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||Issue: 167 | 19th day of Storing, Y6
|Run Away to Knighthood: Part SixNo one could see
the Lupe brush a tear away from his own eyes. Suddenly they all heard a scream.|
|Firejewel: Part SixDayne stabilized herself by putting
her arms around my waist. "Take us down there," I ordered.|
|Reign of the Shadows: Part FiveLooking down at the Draik, who suddenly looked
a lot smaller and weaker, Jeran had a feeling he knew what came next.
|The Case of the Lying Letter: Part FiveAfter I passed the Island Market, my attention
was drawn to a little hut: The Island Mystic's Hut. There was a bridge connected
to it since it was an island of its own. My curiosity got the better of me,
so I cautiously made my way across the bridge...|
|The Tower Journey: Part Two"Ha! Is that the best you have, Thade? I have
come to claim the items, and then I shall leave you in peace! Now, where is
the… Sword of Skardsen?"|
|The Neopian Watcher: Part FourOverwhelming thoughts raced through Sage's mind.
This is impossible! I know I saw the food being prepared earlier today! It was
there! Does it mean Mr. Pickles is here? Did this mean everyone had an early
supper? Does it…|
|Savak: The Medallion - Part Four"Red Lupe?" Savak asked. "I…I thought he was
|Night of the Living Malevolent Sentient Poogle Plushie: Part Two "The basement? Ew, no way! There's all kinds
of creepy crawlies living down there," Ani said.|
|Darkness Gathering: Part Four "Be careful," Supernova called, "we don't know
what's up there. This place could be haunted!"|
|Gilbert the Poogle: Part Three"Don't be so sad, Gilbert," Ruby tried her best
to console the wailing Poogle. "It isn't your fault for not being adept at games.
Um, how about your owner? She would have enough Neopoints to spend."|
|The Werelupe Saga, Chapter 1: Part Three"Maylas, I don't know how to explain what's
been going on. But I know this fire is my fault. I don't know how but it is.
I have to go there. I want you to stay here where its safe, okay? I'll be right
back," I quickly opened the door and ran out, not letting Maylas to react.|
|Freedom and Glory: Part ThreeThe crowds gathered were
louder than she could have imagined, and it made her stomach turn to think that
all of those eyes would be fixed on her in mere moments.|
|Wrawk the Merciless: Part Two"Wow! That's neat!" cried Wrawk. "So tell me...what
am I thinking?"|
|Vira's Mirror: Part Two"You're not yourself anymore.
You've only been coming out of your room to eat, and now you've stopped even
doing that. It's not healthy. Even your appearance has changed. What's wrong,
Starseek? You can tell me."|
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