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The Witches Ride Again: Part Five

Despite Kauvara's initial bravado, she was still in a weak state. She sat in the backroom sipping a restorative potion as the witches closed up her shop, largely by scowling at customers until they got the point and left...

by herdygerdy
Fine Line: Part Three

Uva walked a fine line, but she had managed to keep up her fortune telling business without faltering even once. The pink Kau knew all the tricks of the trade...

by reggieman721
Backfire!: Part Five

"You know, I may not even need my cunning deceit to take over the world from the shadows," Jhudora mused, stifling laughter. "I'll just unleash you and your siblings upon the unsuspecting world, and that would be that..."

by raizindaroof
Petpet Adventures: Reunited - Part Four

The Juma standing in the path in front of him sighed to herself. Pets were just so dull, and this one was no exception. “Look down,” she growled...

by rachelindea
The Road to Pyramid Parade: Part Four

Desi floated upside-down in white space, not that there was an "up" or "down" to begin with. There was nobody around her, except for a Pteri that didn't seem to notice her...

by kirsche474
A New Friend: Part Two

I grabbed a bowl myself, filled it up with cereal and sat down at the table with them. I heard Bibi whisper something into her brother's ear and they both giggled...

by carys1994
Lost Memories: Part Three

"Where am I now?" thought Firreter as he reached the city. "Is this where I'm supposed to be?"

by zafaracutie4
The Zap that Changed it All: Part Three

He had just turned a corner when he saw it. Ahead of him, the Zomutt puppy was chewing on an unrecognizable, slobbery mess of purple cloth and stuffing...

by adoption_rescues
A Misjudged City: Part Two

"How are we going to get out now?" whimpered Artemesa. "We're trapped in the Deserted Tomb, and no one's going to come into Geraptiku..."

by brightheart250
The Lost Tomb of Coltzan: Part Two

"Um, Jynifer? When are we going to stop to drink? We really need to soon, if we ever want to reach the tomb of Coltzan." He paused, then muttered under his breath, "If the blasted tomb even EXISTS..."

by paintedpets4ever
 
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You may think, "That must be a spin-off of Parlax, Sloth's spy in The Return of Dr. Sloth Plot." In fact, it's the other way around. He'll be the first to tell you TNT isn't nearly as imaginative as people think; they mostly base characters off of real pets. As interesting as that all is, he's not the subject of our story. More like a source. In fact, everything you're about to read is based on the facts he gave (Some dramatizations may occur) about one of the few conspiracy theories TNT hasn't started themselves. That's right. I'm about to reveal to you the real reason why the Return of Dr. Sloth Plot wasn't released until five years after its original air date. It all started thanks to a TCG set and an elite Usuki convention...



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