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||Issue: 250 | 28th day of Swimming, Y8
|Battledome-ify Your Neopian Times ItemsImagine your Neopian Times Beanchair
promptly stopping and stuffing that pesky, claw-sharpening Kougra... Well, that's
what this article is all about!
Also by shadowcristal
|Get Inside the Minds of the Neopet ModelsOkay, I know you all have seen them. Those adorable neopets who pose for the neopet
shields on your user lookups. One would think that these pets have the easy life...|
|The Cheesy Villains AwardsWe've got a great show lined
up for tonight! But first let's head on over to the red carpet, where many villains
are already arriving! Our correspondent Lord Darigan is waiting.
Also by blubblub317
|The Life of a Champion"We were hoping for an interview!" I smiled. "We feel all of Neopia needs
to hear the tale of someone so famous as yourself!"|
|Attack of the Slorgs: This is NOT a Game GuideThis game has some more sinister motives. Why, oh why, do we actually WANT
to destroy these slorgs?|
|Destruct-O-Match Guide and TipsDestruct-O-Match II is one of those games that when you practice, you get
better. Practice makes perfect! |
|5 (Possibly Fake) Ways to Beat the BluesGames, games games... how do you make them fun again?|
|Making Its MarkWhether it be a rainy day, a sunny
day, or a snowy day, the Neopian Times will keep you inside just so you can
read it in peace. With amazing article, astounding stories, and creative comics,
it is worth hours of entertainment. |
|The Neopian Economy and YouThis study will not only explain how the Neopian economy functions, but how
to use those functions to your own personal benefit.|
|Neopia's Hottest Trend: a Special Kind of PackratYou need to tell everyone that what they
think of as junk is turning into a large collection of visors. So you put a
message on your user lookuplook at my collection, you proclaim. I am a
|DaemonBane's Guide to OwnersSometimes, for apparently no reason at all, your owner will 'dye' their hair.
What it means is one day your redheaded owner might come home with brown hair.
If it helps, think of it as a new paint job.|
|Why the Haunted Woods Beat the Darigan CitadelThe most recent and quite shocking turn of events concerning the Altador Cup was
the triumph of the Haunted Woods over the minions of the Citadel! |
|A Gnawing CuriosityIn my
opinion, the Times is better than books--at least the Times doesn’t burst into
a cloud of discolored smoke when you’re done with it. |
|The Art of FishingBut really,
fishing isn’t just a word, or something to do in your spare time. It’s not even
a sport, really. It’s an art, and this article will make you realize that.|
|Slow and Steady Wins the Flash GamesHaving trouble with flash games because of a slow computer or laggy connection? I can help!|
|Influential IdeasBut every now and then, one author or artist’s vision comes to be shared by
others—written about by other authors until it’s almost canon, the accepted
way that Neopia is. |
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"Adie's Guild Experience" by vulpisarcanis
She wasn't sure how, but by the end of the first fifteen minutes, she'd already joined the Dandelion Guild and learned the secret hand/paw/talon/wingshake (which consisted not only of a shake, but a shimmy, a pirouette and several disco moves)...
|Message in a Bottle|
A shadowy figure approached the docks. In his hands, he
held a sealed bottle containing a rolled piece of parchment. With a soft splash,
the bottle dropped into the water...
"What is this?" Teacup asked herself. She dusted
it off, to find out it was a letter. "A letter... from who?"