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Once More, With Feeling: Part One

"You!" he shouted threateningly to the brown Gnorbu he had spotted. "You said tonight was going to be sold out!"

by herdygerdy
The Teacher's Pet: Part One

"Really?" I had thought my owner was joking. "You really work there? At the same Neoschool I'm going to?"

by thediractor
No Height, No Weight, No Problem: Part One

At first she couldn't tell what he was. There was no substance to him. She couldn't describe it...

by kittylitter251
 
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Comforting Lab Ray Pets



Many owners in Neopia, myself included, have saved up major Neopoints for pieces of a map that when put together, leads to something terrifying and amazing. The lab ray. You may think it's pure genius--so do I. But have you ever stopped and thought about how your pets feel? Imagine standing under a giant laser, shivering as a creepy scientist pushes a button. Then, a crackle of lightning strikes you, and something changes. With this guide, you'll learn how to make your pets feel loved no matter what happens to them- yes, even turning into a mutant Kau...



Other Stories


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The Vagabond Storyteller - The Lost Dream Catcher
"My name is Ruxielle," the Ixi states. "I'm a travelling fortune teller. I'm also a storyteller and I came here after one story in particular."

by dolphinsarenotgirly

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Adventures in Geraptiku
The lost Kyrii found himself entering a small clearing. It was over, at last! It wasn't over, however. Zadar's smile faded away as he recognised the ruins around him. This, he realised, was Geraptiku.

by alt1981black

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Chia Bomber 2 – Shooting Through the Neighborhood
Do you like Chias? But you don't like bombing Chias? Then Chia Bomber 2 is the game for you!

Also written by fruityexotic

by dawwetje


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Insanity in Numbers: Dealing with Competitive Pets
Never enter two pets in the same contest at once - believe me, this only makes things much worse.

by pringlz

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Dandilion Tails in 'Avatar Asylum!'
He's trying to get the Typing Terror avatar.

by dandilion_crucifix

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Amikarashui #18
Closet Calamities Part 2

by bluecloud300



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