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Battledome-ify Your Neopian Times Items

Imagine your Neopian Times Beanchair promptly stopping and stuffing that pesky, claw-sharpening Kougra... Well, that's what this article is all about!

Also by shadowcristal

by doughnut215

Get Inside the Minds of the Neopet Models

Okay, I know you all have seen them. Those adorable neopets who pose for the neopet shields on your user lookups. One would think that these pets have the easy life...

by dancer_girl_4_cheer
The Cheesy Villains Awards

We've got a great show lined up for tonight! But first let's head on over to the red carpet, where many villains are already arriving! Our correspondent Lord Darigan is waiting.

Also by blubblub317

by dan4884

The Life of a Champion

"We were hoping for an interview!" I smiled. "We feel all of Neopia needs to hear the tale of someone so famous as yourself!"

by mystery_island111223
Attack of the Slorgs: This is NOT a Game Guide

This game has some more sinister motives. Why, oh why, do we actually WANT to destroy these slorgs?

by squire_genevieve
Destruct-O-Match Guide and Tips

Destruct-O-Match II is one of those games that when you practice, you get better. Practice makes perfect!

by snorklex3
5 (Possibly Fake) Ways to Beat the Blues

Games, games games... how do you make them fun again?

by huskergirl08
Making Its Mark

Whether it be a rainy day, a sunny day, or a snowy day, the Neopian Times will keep you inside just so you can read it in peace. With amazing article, astounding stories, and creative comics, it is worth hours of entertainment.

by o_apollo_o
The Neopian Economy and You

This study will not only explain how the Neopian economy functions, but how to use those functions to your own personal benefit.

by syber2001
Neopia's Hottest Trend: a Special Kind of Packrat

You need to tell everyone that what they think of as junk is turning into a large collection of visors. So you put a message on your user lookup—look at my collection, you proclaim. I am a collector!

by sillyliss
DaemonBane's Guide to Owners

Sometimes, for apparently no reason at all, your owner will 'dye' their hair. What it means is one day your redheaded owner might come home with brown hair. If it helps, think of it as a new paint job.

by stargal145
Why the Haunted Woods Beat the Darigan Citadel

The most recent and quite shocking turn of events concerning the Altador Cup was the triumph of the Haunted Woods over the minions of the Citadel!

by lassie_nikki
A Gnawing Curiosity

In my opinion, the Times is better than books--at least the Times doesn’t burst into a cloud of discolored smoke when you’re done with it.

by literalluau
The Art of Fishing

But really, fishing isn’t just a word, or something to do in your spare time. It’s not even a sport, really. It’s an art, and this article will make you realize that.

by mygoodguild
Slow and Steady Wins the Flash Games

Having trouble with flash games because of a slow computer or laggy connection? I can help!

by kleptie
Influential Ideas

But every now and then, one author or artist’s vision comes to be shared by others—written about by other authors until it’s almost canon, the accepted way that Neopia is.

by tdyans
 
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"One Bar of Chocolate" by star_29791
"I'm going to buy some chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!" Coco sang as she bounced along the pavement... literally. Having eaten so much chocolate, Coco was rather like a large bouncy ball. She was just entering Neopia Central when a voice said, "Do you really need so many Neopoints?"




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A Baby's Revenge
It was a regular day, as they usually are. At precisely 4:30 AM NST I jumped onto Jeanie in her bed, singing. "Wake up! Wake up! The DAY is new! So wake UP! Let's get the day started!"

by jeanaet

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Message in a Bottle
A shadowy figure approached the docks. In his hands, he held a sealed bottle containing a rolled piece of parchment. With a soft splash, the bottle dropped into the water...

by philodox

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Not Just Another Lupe Story: Part One
A young green Lupe sat staring longingly into the paintbrush shop with his owner, Cole. Past the glass window sat a Darigan paintbrush on a golden stand...

by harpyeagletimberwolf

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Blade of Fire, Blade of Ice: Part Five
"The blade will call to yours," Ystrana said carefully, not untruthfully, "for they are brethren. All of the swords of the Swordmasters are so."

by danama

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Rojero's Tale
That guy looks suspicious...

by heart_toes

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Howl at the Dog Next Door
Oh, you poor dear!

by ledgend_of_the_sun



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