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Find Your Perfect Trinket!

I'm back and ready to help you find your perfect wearable trinket! All you have to do is take this easy personality quiz.

by confiserie
How To... Spend Quality Time With Your Neopet

A guide to making your neopet happy. :)

by tallydepp
Creating Fabulous Neogardens

If you're disgruntled with neogardening, here are some tips that might help you find your stride and create gardens you love.

by avatarh
Iglooing For Beginners

Oh, how well I remember discovering The Igloo Garage Sale! Restocking at cheap prices and reselling for profit... What a find!

by cheated_by_liars
Unappreciated Jobs of Neopia: Sewage Cleaners

'It's a dirty job-- but I'm the only one, I mean only WE, are good enough to do it!'

by nodesofranvier
Interviews With Your Favorite BD Opponents!

Here, without further delay, are interviews with some of your favorite one-player Battledome opponents!

by indulgences
Aspiring to Be a Better Neopian

Whether you're just getting started on Neopets or have been around since the very beginning, there's always something you can do to become a better player.

by blueviolent
Horrible Characters You Don't Want To Be!

You might have dreamed about being a magical faerie, a Meridell knight, or Dr. Sloth. Those characters have great, fun lives. But there are a handful out there in Neopia who have bad lives...

by sswpyo
Goparokko - A General Guide to the Game

Deep in the jungles of Mystery Island, so we are told, lives a masked Yurble...

by dipper70
Secret Lab Map: a Guide

Happy zapping!

by euro_trish
Neopia's 10 Most Shocking Truths

White Weewoos do not actually exist. I know you think you've seen them, but what you've seen are...

by neo_kid_851
How to Trade Succesfully

A guide to help all those unfortunate Neopians for the good of Neopia and to reduce stress levels...

by cinnamon_girl
How to Be Not So Shy about Coconut Shy

I bet you think those coconuts are silently laughing at you each and every time, don't you?

by bewytched
Neopets: Are They Truly Happy?

I went out on a search to find out the real reasons, opinions, and statistics on how many neopets are actually happy.

by xoxvikixox4
For the Love of Sloth Loyalty Quiz

It is time to determine your loyalty! Take this quiz and the master will be pleased.

by faithstarlite
 
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"A Neopian Fairy Tale" by twocents
She didn't care for all the, ugh, peasants, living inside Meridell playing ridiculous games like Guess the Weight of the Marrow. She had far more important things to do. Exactly what those things were, Oktyabrina wasn't sure, but then again, if a mere peasant asked, all she'd have to do was sneer. She had no need to explain what she spent her days doing. "I know what I'll do today!" she thought suddenly...




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I have been exposed to a large quantity of dangerous toxins which, I am told, will fuddle my mind. I have not yet felt any effects...

by adoqhina

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Healing Scars
Mirian had noted that he had not spoken, laughed, or even smiled the entire time...

by jael_catherine

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Brain of Neopia: Part Two
The first round starts tomorrow, he thought. And I don't know anything. But I can't afford to lose. I'll be a laughing stock. Well, even more of a laughing stock...

by spoonguardonline

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We Are Meepit: Part Two
I rushed at a Neopian and knocked the wind out of her. The pink Kougra retaliated with a fire muffin. I nimbly dodged it, flipping in the air, and withdrew my Sword of Skardsen...

by champ100543

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Fillerspace
Rather obvious really...

by bouncing_disco_blob4

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Creamy Fun
Why am I NOT suprised?

by unstolen



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