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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"This isn't civilization. This isn't even in the same hangar as civilization. This..." he slammed his hand on the table for emphasis, "is the end of the line."


Eyrie Day Makeovers!



I'm sure all you Eyrie owners out there are excited to celebrate Eyrie Day! If you're a true Eyrie fan, you probably already know which Eyrie colors you love the best, but maybe you're thinking of painting your Eyrie a new color. Perhaps you're a new Eyrie owner and don't know what to do with your awesome Neopet! Whatever your reason, I've compiled a list of what I think is the top five coolest and best Eyrie colors for you to consider painting your Eyrie, along with some wearables you might consider. Whether you like to create roleplay characters...

Comforting Lab Ray Pets



Many owners in Neopia, myself included, have saved up major Neopoints for pieces of a map that when put together, leads to something terrifying and amazing. The lab ray. You may think it's pure genius--so do I. But have you ever stopped and thought about how your pets feel? Imagine standing under a giant laser, shivering as a creepy scientist pushes a button. Then, a crackle of lightning strikes you, and something changes. With this guide, you'll learn how to make your pets feel loved no matter what happens to them- yes, even turning into a mutant Kau...

Best NP Garlands & Foregrounds


Yes, that's right, my friend. Not only did the brilliant minds behind the invention of Neopoint Wearables release backgrounds, but they also came up with a few other wearable neopoint bits and pieces for your enjoyment! Awesome, no? Yes! Below are my top 15 favorite Neopoint Garlands and Foregrounds to date. As before I'm here to tell you a little bit about each and how you might like to use them. Again, don't be fooled by my lists; these are just some of the neopoint items...

Other Stories
"Thread by Thread" by mangoslittlecoco
Melany pursed her lips and lowered her gaze, trying with no avail to ignore what was happening in front of her. It was something that occurred startlingly often; in the afternoon, as they gathered around the softly burning fire, she would curl up into her favorite chair, delicately shoved into a far corner. It wasn't that somebody didn't wish to see Melany and placed it there- quite the contrary, she just didn't want them to see her...

"Skin and Soul" by soupfaerie_best
She's not sure when exactly it started, when she began this whirlwind of a lifestyle. Maybe one morning she just woke up and decided she wanted something new. Maybe one day she drank a morphing potion, didn't recognize herself in the mirror – and liked it. So she did it again. And again. It dragged her in and consumed her, and now she doesn't go a week without changing her face. It's intoxicating, it's thrilling – and expensive...

"The Life of a Cap'n" by selphie_tilmitt
As she crossed the threshold, she turned back to give her first mate a steely glare. "Don't ye be botherin' me unless it's a REAL emergency next time!" With that, she slammed the door and returned to her chair. Shaking a bit of the rain off, she turned back to her pile of gold and precious gems. With a deep breath of satisfaction at the sight, she reached out and plucked the long-awaited pearl out of the pile. Before she had a chance...


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Great stories!


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The Vagabond Storyteller - The Lost Dream Catcher
"My name is Ruxielle," the Ixi states. "I'm a travelling fortune teller. I'm also a storyteller and I came here after one story in particular."

by dolphinsarenotgirly

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Chia Bomber 2 – Shooting Through the Neighborhood
Do you like Chias? But you don't like bombing Chias? Then Chia Bomber 2 is the game for you!

Also written by fruityexotic

by dawwetje


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Why Adopt?
As you probably know there are a lot of pets in the pound just waiting for an owner.

by terabithian

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It's Harder Than It Looks...
Not everyone can pick up that tree.

Story by barir644

by tohkano


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Usuki Singing Stars #9: In the Name of Science Class
"Patricia," Ms. Winston said in a concerned tone, "your science teacher mailed me your mark and it seems like your grade has slipped tremendously."

by downrightdude



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