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Questioning the Coconut Shy Quiggle

Today I am here to bring you an interview with a very elusive Neopian, in fact, so elusive that we do not really even know his real name.

by impellent
What We Love About Neopets - The Item Economy

Neopets has a seemingly endless quantity of items that we as users can buy, sell, trade, equip or wear.

by sanosarah
All You Wanted To Know About Edna

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is this witch after all?

Also by gwendarwen

by blue_eagle16

Customizing with only Neopoints

As two people who absolutely adore neopoint and neocash customization one thing we hear a lot is that it's so hard to customize with only neopoint items.

Also written by fallingfaries

by silly_mistake

Smashing Your Way Through TNT Staff Smasher!

For years, this game has been the bane of many Neopians' existence. It is annoying, infuriating, and, most importantly, has an avatar!

by beautyfairy5555
Hannah and the Pirate Caves - Trophy Guide

This guide will help you learn the techniques required in order to earn a trophy in Hannah and the Pirate Caves.

by jesseduhlonghorn
Who Could Love A Quiguki?

Despite what you may believe, Quigukis have a small but loyal group of followers.

by drama_freak4
A Modest and Trouser Related Proposal

Since the onset of wearables, pants have exploded and the new must-have for the fashionable neopet. From paint-brush accessorizing outfits to everyday basics in neutral colours, we just can't seem to get enough of 'em!

by jocelyn_joy
Dare to Scare: A Neopian Fashion Guide

A guide to looking your finest during the spookiest time of year!

Also by dr_tomoe

by parody_ham

 
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"BBQ Chips" by sixthstop
The walls were blue, the household objects were blue, and he himself was a particularly prismatic and vibrant hue of imperial cyan. Totally not blue. Imperial cyan. However, the sealed, plastic packing case in front of him was red. Curiously red. In truth, Booh was not sure what to make of it. He had an extremely persistent penchant for peering at things that were blue, and the sudden arrival of a...




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Valor Cakes
Amid the chaos, it became easier and easier to fulfill the young Kougra's requests. Instead of paying for the poet she wanted, they simply had to claim that he was conspiring against Kass and detain him...

by _snoopfox_

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Sunrise
When she first opened shop, her friends would come to sit and chat about their hobbies, their futures, their far-flung dreams. She would lean across the counter, smiling and attentive. She already had her dream...

by rainbow_mist_wave

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Cinnamon and Vinegar: Part Four
The three of us were a family: we seldom got impatient with each other. Melded together by the occasional hardship, we had no need for family squabbles...

by ellbot1998

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Masquerade: Part Five
The overpowering stench of old books filled my nose as we entered the maze of the Archives. Several Neopets browsing through books instinctively glanced up at us before returning their gazes to their own tasks.

Also by bookworm7

by sin_hui_ryoma


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So Says the Slorg.
Ooga Booga! Ba dun dun!

by supercheezee

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To Work is to Live #9
Oh Em Gee I'm M.S.P~!

by shamaela



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