Cellblock - Behind the Scenes
Cellblock - A prison of madmen, freaks, weirdoes, and just your average
cute pets who took one step wrong…
I don't know if you ever played Cellblock before, but if you did, you probably
just laugh and snicker at every prisoner/thing every time you win. Now, who
am I to scold you? I'll just let you know who are these things you are scolding…
Clop loves tap dancing, but is a few shy fellow. His parents put him in
the pound when he was born, so he never got to know his name. He is very shy,
and doesn't talk to anyone, except his faerie plushie (no one can really tell
what pet it is, because it's very dirty). Therefore, he tap dances to communicate
with others, but is very frustrated when others don't always understand him.
Many people do not know about how a cute and sweet faerie Korbat got cursed
by a terrible creature and… Well, listen to the full story first.
One day, Barallus was flying around in Meridell, when suddenly he saw a strange-looking
black cloud. He flew closer, and then he saw it was not a cloud, but a strange
looking floating city.
Weird, he thought to himself. He turned around to fly back, but suddenly he
felt stuck. No, not stuck. He was moving… but the other clouds were getting
"Help!" he cried, but no one heard him. He was moving faster, faster, faster…
What happened after that isn't known, and Barallus doesn't tell it to anyone.
People guess by his mumbling in his sleep ("Curse… Lord… Darigan…") that he
must have been cursed by Lord Darigan and because of that he became mad. Crazy.
Wacko. Loony. But now Lord Darigan is watching him and he is tied strongly so
he won't escape. Hmm. Strange…
Well, here I can't tell you that Meekel was a cute little Kacheek. Meekel was
a snobbish and bragging blue Kacheek (although he didn't have much to show off).
When he was offered a big fortune and a lot of fame, he didn't think 3 seconds
(well, he didn't think, it was too hard for him) and agreed.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Poor Kacheek. He didn't know what was waiting for him, and what
was a promise from Skarl. Half-sleeping, he entered the battlefield, hoping
to stand in the side and rest a bit. Closing his eyes, he suddenly felt something
grabbing him. Two somethings. "Wha-uh… huh?" he mumbled. When he finally opened
his eyes, he found himself staring at something yellow and black. "Bee?" he
"Not a bee…" a low voice laughed. "It's ME!"
The Draconian Skeith laughed, as his friend started closing his mouth around
the Kacheek's head.
Disgusted from the Skeith's rotten teeth, he hollered, "I'm telling you to
The Skeith immediately backed up, and fear was gleaming in his eyes. But much
"Soon…" he whispered. "Soon."
The Yellow Knight
Everyone said, "A brother of the Green Knight? Great! Another one like him…"
yet the disappointment didn't fail to come. The Yellow Knight was… well, a failure.
He tried to prove wrong by attempting a solo assault for the Darigan Citadel.
Not much to say - it didn't come out well. He was tossed into jail like a sack
of potatoes. No one really likes him though there, since he complains every
minute, "My suit is itching!" or "I feel stiff…". Tsk, tsk. Suit? I wonder who
will be the one to tell him what he was wearing wasn't exactly a tuxedo…
To tell you the truth, he's old and has a walking stick, but he's probably
the sanest one in the jail. Well, the sanest you can get. He discovered Jelly
World many years ago, as a young Lupe, and was fascinated (he couldn't stop
licking the ground… ha! And they say he's a madman!) from the extraordinary
world he discovered. But when he attempted to get a free jelly a few times (36,432
for some reason, is a number that is repeated every time the name Number Five
is mentioned to Jelly Keeper…) and the angry Wocky shooed him out of the place.
When no one believed him about his marvelous world, he tried the last place
- Darigan. Unfortunately, it was his worst decision (worse than the time he
tried to turn into a Werelupe by howling every night) and he was locked up there.
No one knows his real name, but the prisoners tease him by calling him (other
than the madman) Jellupe…they stopped it very quickly after he banged them in
their heads, but when bored they holler for him to play the game they invented
- "Whack-A-Prisoner" (and not succeed, they add snickering)…
If you're wondering why Galgarrath never likes the prisoners playing games,
it's very simple. As a child-Grarrl he loved to play (not that there were many
games at his time…) and compete others. He would defeat evilly everyone who
tried to beat him, and at the end stayed the only one playing since no one would
even try. So, as he grew up and found himself guarding the prisoners and… erm…
being stupid. To tell you the truth, he's not really interesting.
When Haskol was young, everyone would laugh at his weird 'headband' and the
fact he always drooled something green and disgusting. It didn't stay that way
long, though, since he would throw a tantrum and everyone would back away as
fast as they could. As he grew up, he became Master Vex's personal helper, although
even Vex stays away from him mostly, therefore he told him to guard the prisoners
and play with them Cellblock. Haskol doesn't see himself as ugly… he sees himself
as a Proud Darigan Cellblocker. -barely manages to hide a snicker-
Master Vex was offered a job playing Beach Volleyball. He wasn't so keen, since
the ball kept on hitting is head, so he painted himself Darigan, got his ear
pierced and… grew a beard (o____O). It didn't take long for him to get outta
there. The idea of joining Tug-O-War dried his throat, so he fled to Meridell
for some fresh water and fruits. There he noticed the Darigan Citadel and, as
he swears, I felt an evil feeling come to me and wouldn't leave. (Not that he
wasn't evil before that… he was always picking on his younger sister!)
So, he went over to Ultimate Bullseye, bribed the Turmac to put him on the
arrow, and made sure he was directed exactly to the Darigan Citadel. Lord Darigan
was very angry, as he has interrupted his dinner, yet at the end he let him
be in charge of the prison (with pay, Lord Darigan said… heh, yeah right…) full-time.
Bored, he invented Cellblock and ruined many lives of avatar collectors.
Well, that's it. Now you know the truth about each character in Cellblock,
and hopefully you will decide it is too crazy for you and stay away, since you
never know when there will be an article about YOU… The New Prisoner…
This is my first article! ^-^; I hope you liked it! If you have comments, Neomail