|Neopia's Fill-in-the-blank News Source
||Issue: 250 | 28th day of Swimming, Y8
|The 250sThere were issues
of every Neopian Times ever printed there, and Yeffie found pleasure in reading
every story, article, and series there was to read. But Yeffie's sister was not a bookworm...|
|So Many TimesI, Listeria, earth faerie, lied to you. I ended
your career prematurely. You weren't ready to quit, not by far...|
|A Baby's RevengeIt was a regular day, as they usually are. At
precisely 4:30 AM NST I jumped onto Jeanie in her bed, singing. "Wake up! Wake
up! The DAY is new! So wake UP! Let's get the day started!"|
|Unnatural Beauty"I'm sorry, Prikkela," Ohndig said humbly. "I
know you don't like me to be out this late. But you see, I absolutely had to..."|
|Patience"I have patience!" the Blumaroo protested, waving
his bread around wildly...|
|Letters From Cloud NineThe first letter sat dully on my desk, placed
there precariously by my owner Kaffee...|
|Decay, the Utterly Impossible Bika"No. You'll be my neopet."|
|Message in a BottleA shadowy figure approached the docks. In his hands, he
held a sealed bottle containing a rolled piece of parchment. With a soft splash,
the bottle dropped into the water...|
|Adie's Guild ExperienceTruth was, the electric Eyrie was slightly creeped
out by her guildmates, each with their own insipid personalities and eerie facial
|Tea Friends"What is this?" Teacup asked herself. She dusted
it off, to find out it was a letter. "A letter... from who?"|
|To Read or Not To ReadI
had already decided on what I was going to do - now simply to go through with
it. "I need something to help me read other people's minds..."|
|A Bunch of Letters AgainI can't believe it! I really can't. I was furious
the first time I found out and when I confronted Lady Re, I couldn't help but
|The Issue 250 Delivery"Delivering newspapers? I thought we were going to
write, or help publish, or do something that doesn't have anything to do with
us running around..."
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|Eleonorea Versus the Scarab MotherShe was aware that she needed the greatest of
discipline and patience to hunt the elusive Scarab Mother. Now was the time
of the greatest peril...|
|One Bar of Chocolate"I'm going to buy some chocolate! Chocolate!
Chocolate!" Coco sang as she bounced along the pavement...|
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