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||Issue: 339 | 18th day of Eating, Y10
|True FriendsThe whole group laughed, except for Naqasa, who just giggled a little to keep up appearances...|
|Chronicles of the FMI: Agent FlepThe Meepit population is steadily growing, and innocent Neopians are vanishing swiftly after their purchase of a Meepit. Coincidence? No. |
|Don't Let This Be Our Last Adventure"Piracy. You and I... we've been doing this long enough I think..." Has Garin really had enough of being a pirate?|
|One of the TwelveA one in a million chance of being a great leader, given to the most unexpected individual...|
|The Summer TournamentMorris was a small green Quiggle. He sported the flag of Meridell on his squire 'uniform', but expressed his excellent personal fashion style by wearing a fake Lupe fur hood...|
|Leaves of WisdomHe did not... no, he could not know everything!|
|Pirate Queen"Someday I'll have me own ship," she said under her breath...|
|Just a Morning JogMr. Simmons was certainly an avid jogger; every morning after he ate, he went for a long, refreshing jog through the jungle...|
|The Mutant Faerie"Mom was going to sell it for a million neopoints. I saw her put it in her dresser drawer. I figured it would be nicer if she just used it..."|
|To My Best FriendNow, with her fur ruffled and wet because of the pouring rain, she yearned for the roof and the four walls she had felt trapped in before...|
|The ElementsHe didn't know what his destiny was, and he didn't know that destiny wasn't always friendly...|
|Poogle Number SixA long time ago, there was actually a Poogle 6. He ran alongside Moogi and the other famous Poogle Racers...
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|Water Faerie WishesIf a Water Faerie wished for something, what would a Water Faerie wish for?|
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"The Summer Tournament" by prismfire
Morris was a small green Quiggle. He sported the flag of Meridell on his squire 'uniform', but expressed his excellent personal fashion style by wearing a fake Lupe fur hood with ears. Beside him, Boris the Blumaroo wore a long black cape over his uniform and liked to weird people out by also wearing fake vampire fangs. (At least, Morris was fairly sure they were fakes.) Though back in Neopia Central all four of their gang of friends...
|The Lost Tomb of Coltzan: Part Two|
"Um, Jynifer? When are we going to stop to drink? We really need to soon, if we ever want to reach the tomb of Coltzan." He paused, then muttered under his breath, "If the blasted tomb even EXISTS..."