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Battledome-ify Your Neopian Times Items

Imagine your Neopian Times Beanchair promptly stopping and stuffing that pesky, claw-sharpening Kougra... Well, that's what this article is all about!

Also by shadowcristal

by doughnut215

Get Inside the Minds of the Neopet Models

Okay, I know you all have seen them. Those adorable neopets who pose for the neopet shields on your user lookups. One would think that these pets have the easy life...

by dancer_girl_4_cheer
The Cheesy Villains Awards

We've got a great show lined up for tonight! But first let's head on over to the red carpet, where many villains are already arriving! Our correspondent Lord Darigan is waiting.

Also by blubblub317

by dan4884

The Life of a Champion

"We were hoping for an interview!" I smiled. "We feel all of Neopia needs to hear the tale of someone so famous as yourself!"

by mystery_island111223
Attack of the Slorgs: This is NOT a Game Guide

This game has some more sinister motives. Why, oh why, do we actually WANT to destroy these slorgs?

by squire_genevieve
Destruct-O-Match Guide and Tips

Destruct-O-Match II is one of those games that when you practice, you get better. Practice makes perfect!

by snorklex3
5 (Possibly Fake) Ways to Beat the Blues

Games, games games... how do you make them fun again?

by huskergirl08
Making Its Mark

Whether it be a rainy day, a sunny day, or a snowy day, the Neopian Times will keep you inside just so you can read it in peace. With amazing article, astounding stories, and creative comics, it is worth hours of entertainment.

by o_apollo_o
The Neopian Economy and You

This study will not only explain how the Neopian economy functions, but how to use those functions to your own personal benefit.

by syber2001
Neopia's Hottest Trend: a Special Kind of Packrat

You need to tell everyone that what they think of as junk is turning into a large collection of visors. So you put a message on your user lookup—look at my collection, you proclaim. I am a collector!

by sillyliss
DaemonBane's Guide to Owners

Sometimes, for apparently no reason at all, your owner will 'dye' their hair. What it means is one day your redheaded owner might come home with brown hair. If it helps, think of it as a new paint job.

by stargal145
Why the Haunted Woods Beat the Darigan Citadel

The most recent and quite shocking turn of events concerning the Altador Cup was the triumph of the Haunted Woods over the minions of the Citadel!

by lassie_nikki
A Gnawing Curiosity

In my opinion, the Times is better than books--at least the Times doesn’t burst into a cloud of discolored smoke when you’re done with it.

by literalluau
The Art of Fishing

But really, fishing isn’t just a word, or something to do in your spare time. It’s not even a sport, really. It’s an art, and this article will make you realize that.

by mygoodguild
Slow and Steady Wins the Flash Games

Having trouble with flash games because of a slow computer or laggy connection? I can help!

by kleptie
Influential Ideas

But every now and then, one author or artist’s vision comes to be shared by others—written about by other authors until it’s almost canon, the accepted way that Neopia is.

by tdyans
 
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Gaming Blues?



Do even your favorite games bore you? Would you rather leap off Terror Mountain than attempt to make 10,000 Neopoints in one day? If you answered "Yes" to any of these questions, you probably have Digital Depression. Fear not! There is a cure! Read on, my friend. Getting past the Gaming Blues is a lot easier than most people know...



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So Many Times
I, Listeria, earth faerie, lied to you. I ended your career prematurely. You weren't ready to quit, not by far...

by hmlanden

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Patience
"I have patience!" the Blumaroo protested, waving his bread around wildly...

by micrody

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The Highlands: Part Two
As the morning wore on Jordan's feet grew sorer, and got cuts from the sharp rocks. Not far off he could see the snow...

by katiesheffield

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For the Altador Cup: Part Five
All of his work with Tilly was finally beginning to pay off. They had the best team in the competition, and no one suspected a thing...

by lili483

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Howl at the Dog Next Door
Oh, you poor dear!

by ledgend_of_the_sun

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Intelligence? ...Never Heard of It
Home-made sickness. ^^

by _wind__



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