|White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*
||Issue: 339 | 18th day of Eating, Y10
|Guide to a Successful Guild WarAlisha breaks down the must knows of Guild War Basics.|
|How to Create a Keepable GalleryHow to make a gallery you won't sell off or get frustrated with - a gallery that you will keep for a long time.|
|Even MORE Neopian Book ReviewsForget about those long and in-depth reviews, the ones with 'author interviews' or 'plot dissection'! My reviews are short and to the point! Don't trust those fancy reviews! |
|Top 10 Strawberry DishesStrawberries. Most of us have heard of them, and even tried them ourselves. But who would have known all the yummy ways you can eat them?|
|Bug Brothers Attack!Don't let these little bugs steal your neopoints!|
|The Perfect PetHow to make your pets really your pets. How to make them live like no pixels ever have before! |
|Rusty Old Can Infestation?Where did these cans come from? Why is it that Neopians have fished millions of cans out of the underwater fishing cavern? |
|For Those of Us With Limited Time...How can you get a steady, sustainable income and still manage to find time for eight hours of sleep each night? You know, it's funny you should ask...|
|Conspiracy! Why Hannah Took Over For SlothI'm about to reveal to you the real reason why the Return of Dr. Sloth Plot wasn't released until five years after its original air date.|
|How Do You Feel About Robot Pets?Do you prefer Robot pets with, or without, their shiny metal casing? It’s a question I asked many different Neoboards, wondering how people felt about the myriad of different looks that Robot pets could wear...|
|Mutant Pets: Good, not EvilI'll be interviewing mutants, non-mutants, and former mutants on their views on this issue. |
|Spacerocked! – A Guide to the GameAt the start of each level you have three items of ammunition (indicated by the rocks in the top, left-hand corner of the screen) and three purple Grundos boosts (indicated by the three Grundo heads just below the rocks). |
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Successful Guild War
First you will need to make yourself aware of the rules for the war which you are planning to join. You may have made the common assumption that all war rules are the same. This is not true! Rules make the biggest difference in the two player realm. Make sure you, without a doubt, know and understand all your guild's war rules. Having a clear and precise set of rules could make the difference in a day of fun and a day of headache. Also, beware that every war's rules could be different, even if you remain in the same guild. If you should have any questions, no matter how lame you might think they sound, ask your guild leader. They are there to help you and are depending on you to help...
He didn't know what his destiny was, and he didn't know that destiny wasn't always friendly...
|The Mutant Faerie|
"Mom was going to sell it for a million neopoints. I saw her put it in her dresser drawer. I figured it would be nicer if she just used it..."
|A New Friend: Part Two|
I grabbed a bowl myself, filled it up with cereal and sat down at the table with them. I heard Bibi whisper something into her brother's ear and they both giggled...