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||Issue: 339 | 18th day of Eating, Y10
|Guide to a Successful Guild WarAlisha breaks down the must knows of Guild War Basics.|
|How to Create a Keepable GalleryHow to make a gallery you won't sell off or get frustrated with - a gallery that you will keep for a long time.|
|Even MORE Neopian Book ReviewsForget about those long and in-depth reviews, the ones with 'author interviews' or 'plot dissection'! My reviews are short and to the point! Don't trust those fancy reviews! |
|Top 10 Strawberry DishesStrawberries. Most of us have heard of them, and even tried them ourselves. But who would have known all the yummy ways you can eat them?|
|Bug Brothers Attack!Don't let these little bugs steal your neopoints!|
|The Perfect PetHow to make your pets really your pets. How to make them live like no pixels ever have before! |
|Rusty Old Can Infestation?Where did these cans come from? Why is it that Neopians have fished millions of cans out of the underwater fishing cavern? |
|For Those of Us With Limited Time...How can you get a steady, sustainable income and still manage to find time for eight hours of sleep each night? You know, it's funny you should ask...|
|Conspiracy! Why Hannah Took Over For SlothI'm about to reveal to you the real reason why the Return of Dr. Sloth Plot wasn't released until five years after its original air date.|
|How Do You Feel About Robot Pets?Do you prefer Robot pets with, or without, their shiny metal casing? It’s a question I asked many different Neoboards, wondering how people felt about the myriad of different looks that Robot pets could wear...|
|Mutant Pets: Good, not EvilI'll be interviewing mutants, non-mutants, and former mutants on their views on this issue. |
|Spacerocked! – A Guide to the GameAt the start of each level you have three items of ammunition (indicated by the rocks in the top, left-hand corner of the screen) and three purple Grundos boosts (indicated by the three Grundo heads just below the rocks). |
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"The Summer Tournament" by prismfire
Morris was a small green Quiggle. He sported the flag of Meridell on his squire 'uniform', but expressed his excellent personal fashion style by wearing a fake Lupe fur hood with ears. Beside him, Boris the Blumaroo wore a long black cape over his uniform and liked to weird people out by also wearing fake vampire fangs. (At least, Morris was fairly sure they were fakes.) Though back in Neopia Central all four of their gang of friends...
|To My Best Friend|
Now, with her fur ruffled and wet because of the pouring rain, she yearned for the roof and the four walls she had felt trapped in before...
|Fine Line: Part Three|
Uva walked a fine line, but she had managed to keep up her fortune telling business without faltering even once. The pink Kau knew all the tricks of the trade...