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Once More, With Feeling: Part One

"You!" he shouted threateningly to the brown Gnorbu he had spotted. "You said tonight was going to be sold out!"

by herdygerdy
The Teacher's Pet: Part One

"Really?" I had thought my owner was joking. "You really work there? At the same Neoschool I'm going to?"

by thediractor
No Height, No Weight, No Problem: Part One

At first she couldn't tell what he was. There was no substance to him. She couldn't describe it...

by kittylitter251
 
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Comforting Lab Ray Pets



Many owners in Neopia, myself included, have saved up major Neopoints for pieces of a map that when put together, leads to something terrifying and amazing. The lab ray. You may think it's pure genius--so do I. But have you ever stopped and thought about how your pets feel? Imagine standing under a giant laser, shivering as a creepy scientist pushes a button. Then, a crackle of lightning strikes you, and something changes. With this guide, you'll learn how to make your pets feel loved no matter what happens to them- yes, even turning into a mutant Kau...



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Why I Cry, by Loki
Many people wonder why Kadoaties cry so much, so often. Well... I can't speak for all Kadoaties, but I can give you my reasons.

by chrystal_218

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Adventures in Geraptiku
The lost Kyrii found himself entering a small clearing. It was over, at last! It wasn't over, however. Zadar's smile faded away as he recognised the ruins around him. This, he realised, was Geraptiku.

by alt1981black

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Snow-B-Gone: Munching Secrets and How to Use Them
Some tactics that can be advantageous if used well and with luck.

by eggo__mini92

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Eyrie Day Makeovers!
I've compiled a list of what I think is the top five coolest and best Eyrie colors for you to consider painting your Eyrie, along with some wearables you might consider.

by _toffey_

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Just Another Day
You asked.

by miacirclegirl

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Speak No More
Fiddlesticks can't begin to explain my frustrations...

by laehlani



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