Name is Kribal: Part Five
'So what now?' Jess asked, her voice echoing in the dusty emptiness of the abandoned room.

by d_morton

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Beneath a Pumpkin Moon: Part Three
"If you're scared, Glop, just think of how Dusty must feel!" CoalDust herself was nervous, standing in the shadows cast by the tombstones of dearly departed games...

by lilahne_aluoki



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