|Enter the Snowflake's lair...
||Issue: 332 | 29th day of Awakening, Y10
|Find Your Perfect Trinket!I'm back and ready to help you find your perfect wearable trinket! All you have to do is take this easy personality quiz. |
|How To... Spend Quality Time With Your NeopetA guide to making your neopet happy. :)|
|Creating Fabulous NeogardensIf you're disgruntled with neogardening, here are some tips that might help you find your stride and create gardens you love.|
|Iglooing For BeginnersOh, how well I remember discovering The Igloo Garage Sale! Restocking at cheap prices and reselling for profit... What a find!|
|Unappreciated Jobs of Neopia: Sewage Cleaners'It's a dirty job-- but I'm the only one, I mean only WE, are good enough to do it!'|
|Interviews With Your Favorite BD Opponents!Here, without further delay, are interviews with some of your favorite one-player Battledome opponents! |
|Aspiring to Be a Better NeopianWhether you're just getting started on Neopets or have been around since the very beginning, there's always something you can do to become a better player. |
|Horrible Characters You Don't Want To Be!You might have dreamed about being a magical faerie, a Meridell knight, or Dr. Sloth. Those characters have great, fun lives. But there are a handful out there in Neopia who have bad lives...|
|Goparokko - A General Guide to the GameDeep in the jungles of Mystery Island, so we are told, lives a masked Yurble...|
|Secret Lab Map: a GuideHappy zapping!|
|Neopia's 10 Most Shocking TruthsWhite Weewoos do not actually exist. I know you think you've seen them, but what you've seen are...|
|How to Trade SuccesfullyA guide to help all those unfortunate Neopians for the good of Neopia and to reduce stress levels...|
|How to Be Not So Shy about Coconut ShyI bet you think those coconuts are silently laughing at you each and every time, don't you?|
|Neopets: Are They Truly Happy?I went out on a search to find out the real reasons, opinions, and statistics on how many neopets are actually happy. |
|For the Love of Sloth Loyalty QuizIt is time to determine your loyalty! Take this quiz and the master will be pleased. |
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"A Neopian Fairy Tale" by twocents
She didn't care for all the, ugh, peasants, living inside Meridell playing ridiculous games like Guess the Weight of the Marrow. She had far more important things to do. Exactly what those things were, Oktyabrina wasn't sure, but then again, if a mere peasant asked, all she'd have to do was sneer. She had no need to explain what she spent her days doing. "I know what I'll do today!" she thought suddenly...
|A Neopian Fairy Tale|
It was just another day for the Grand Duchess Oktyabrina. The royal Kyrii sat in front of her grand vanity in her wing of the regal castle...
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I have been exposed to a large quantity of dangerous toxins which, I am told, will fuddle my mind. I have not yet felt any effects...
|We Are Meepit: Part Two|
I rushed at a Neopian and knocked the wind out of her. The pink Kougra retaliated with a fire muffin. I nimbly dodged it, flipping in the air, and withdrew my Sword of Skardsen...