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||Issue: 339 | 18th day of Eating, Y10
|True FriendsThe whole group laughed, except for Naqasa, who just giggled a little to keep up appearances...|
|Chronicles of the FMI: Agent FlepThe Meepit population is steadily growing, and innocent Neopians are vanishing swiftly after their purchase of a Meepit. Coincidence? No. |
|Don't Let This Be Our Last Adventure"Piracy. You and I... we've been doing this long enough I think..." Has Garin really had enough of being a pirate?|
|One of the TwelveA one in a million chance of being a great leader, given to the most unexpected individual...|
|The Summer TournamentMorris was a small green Quiggle. He sported the flag of Meridell on his squire 'uniform', but expressed his excellent personal fashion style by wearing a fake Lupe fur hood...|
|Leaves of WisdomHe did not... no, he could not know everything!|
|Pirate Queen"Someday I'll have me own ship," she said under her breath...|
|Just a Morning JogMr. Simmons was certainly an avid jogger; every morning after he ate, he went for a long, refreshing jog through the jungle...|
|The Mutant Faerie"Mom was going to sell it for a million neopoints. I saw her put it in her dresser drawer. I figured it would be nicer if she just used it..."|
|To My Best FriendNow, with her fur ruffled and wet because of the pouring rain, she yearned for the roof and the four walls she had felt trapped in before...|
|The ElementsHe didn't know what his destiny was, and he didn't know that destiny wasn't always friendly...|
|Poogle Number SixA long time ago, there was actually a Poogle 6. He ran alongside Moogi and the other famous Poogle Racers...
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|Water Faerie WishesIf a Water Faerie wished for something, what would a Water Faerie wish for?|
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"Chronicles of the FMI: Agent Flep" by rotty_paws
Celia had purchased a Meepit a mere five days ago, and on the end of the fifth day, she had vanished and a new pink Meepit with no apparent records had been shipped off to the Haunted Woods from the NC Middle School. My superiors quickly became suspicious, and I was called in to follow that Meepit. There's a rumor going around that the Meepits have a new concoction that can turn Neopets into...
|How Do You Feel About Robot Pets?|
Do you prefer Robot pets with, or without, their shiny metal casing? It’s a question I asked many different Neoboards, wondering how people felt about the myriad of different looks that Robot pets could wear...
|Spacerocked! – A Guide to the Game|
At the start of each level you have three items of ammunition (indicated by the rocks in the top, left-hand corner of the screen) and three purple Grundos boosts (indicated by the three Grundo heads just below the rocks).
|Apprentice to Evil: Part One|
"Your siblings need nice things too, Meti. Tell you what. If you really want to go to the concert, why not get a job?"
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