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Greyscale: Auctioneer
Common puns find their way into Neopia. It's classic! It's monochromatic!

by toffeedatepudding


Simple Tasks
Alright, kid, your task is to mop this hall...

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What We Love About Neopets - The Item Economy
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Out of Line
Even when you have fingers, it doesn't mean you have fingers.

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Neovian Asylum Interview, Patient #039721
"They say it’s evil, the townsfolk do, and that it attracts evil things, but I’ll not be so quick to judge."

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