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Guide to a Successful Guild War

Alisha breaks down the must knows of Guild War Basics.

by alisha_119
How to Create a Keepable Gallery

How to make a gallery you won't sell off or get frustrated with - a gallery that you will keep for a long time.

by shakinheadtotoe
Even MORE Neopian Book Reviews

Forget about those long and in-depth reviews, the ones with 'author interviews' or 'plot dissection'! My reviews are short and to the point! Don't trust those fancy reviews!

by qazx301
Top 10 Strawberry Dishes

Strawberries. Most of us have heard of them, and even tried them ourselves. But who would have known all the yummy ways you can eat them?

by avatar_addicted852
Bug Brothers Attack!

Don't let these little bugs steal your neopoints!

by hypno_the_cat
The Perfect Pet

How to make your pets really your pets. How to make them live like no pixels ever have before!

by writingkid
Rusty Old Can Infestation?

Where did these cans come from? Why is it that Neopians have fished millions of cans out of the underwater fishing cavern?

by _pooglegirl_
For Those of Us With Limited Time...

How can you get a steady, sustainable income and still manage to find time for eight hours of sleep each night? You know, it's funny you should ask...

by randomkat
Conspiracy! Why Hannah Took Over For Sloth

I'm about to reveal to you the real reason why the Return of Dr. Sloth Plot wasn't released until five years after its original air date.

by goalkeeper50
How Do You Feel About Robot Pets?

Do you prefer Robot pets with, or without, their shiny metal casing? It’s a question I asked many different Neoboards, wondering how people felt about the myriad of different looks that Robot pets could wear...

by indulgences
Mutant Pets: Good, not Evil

I'll be interviewing mutants, non-mutants, and former mutants on their views on this issue.

by phonics21354
Spacerocked! – A Guide to the Game

At the start of each level you have three items of ammunition (indicated by the rocks in the top, left-hand corner of the screen) and three purple Grundos boosts (indicated by the three Grundo heads just below the rocks).

by dipper70
 
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Conspiracy Revealed



You may think, "That must be a spin-off of Parlax, Sloth's spy in The Return of Dr. Sloth Plot." In fact, it's the other way around. He'll be the first to tell you TNT isn't nearly as imaginative as people think; they mostly base characters off of real pets. As interesting as that all is, he's not the subject of our story. More like a source. In fact, everything you're about to read is based on the facts he gave (Some dramatizations may occur) about one of the few conspiracy theories TNT hasn't started themselves. That's right. I'm about to reveal to you the real reason why the Return of Dr. Sloth Plot wasn't released until five years after its original air date. It all started thanks to a TCG set and an elite Usuki convention...



Other Stories


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Don't Let This Be Our Last Adventure
"Piracy. You and I... we've been doing this long enough I think..." Has Garin really had enough of being a pirate?

by peroxwhy_gen

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To My Best Friend
Now, with her fur ruffled and wet because of the pouring rain, she yearned for the roof and the four walls she had felt trapped in before...

by imogenweasley

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Fine Line: Part Three
Uva walked a fine line, but she had managed to keep up her fortune telling business without faltering even once. The pink Kau knew all the tricks of the trade...

by reggieman721

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The Road to Pyramid Parade: Part Four
Desi floated upside-down in white space, not that there was an "up" or "down" to begin with. There was nobody around her, except for a Pteri that didn't seem to notice her...

by kirsche474

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Sloth's Plan
The paper, the wind and the destiny of Neopia.

by ladyxzeus

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Dear Neopets Team...
A special guest letter from Grey's sister, _Seashore_Angel_

by featherwingedangel



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