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The Sleepers of Saint Garfir

"The spell Edith had used during her presentation to make a shrub grow twenty times its size was a finicky one. Harmonies did not suit every plant the same, but..."

by josephinefarine
The Price of Ambition

"Next on the list was Maraqua. Although Annie wasn’t looking forward to getting wet, she was looking forward to..."

by golden1188
Knight & Squire: Preface

"Lisha remarked as she began unrolling the bandages on Rowan’s lower torso. The Yellow-gold Aisha mumbled something under her breath. Rowan jumped back as he saw Lisha’s hands glow purple, 'What the...'"

by terpsichorean_writer
Digging up the Past

"Darla hesitated, her gaze falling to the floor as she closed her novel and put it beside her..." Collab with ryan100495

by _snails_pace_
The Thousand Year Time-Out

"The shadow came closer. It was very round. Squinting in the daylight, she recognised it as a giant Gulper. Goregas. From behind it popped her sister..."

by liouchan
1000 Hours Outside: A Tale of Two Friends

"Thoroughly committed to the program, the friends were starting to draw blanks about what to do outside. It seemed they had..." Collab with honorrolle

by superkathiee
 
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"The L-Word" by quanticdreams
Kanrik rounded the corner to see Hanso frantically doing the trick of stomping on the trash in a garbage can so you can fit more stuff in it. This was unusual because it was three in the morning and they were in an alleyway. “Oi. Lockpick.” Hanso jerked slightly. It was an improvement over the last time Kanrik had startled him, when he’d jumped a foot straight up in the air. “Huh? Yeah?” “Do I want to know what you’re doing here?” He scoffed. “Take a guess.” Kanrik pinched the bridge of his nose. The Thieves’ Guild was a massive operation, and he couldn’t be everywhere at once. Delegation was a necessary gamble. The Brightvale branch in particular used to be headed up by an old Hissi who called himself Grandfather. He’d had a particular interest in training thieves from childhood. Kanrik, despite himself having been recruited as a boy, was not convinced of the efficacy of this. Sure, it had worked out for him, but he was lucky enough to develop a level head. There was no way to predict how a child’s personality would turn out. Hanso was the nightmare scenario. Fyora help them all, they’d given an impulsive, chatty, lovesick teenage boy an education in how to steal anything that wasn’t nailed down and several things that were. For a minute during the whole Faerieland debacle, Kanrik had wondered if this was his cosmic punishment for allowing Hanso to exist. But against all odds...




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The L-Word
"Kanrik rounded the corner to see Hanso frantically doing the trick of stomping on the trash in a garbage can so you can fit more stuff in it. This was unusual because it was..."

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The Valentine’s Day Deadline
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Be Your Own Valentine: A Self-Care Guide
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