||Issue: 250 | 28th day of Swimming, Y8
|The 250sThere were issues
of every Neopian Times ever printed there, and Yeffie found pleasure in reading
every story, article, and series there was to read. But Yeffie's sister was not a bookworm...|
|So Many TimesI, Listeria, earth faerie, lied to you. I ended
your career prematurely. You weren't ready to quit, not by far...|
|A Baby's RevengeIt was a regular day, as they usually are. At
precisely 4:30 AM NST I jumped onto Jeanie in her bed, singing. "Wake up! Wake
up! The DAY is new! So wake UP! Let's get the day started!"|
|Unnatural Beauty"I'm sorry, Prikkela," Ohndig said humbly. "I
know you don't like me to be out this late. But you see, I absolutely had to..."|
|Patience"I have patience!" the Blumaroo protested, waving
his bread around wildly...|
|Letters From Cloud NineThe first letter sat dully on my desk, placed
there precariously by my owner Kaffee...|
|Decay, the Utterly Impossible Bika"No. You'll be my neopet."|
|Message in a BottleA shadowy figure approached the docks. In his hands, he
held a sealed bottle containing a rolled piece of parchment. With a soft splash,
the bottle dropped into the water...|
|Adie's Guild ExperienceTruth was, the electric Eyrie was slightly creeped
out by her guildmates, each with their own insipid personalities and eerie facial
|Tea Friends"What is this?" Teacup asked herself. She dusted
it off, to find out it was a letter. "A letter... from who?"|
|To Read or Not To ReadI
had already decided on what I was going to do - now simply to go through with
it. "I need something to help me read other people's minds..."|
|A Bunch of Letters AgainI can't believe it! I really can't. I was furious
the first time I found out and when I confronted Lady Re, I couldn't help but
|The Issue 250 Delivery"Delivering newspapers? I thought we were going to
write, or help publish, or do something that doesn't have anything to do with
us running around..."
Also by shadowcristal
|Eleonorea Versus the Scarab MotherShe was aware that she needed the greatest of
discipline and patience to hunt the elusive Scarab Mother. Now was the time
of the greatest peril...|
|One Bar of Chocolate"I'm going to buy some chocolate! Chocolate!
Chocolate!" Coco sang as she bounced along the pavement...|
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"The Issue 250 Delivery" by precious_katuch14 and shadowcristal
The Neopian Times publications office was a small, clandestine room tucked away in the bowels of the Catacombs, where nobody took much notice of it, except when submitting stories or inquiring about the next line-up...
|DaemonBane's Guide to Owners|
Sometimes, for apparently no reason at all, your owner will 'dye' their hair.
What it means is one day your redheaded owner might come home with brown hair.
If it helps, think of it as a new paint job.
|The Cheesy Villains Awards|
We've got a great show lined
up for tonight! But first let's head on over to the red carpet, where many villains
are already arriving! Our correspondent Lord Darigan is waiting.
Also by blubblub317
|The Price of Faith: Part Seven|
The closer we got to the Haunted Woods, the more things started to vanish
or die. What greeted us now couldn't possibly be a forest. It was more like
a dark reflection of one, like a landscape hanging inverted in the water of