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One Chias treasure is another slorgs rubbish!?

Finders keepers losers weepers...

by hunnybunnie
Royal Pain: The Wraith Resurgence

Fyora needs healing!

by winner19955
A Chocolate PUN

Do tell...

by kennielee
Malum is Better Than You at Pet Basher

Suddenly stocking up on healing potions makes a whole lot of sense.

by johnthezombie605
BD Item Sticky Hands' Valentine's Day

What do you think they do, given that item stealing in the BD has been broken for so long?

by mbredboy31
Happy Valenpine's Day!

Cuny words...

Collaboration with Rurirawr.

by dirt_tea

Rock Hard Candy

Guaranteed to be a jawbreaker!

by andromedric
Insensitive

How rude...

by sylvannia
Flupeh Things

Alien Aishas have GROSS tastes!!

by flupeh
The Struggles of Saving

When your heart says yes but your bank account says no...

by khanhm666
Valentine's Delivery

Love is in the Air

Also by also by neschulz

by sthephanie

Gray Pets vs Happy Petpets

Just because the pet accepts the petpet, it doesn't mean they're made for each other. Ok, in this case, maybe they are.

by tangamandapiano
Cooking is hard

Ohh I see...

by wizzardolus
Random Oddness - Valentines

Aww how cute...but wait...

by mistyqee
V-Day on the Cheap

Try not to get TOO good a gift.

by applejuicerain
 
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11 Gifts You Should Never Give to Your Valentine



It’s the week before Valentines Day. Your elaborate Valentines proposal involving Beekadoodles, roses, and a Vira Halloween Costume went without a hitch, and your Valentine has said yes. You’ve got your date all planned-- you’re both going to enjoy a Kelp take-out dinner while watching the sun set over Kiko Lake. All that’s left to do is pick out the perfect gift for that special someone. Fortunately, the rules of Valentine’s Day gifts are simple and flexible. Buy something pink, heart shaped, floral, or sweet, and you’re set. After all, it’s the thought that counts, so as long as you aren’t buying your Valentine a Heart Stuffed Maggot or the useful but often unappreciated book, "How to Deal with Strange Looks," you should be in the clear. Right? Wrong. After hours of hard research, and only A LITTLE personal experience, we have compiled are a list of some seemingly innocuous Valentine’s gifts that are bound to go bad...



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Forever Together
In the infirmary in Faerieland, a lone wraith Lupe sits by a bed with a Faerie Kougra sleeping in it. It may be hard to believe, but the two were best friends who had found each other after having been apart for six years.

by orisasda

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Usuki Singing Stars #43: Lola's Spring Garden
"I'm so excited to start gardening!"

by downrightdude

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Valentine Rarities to Keep Away from a Brat
Of course, there's the classic box of... candy, but there are also many other creative and unique gift ideas which your friend will surely love. Some are incredibly rare and valuable, making them a great choice for someone you truly care about.

by _brainchild_

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11 Gifts You Should Never Give to Your Valentine
You’ve got your date all planned-- you’re both going to enjoy a Kelp take-out dinner while watching the sun set over Kiko Lake. All that’s left to do is pick out the perfect gift for that special someone.

Also by squishable

by suixx


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Change Needs Growth
Thank you to those who supported me and believed in my creativity the whole time. A big thank you to Mikey J and Papa Be

by jehtredmonkey

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Mundo The Grundo vs The Alien Aishas:Part Four
Last time on Mundo The Grundo vs The Alien Aishas

Mundo had gotten himself in quite the predicament, finding himself arrested and placed in jail among a group of other criminals. A stroke of luck occurred when the electricity was knocked out, causing all the cell pods to malfunction and release the prisoners. The rag tag trio of Mundo, Tyree the Lutari, and a tax-evading Acara named Petrina set off to try to create a weapon to fend off the enemy, but they were stopped short.

by randmar




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