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Removing the Muzzle: General Galgarrath's Story - Part One

"Memories are odd things; they can fade, be substituted, twisted, or even forgotten. Some may not believe me... but this is what I can recall..."

by torkie10
Apprentice to Evil: Part One

"Your siblings need nice things too, Meti. Tell you what. If you really want to go to the concert, why not get a job?"

Also by chivo

by anjie

The Mistaken Identity: Part One

"Now that you mention it," he said with an angered tone, "I would like to know where I am..."

by lemonlovingcutie
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Successful Guild War

First you will need to make yourself aware of the rules for the war which you are planning to join. You may have made the common assumption that all war rules are the same. This is not true! Rules make the biggest difference in the two player realm. Make sure you, without a doubt, know and understand all your guild's war rules. Having a clear and precise set of rules could make the difference in a day of fun and a day of headache. Also, beware that every war's rules could be different, even if you remain in the same guild. If you should have any questions, no matter how lame you might think they sound, ask your guild leader. They are there to help you and are depending on you to help...

Other Stories


Don't Let This Be Our Last Adventure
"Piracy. You and I... we've been doing this long enough I think..." Has Garin really had enough of being a pirate?

by peroxwhy_gen


Poogle Number Six
A long time ago, there was actually a Poogle 6. He ran alongside Moogi and the other famous Poogle Racers...

Also by inhinyero

by parpsie92


Spacerocked! – A Guide to the Game
At the start of each level you have three items of ammunition (indicated by the rocks in the top, left-hand corner of the screen) and three purple Grundos boosts (indicated by the three Grundo heads just below the rocks).

by dipper70


Guide to a Successful Guild War
Alisha breaks down the must knows of Guild War Basics.

by alisha_119


AZS #1 - Wheels of Doom
Your Neopets don't speak their minds, and for good reason, too.

by johnredds


To Train Or Not To Train?
But it's good for you!

by konayukii

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