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||Issue: 167 | 19th day of Storing, Y6
|Project VIRGIL"I am not familiar with the request 'feel',"
said the Lupe in a confused tone. "Subject Virgil is ready to receive input
on the term, master Cole." |
|The Grey Faerie's PurposeIt was on this day that a faerie was walking
through the dusty, empty alleyways in Neopia Central. This faerie was different
though. Her hair, which had once probably been a beautiful, airy blond, was
limp and white. The ponytail that she held it in was all but falling out...|
|Wet PaintRamoose grimaced and was about to speak up again
when SeaZ0ne said, "Back to what I was saying. Our Neohome's looking a little
|Terran's RingHe had found the ring in Mystery Island and
it was one of the reasons he returned to Neopia Central. After all, a ring of
this power should surely attract attention, especially in the land where it
|Change"Wow… it's sure… different," the Chia said.
"Much different since the last time I looked at it."|
|Breaking into Alien Aisha Vending Ltd.The Wocky smirked knowingly while watching the
JubJub's face. Not because the notes were fake, far from it, and neither were
they stolen. It was because he was such a silly little small timer. |
|Fun with Grammar"We are going to have a grammar school, Pat,
and when we are done you won't be able to write a wrong sentence!"|
|Fire and Water: A Rivalry RevisitedThe water faerie gasped in outrage. "You're just
jealous because you know I'm better than you at everything, even harnessing
the magic bestowed upon us!" |
|Were, O Were Has My Little Lupe Gone?The night wind blew eerily as I slipped along
the hallway to Remus' room. I eased open the door and approached his bed...and
|The Dream About Vegetables"Ahhh!" I screamed. "I'm finding myself falling
into a big red circle! I wonder what it could be."|
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I Just Have to Know...
I have some questions. These questions I am about to ask the world will make you think more than you have ever thought before about Neopia in general, and most likely change your whole outlook on life, love, and Sloth knows what else. You have been warned. I have noticed these things in Neopia, and I am politely curious about them...
|Cellblock - Behind the Scenes|
I don't know if you ever played Cellblock before, but if you did, you probably just laugh and snicker at every prisoner/thing every time you win.
|The Werelupe Saga, Chapter 1: Part Three|
"Maylas, I don't know how to explain what's
been going on. But I know this fire is my fault. I don't know how but it is.
I have to go there. I want you to stay here where its safe, okay? I'll be right
back," I quickly opened the door and ran out, not letting Maylas to react.