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The Witches Ride Again: Part Five

Despite Kauvara's initial bravado, she was still in a weak state. She sat in the backroom sipping a restorative potion as the witches closed up her shop, largely by scowling at customers until they got the point and left...

by herdygerdy
Fine Line: Part Three

Uva walked a fine line, but she had managed to keep up her fortune telling business without faltering even once. The pink Kau knew all the tricks of the trade...

by reggieman721
Backfire!: Part Five

"You know, I may not even need my cunning deceit to take over the world from the shadows," Jhudora mused, stifling laughter. "I'll just unleash you and your siblings upon the unsuspecting world, and that would be that..."

by raizindaroof
Petpet Adventures: Reunited - Part Four

The Juma standing in the path in front of him sighed to herself. Pets were just so dull, and this one was no exception. “Look down,” she growled...

by rachelindea
The Road to Pyramid Parade: Part Four

Desi floated upside-down in white space, not that there was an "up" or "down" to begin with. There was nobody around her, except for a Pteri that didn't seem to notice her...

by kirsche474
A New Friend: Part Two

I grabbed a bowl myself, filled it up with cereal and sat down at the table with them. I heard Bibi whisper something into her brother's ear and they both giggled...

by carys1994
Lost Memories: Part Three

"Where am I now?" thought Firreter as he reached the city. "Is this where I'm supposed to be?"

by zafaracutie4
The Zap that Changed it All: Part Three

He had just turned a corner when he saw it. Ahead of him, the Zomutt puppy was chewing on an unrecognizable, slobbery mess of purple cloth and stuffing...

by adoption_rescues
A Misjudged City: Part Two

"How are we going to get out now?" whimpered Artemesa. "We're trapped in the Deserted Tomb, and no one's going to come into Geraptiku..."

by brightheart250
The Lost Tomb of Coltzan: Part Two

"Um, Jynifer? When are we going to stop to drink? We really need to soon, if we ever want to reach the tomb of Coltzan." He paused, then muttered under his breath, "If the blasted tomb even EXISTS..."

by paintedpets4ever
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First you will need to make yourself aware of the rules for the war which you are planning to join. You may have made the common assumption that all war rules are the same. This is not true! Rules make the biggest difference in the two player realm. Make sure you, without a doubt, know and understand all your guild's war rules. Having a clear and precise set of rules could make the difference in a day of fun and a day of headache. Also, beware that every war's rules could be different, even if you remain in the same guild. If you should have any questions, no matter how lame you might think they sound, ask your guild leader. They are there to help you and are depending on you to help...

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