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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"Don't do that!" cried Apoc. "I'm an evil dictator and I don't want my fur ruffled!"


Seasonal Settings



It’s time to turn to one arena where the creative Neopets player can really show off for the holidays. Decorating your Neohome for the season is a real blast, especially when it comes to the latter half of the year. Both indoors and outdoors, your Neohome can be the perfect canvas for showing off your Seasonal Style...

"I Fell off Faerieland"



Neoschool! That’s it! You rush up the steps, push open the door and race to your classroom, not pausing to catch your breath. All of your classmates have taken their seats and the teacher, a mean-faced Neopet with a short fuse, has already begun the lesson. She points to you and calls out your name. "Why are you late?"

All About Acaras


Amongst fifty introduced species of pets, the Acara is something of a favourite, rated ninth most popular on the charts. So what is it about these odd-looking beasts that warrant such high numbers? What little is already known about Acaras tells us they often live by the seaside and enjoy competing with friends to see who can dive...

Other Stories
"A Hint of Malevolence" by mistoffelees_cat
It all started one day when Cosmo had to do some shopping in Neopia Central. He leaned casually against the Money Tree and pulled out a small list from his pocket. In nice, neat printing, written by his neat and orderly brother, Stellar, were the items Cosmo was to obtain in Neopia Central...

"The Warf that could Fly" by bookworm01
Alone, Norp steadied himself and waddled towards the kite-bearing tree. He came to its vast, wide trunk and looked up. It seemed to touch the clouds. The kite was stuck up in the highest part, twisted around the highest branch. "BARK! WARF! WORP! WOOP! WOOF!" Norp howled. The kite line just barely dangled above his head...

"The Woe of the Fountain Faerie" by destervetha
It was a quiet evening in Faerieland. The sun was just sinking beneath the rim of the great clouds forming the base for the enormous city, tingeing everything a deep and soothing shade of violet. A warm breeze sang through the spires of the Faerie City, kicking up languorous wisps of cloud...


Wreak Havoc on Restless Spirits


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Great stories!


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Brucey B Chronicles
People walked past Brucey with strange looks, but he was used to it. He just shrugged it off and kept digging...

Also by dan4884

by imogenweasley


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The Great Jungle Incident
"See, there's that fallen tree with the split branches. And there's that clump of rocks that looks like a spitting JubJub. And there's... there's..." He trailed off. "There's that clearing we passed four times already."

by varadah

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Tamiya
"Name?" No response. The irritated Techo's eyes narrowed. "What is your name?" he asked, more sharply this time...

by sarahleeadvent

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Xannie-Bo-Bannie
*wiggles ears*

by 5tnt

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The Guide to Snacking in Neopia and Beyond
My Neopets and I have always been fond of venturing out for food at odd times. We pull ourselves out of bed just after midnight and head out in search of food...

by slayergirl_63



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