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The Lava Ghoul Doesn't Burn...

I think you were lucky this time.

by _mauwie_
Dangerously Insane

Issue 250 is like my mid-terms. I freak out.

by leah_51293
Don't Blame ME

*loud cheering*

by choclated

Just stick your hand or paw in...

Idea by mcskip

by hikarru

Brothers'n'Sister - Paint Brush Luck

Is this my birthday present?

by kamikatze24
Be Yourself!

Even if you really are fungus!

by lollipopsaregood9
No Comment

Arr, ye measly lil landlubbers!

Art by ssjelitegirl

by x_massacre_x

Edna's Job

Giving out quests must be a very interesting job...

by smockey11

N00bs... whaddya gonna do?

by random_geyser
Usually Abnormal #3

Annoying Petpetpet - even Weewoos can be ruffled.

by tristess

Uncanny in: Neopets and Human Jokes

by kittydemonchild

What a crummy situation...

by _andissimo_
Forgotten Memories: The Diary of The Lab Scientist

Today, I felt like having a swim.

by magickrystal32
The (Mis)Adventures of Gore

When Intelligence Fails

Written by anjie

by chivo

So, Darigan Lost the Altador Cup...

Apparently, Lord Darigan is pretty upset.

by mcgirlcat
What Were You Thinking...

That's easy!

by ggen8


by princton_fan
Speaking Speaker

Volume's full up and still no music.

by plaquenil
Intellectual Twaddle

Well, he got a cute blanket out of it...

by katu_fushigi
BOO - Unsuccessful Schemes

Somewhere on Virtupets Space Station...

Written by scarlet_aiglantine

by n00b3h

Z0MG! New Pet

Oh, look. A Ghost Ona...

by xxkesenaitsumixx
Fish Story?


by _saiyan_girl
What Goes Around, Comes Around!

Not again!

by ebolakitty
Rojero's Tale

That guy looks suspicious...

by heart_toes
Nonsense: Tamari's Mix-Up

When Tamari the Werelupe for once in his life LOSES a battle, he finds out...

by kai_pawz
Lost Meh Marblez

A regular Bori cleans itself with its tongue. An ice Bori... doesn't.

by randomheart467
Neopets for Lunch

This is what happens when you forget to feed your pets!

by bickleputt
Gnorbus are Love

Everyone loves rare item spitting up Gnorbus. (:

by colormaster360
Not Quite the End of the World

That's why I've come up with the perfect plan...

by ravenscorne
Insanity (When It Comes to Colors)

This sure does benefit your lazy, but-I-don't-wanna-take-a-bath pets...

by vietbabi07
Break Time...

When it's break time in the Battledome...

Art by krispykritter6

by mryddian

Copy & Paste

Warning: This comic contains pink ribbons!

by phenran
T.O.T.A.L.L.Y C.R.A.Z.Y : Mysteries of the Symol Hole

What lies underneath the Symol Hole? The world may never know...

by 0x_freaky_x0
All in a Neopian Day

Help me find that issue!

by confuzerated
penny dreadful

What happened to him?

Also by angelica030788

by velveteen

When Random Events Combine...

Something has happened! Oh no!

by azellica
Howl at the Dog Next Door

Oh, you poor dear!

by ledgend_of_the_sun
And Today's Weather Is...

Weather for the Darigan Citadel truly is not listed anywhere. I wonder what Lord Darigan thinks of that?

by aiyakhiori
And the Meepits Outgrabe

And with me on guitar...

by kittylin
Neo Evolution

Learn the evolution of neopets. =)

by angelgirl__28
Little Orby

Steal my plot, will you?

by tashni
The Problem With Snow Pets

Are you there?

by twinkle_28
Notions And Nonsense - Time Travel

I'd watch time fly, but this is more fun.

Art by x_b0b0_x

by patjade

Without Words

Dreaming of Flight

by wsprite
Intelligence? ...Never Heard of It

Home-made sickness. ^^

by _wind__

Good thing it's not the paint brush.

by lightning_city
Beans On Toast

What's so great about being painted mutant?

by katz_number_1
250 Reasons Not To Beg

Do you need a better reason?

Idea by kougra_sweets_14

by qbureau

Sutek Muffin


by thegreenmooseofdoom

Ack! What's with all the weewoos?!

by ghostkomorichu
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She wasn't sure how, but by the end of the first fifteen minutes, she'd already joined the Dandelion Guild and learned the secret hand/paw/talon/wingshake (which consisted not only of a shake, but a shimmy, a pirouette and several disco moves)...

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by stargal145


Destruct-O-Match Guide and Tips
Destruct-O-Match II is one of those games that when you practice, you get better. Practice makes perfect!

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Not Just Another Lupe Story: Part One
A young green Lupe sat staring longingly into the paintbrush shop with his owner, Cole. Past the glass window sat a Darigan paintbrush on a golden stand...

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Pages of a Lost Past: Part Six
Twelve minutes later, after once again being ambushed by the four Kacheeks I had met earlier in town, we were all getting situated around the dining room table...

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