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Play with Clay

Well, they could make pottery with it....

Also by tizzlestix

by msjanny

Trouble in Paradise: Comic

Who doesn't love puns?

by chasing_stars44
Scroll Of The Wise: Part 4

"This has been a public service announcement."

by fourin
Dieter: The Hungry Polarchuck

We all know him from Snowmuncher: Dieter the polarchuck. But what happens if he eats to fast?

Also by strandbikini

by kuschelalarm

Eclectic Antics: Hoarders Edition

Remember to clean out your safety deposit box regularly! (Please.)

by amarettoball
What Happens When Pirates Are Bored

Apparently, Captain Scarblade and his crew have too much free time...

by teamchao466
Spooky Petpets Are Not For Everyone!

Some pets just don't love spooky little friends.

by sara1elo
Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 3

It's not the National Neopian bank, it's just some shop in a weird mushroom shaped building.

by june_scarlet
An Odd Conversation

With age comes wisdom...well.... sometimes.

by dizziedino
Neopets' Logic

That makes sense...

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

The Damage Of Trudy's Surprise!

There Goes My Bottle Of Sand...

by mustikeuh121
Oopsy Daisy!

Petpets and potions might not be such a good combination.

by _clement_

That's all?!

by emeny_neo
Fruit Lupe

It's healthy! Right?

by aisha_painter119
Normal is Boring

Meet the Family!

by alexatina
Beauty Stinks!

Read the label.

by cherokee165
Pirate Problems - One Size Fits ... Most?

Um, maybe you should upgrade?

by squawkies
The Joy of Being a Labrat


Also by horsecrazyirishgirl

by kadfisch

Outings With Grandma

Adventures in Neopia with Grandma Mynci

by underlye
Faerie Droppings - Soup


by applefaerie99
Dull Battle Quills

The pie always goes first.

by tulituli9025
Anniversary - Part 5

Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place.

by caylista
Reason Behind The Name

It all makes sense now

Also by wowlame

by roxanna203

The Adventures of Kad and Drooly: Part 1

This may have been a mistake.

by iciclefaerie05

They're just so lifelike, sometimes...

by wiley1080
Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Outtake

Those reflexes need work.

Also by bha288.

by mandypandy667

A Spooky Halloween: Part 3

Safety first!

by ghostkomorichu
Blossoms~ Retry End

In the dead of the night...

by twillieblossom
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"The Korbats in the Pumpkin Patch" by jade_ceres
Asmundar was a clever little Eyrie, but there was one thing that he just couldn’t figure out tonight, and it had been bugging him and bugging him. He couldn’t get the Korbat face on his pumpkin just right. He had spent hours and hours using his claw on every pumpkin in his owner’s pumpkin patch, but he was a perfectionist and something just wasn’t right. There was pieces of carved pumpkin stuck under his claws and he was beginning to get frustrated. He had been wanting to win his neighbourhood’s pumpkin carving contest for years and years, but he would never win with one of these lifeless-looking drawings he’d just done. There was a Xweetok who always won every year and always looked so smug afterward and he just had to beat him this year. He had to. As he was finishing up his newest non-masterpiece, deciding to give up because the wings weren’t right, just like the tail wasn’t right on the last one and the teeth on the one before that, a Korbat happened to fly by, his wings flashing fast in the sky.

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All That Jazz
Brian was disappointed. His neighborhood's Weewoo had not yet delivered the day's Neopian Times issue, twenty minutes after he usually came. Brian had wanted to get a jump on the day, but he couldn't if he was waiting on the post carrier.

by azienskieth


Humbug and the Symol Hole
It was just another normal day for Humbug, the blue Noil. The normal routine consisted of getting up at the crack of dawn to go fishing with Nappox, do a few quests for Edna, and then continue on with his day. However, today seemed a little different.

by catytha_love_paz


Customising your Pteri for Special Occasions
Get your Pteri ready for special occasions!

Also by lute248

by sky_lady


A How-To Get a High Score Guide in “Typing Terror"
I’ve always loved typing games. There is something about being able to type extremely fast and with great accuracy that makes me excited. So, after countless games and research, I’ve come to learn a couple of tricks about this game that will help you get a high score and today, I’ve decided to share these with you. Let's get started!

by oliviagy


To Succeed is to Fail: Chapter Five
Fear me not. Are you yet tired of hearing these three words recited? Well, I can assure you I am not tired of saying them.

by rielcz


The Shade Files - Halloween Nightmare: Part One
It was the day before Halloween. At the Defenders of Neopia headquarters, the various agents and support staff working there, myself included, were having a party to celebrate the arrival. It was obvious that the majority of the front line staff, if not all, would be out working the streets the following day, making sure that the children were all safe once the night arrived for trick or treating.

by lupe_hunter_7

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