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Speck the Speckled

What was her problem?

by cheetah_kougra
Paled Grarrl Tails

You're a scaredy Aisha!

by littleariel05

Wow! It's the Wheel of Monotony!

by juliage
A Superstitous Kau

A strange new diet...

by flowercatlover
Fiz's Crush

No! Not that one!

by apanah
Things I'll Never Understand

Beware the Dung Avatar!

by lightning505
Growing Pains

Featuring: Baby Bash to Sr. Smash

by jvpcelebi
Dont Blame ME

Much better!

by choclated
Rational Lunacy: Bothering the Pant Devil


by tambourine_chimp
Comicly Random

Why is Dr. Sloth called 'Doctor'?

by kittidust

Asparagus. The food of gods!

by celticdane
What's The Point?

Questions about petpet owning have been answered in one easy minute.

by crazybluehair
The Chaos Theory 6

Ah, the joys of being painted?

by icegirl720
The Aisha's Conundrum

I'll show him...

by loki_the_trainer
Bad Karma

What goes around, comes around!

by koronet
My Life With A Teenage Noobie

It doesn't hurt them, it just makes them different.

by rainbowface94
Blink Blink

You would think...

by brennanoelle
Simply Silly

Paint brushes seem to be too expensive these days...

by yoyogirl993
Meepit Juice Break!

Meep! Meep! Meep!

by biggreenbutterfly
Some Assembly Required

What's the use?

by prettypenny
Random Randomness

Too busy munching away to notice...

by poolpot
I Told You So...

Oh look! It's the Pant Devil, Quick, run!

by funandgames999
Neo Cappucino 3

Happy year.... 1? O-o;;;

by raptor291
It's a Plushie Thing

The TRUE first opponent for Defenders of Neopia!

by thunderwolf
T3h Praedius

I've got your nose!

by arttimo
Patch of Heaven

Fear my bad poetry...

by rainbowstarfox
Afterschool Horrors - Part 5

You are not who you think you are...

by articuno_neo
Something Has Happened

I guess some armless Petpets can hug...

by tdyans
Scene of the Crime


by ickessler2
Being Evil Isn't Easy

More isn't always better...

by chibi_zoo
Lenny Sack

And a wedge of lemon...

by ickessler
Extraordinary Boredom

Sloth has his fears too...

by frayed_promise_
Sloth on the Rox

The Seven Ages of Sloth (Part 2)

by plushieowner
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I Just Have to Know...

I have some questions. These questions I am about to ask the world will make you think more than you have ever thought before about Neopia in general, and most likely change your whole outlook on life, love, and Sloth knows what else. You have been warned. I have noticed these things in Neopia, and I am politely curious about them...

Other Stories


Were, O Were Has My Little Lupe Gone?
The night wind blew eerily as I slipped along the hallway to Remus' room. I eased open the door and approached his bed...and screamed.

by pk_fire14


The Grey Faerie's Purpose
It was on this day that a faerie was walking through the dusty, empty alleyways in Neopia Central. This faerie was different though. Her hair, which had once probably been a beautiful, airy blond, was limp and white. The ponytail that she held it in was all but falling out...

by a_fowl_rox


Lookin’ For the Hip Beat at the Concert Hall?
Hey, its not easy to be a jive talkin’, street walkin’, beat boxin’ gig hopper, you dig? If not, then you probably need to read this most of all.

by twirlsncurls5


Making Neopets Work For You - A Guide To Budgeting
So you think that pirate paint brush is an impossible dream? Think you'll never be able to even your NP amount with a certain borovan? Or do you just want to update your bank account to 'Ultimate Riches!

by tobasco_101


A Storybook Tale: Part One
"Have fun with what?" Lexicae thought, quite confused. "Oh well, a free book... I won't complain."

by shadowcristal


Darkness Gathering: Part Four
 "Be careful," Supernova called, "we don't know what's up there. This place could be haunted!"

by harmony1473

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