|Battle Quills... ready!
||Issue: 339 | 18th day of Eating, Y10
|True FriendsThe whole group laughed, except for Naqasa, who just giggled a little to keep up appearances...|
|Chronicles of the FMI: Agent FlepThe Meepit population is steadily growing, and innocent Neopians are vanishing swiftly after their purchase of a Meepit. Coincidence? No. |
|Don't Let This Be Our Last Adventure"Piracy. You and I... we've been doing this long enough I think..." Has Garin really had enough of being a pirate?|
|One of the TwelveA one in a million chance of being a great leader, given to the most unexpected individual...|
|The Summer TournamentMorris was a small green Quiggle. He sported the flag of Meridell on his squire 'uniform', but expressed his excellent personal fashion style by wearing a fake Lupe fur hood...|
|Leaves of WisdomHe did not... no, he could not know everything!|
|Pirate Queen"Someday I'll have me own ship," she said under her breath...|
|Just a Morning JogMr. Simmons was certainly an avid jogger; every morning after he ate, he went for a long, refreshing jog through the jungle...|
|The Mutant Faerie"Mom was going to sell it for a million neopoints. I saw her put it in her dresser drawer. I figured it would be nicer if she just used it..."|
|To My Best FriendNow, with her fur ruffled and wet because of the pouring rain, she yearned for the roof and the four walls she had felt trapped in before...|
|The ElementsHe didn't know what his destiny was, and he didn't know that destiny wasn't always friendly...|
|Poogle Number SixA long time ago, there was actually a Poogle 6. He ran alongside Moogi and the other famous Poogle Racers...
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|Water Faerie WishesIf a Water Faerie wished for something, what would a Water Faerie wish for?|
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You may think, "That must be a spin-off of Parlax, Sloth's spy in The Return of Dr. Sloth Plot." In fact, it's the other way around. He'll be the first to tell you TNT isn't nearly as imaginative as people think; they mostly base characters off of real pets. As interesting as that all is, he's not the subject of our story. More like a source. In fact, everything you're about to read is based on the facts he gave (Some dramatizations may occur) about one of the few conspiracy theories TNT hasn't started themselves. That's right. I'm about to reveal to you the real reason why the Return of Dr. Sloth Plot wasn't released until five years after its original air date. It all started thanks to a TCG set and an elite Usuki convention...
|Spacerocked! – A Guide to the Game|
At the start of each level you have three items of ammunition (indicated by the rocks in the top, left-hand corner of the screen) and three purple Grundos boosts (indicated by the three Grundo heads just below the rocks).