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Whiteout: Part One

“I’m sorry, mister, I didn’t know, I … I mean I didn’t mean to. It’s just your diary was fascinating … I mean, I’m sorry,” I stammered.

by scarrift
Telltale the Darigan Dancer: Part One

Many of a tale tell about the circlet; how it is encrusted by a special hypnotic power, how it burns fiercely in the hands of the holder, or in this case the head...but why?

by cruzerchic123
A Storybook Tale: Part One

"Have fun with what?" Lexicae thought, quite confused. "Oh well, a free book... I won't complain."

by shadowcristal
The Woes of an Avatar Pet: Part One

"But what is this place that she wants me to go to?" I asked Cassie shyly. "Why should I go?"

by precious_katuch14
 
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Does She Work Alone?



As we all know, the one responsible for the bottled faerie industry is Balthazar, one of the menaces of Neopia. Kauvara is a (supposedly) good and kind shopkeeper selling magical items and potions to benefit the citizens of Neopia, devoting her life to this business. So, what is this model citizen doing associating with one of the most hated villains of Neopia?...



Other Stories


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Project VIRGIL
"I am not familiar with the request 'feel'," said the Lupe in a confused tone. "Subject Virgil is ready to receive input on the term, master Cole."

by scarrift

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Fire and Water: A Rivalry Revisited
The water faerie gasped in outrage. "You're just jealous because you know I'm better than you at everything, even harnessing the magic bestowed upon us!"

by precious_katuch14

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Obsessed with Hannah
Are you obsessed with Hannah?

by exusmandragon

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I’ve Got a Lovely Bunch of Guild Invites, There They are Flooding Up my Neomail Inbox-Long Ones, Short Ones...
It’s an useful thing to have, yet it won’t take the rubbish out. Instead rudely expects you to take that yourself. But can you expect more from Neomail?

by plushieowner

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My Life With A Teenage Noobie
It doesn't hurt them, it just makes them different.

by rainbowface94

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Growing Pains
Featuring: Baby Bash to Sr. Smash

by jvpcelebi



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