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||Issue: 167 | 19th day of Storing, Y6
|Cellblock - Behind the ScenesI don't know if you ever played Cellblock before, but if you did, you probably just laugh and snicker at every prisoner/thing every time you win. |
|Questions: I Just Have to Know...I have noticed these things in Neopia, and I am politely curious about them.|
|Advanced NQ II Part 3: Your Toughest Enemies NailedThe final installment of the three part series will be a guide to
defeating two of the toughest enemies in the game, The Four Faeries and King
Terask II. |
|Find a Career in BrightvaleIf your little darling
wants to pull up stakes and migrate to Brightvale, sit it down for a few moments
to talk about what life will be like when you get there.
|Neopets TCG: Battle for MeridellToday, we
will look at my favorite cards and combos from the first expansion of the Neopets
TCG, Battle for Meridell. What's exciting about this expansion is that it introduces
a new type of card: Locations.|
|The Advantages of Being a Pack RatThere is always one person in everyone's family that just
can't seem to let go of those items that everyone else find useless. I have always
been one of those people...|
|Lookin’ For the Hip Beat at the Concert Hall?Hey, its not easy to be a jive talkin’, street walkin’, beat boxin’
gig hopper, you dig? If not, then you probably need to read this most of all.
|Petpets: The HaseeThey love to bounce, bounce, bounce and eat tons of Tropical Fruit and well
you’ll learn more so keep on reading!|
|Tips and Tricks for Submitting Your ArticleNow it's time to...*drumroll* WRITE YOUR ARTICLE!!|
|Making Neopets Work For You - A Guide To BudgetingSo you think that pirate paint brush is an impossible
dream? Think you'll never be able to even your NP amount with a certain borovan?
Or do you just want to update your bank account to 'Ultimate Riches! |
|Obsessed with HannahAre you obsessed with Hannah?|
|The Villains Behind the Scenes- KauvaraWhere does Kauvara get all those bottled faeries she sells?|
|The Road that Lead to Maraqua's TragedyAfter months of snorkeling training I have finally been able
to visit the ruins to do research on it’s destruction, and also to mourn for the
thousands of Koi who lost their homes...|
|Neopia: A Material WorldI ask you, when did Neopets become about hours and hours of training for your
tired pet to become ruler of the Battledome? When did it become more important
to buy paintbrushes than good food and toys? |
|I’ve Got a Lovely Bunch of Guild Invites, There They are Flooding Up my Neomail Inbox-Long Ones, Short Ones...It’s an useful thing to have, yet it won’t take the rubbish out.
Instead rudely expects you to take that yourself. But can you expect more from
|The Lesser-Known Petpets: DeaverThe Deaver is a clever little creature that sells for 8 dubloons... but you
can’t put a price on Petpet love! |
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I Just Have to Know...
I have some questions. These questions I am about to ask the world will make you think more than you have ever thought before about Neopia in general, and most likely change your whole outlook on life, love, and Sloth knows what else. You have been warned. I have noticed these things in Neopia, and I am politely curious about them...
"Wow… it's sure… different," the Chia said.
"Much different since the last time I looked at it."
Ramoose grimaced and was about to speak up again
when SeaZ0ne said, "Back to what I was saying. Our Neohome's looking a little
|Freedom and Glory: Part Three|
The crowds gathered were
louder than she could have imagined, and it made her stomach turn to think that
all of those eyes would be fixed on her in mere moments.