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Once More, With Feeling: Part One

"You!" he shouted threateningly to the brown Gnorbu he had spotted. "You said tonight was going to be sold out!"

by herdygerdy
The Teacher's Pet: Part One

"Really?" I had thought my owner was joking. "You really work there? At the same Neoschool I'm going to?"

by thediractor
No Height, No Weight, No Problem: Part One

At first she couldn't tell what he was. There was no substance to him. She couldn't describe it...

by kittylitter251
 
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Comforting Lab Ray Pets



Many owners in Neopia, myself included, have saved up major Neopoints for pieces of a map that when put together, leads to something terrifying and amazing. The lab ray. You may think it's pure genius--so do I. But have you ever stopped and thought about how your pets feel? Imagine standing under a giant laser, shivering as a creepy scientist pushes a button. Then, a crackle of lightning strikes you, and something changes. With this guide, you'll learn how to make your pets feel loved no matter what happens to them- yes, even turning into a mutant Kau...



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Skin and Soul
It happens one morning when she gets out of bed, looks in the mirror and realizes her eyes are green.

by soupfaerie_best

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The Vagabond Storyteller - The Lost Dream Catcher
"My name is Ruxielle," the Ixi states. "I'm a travelling fortune teller. I'm also a storyteller and I came here after one story in particular."

by dolphinsarenotgirly

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Mmm. Petpets. { A guide to stress-free Feed Florg }
You control a metal hand, which rotates around a table. There are six different petpets to contain, which will all be released from a metal ball overhead. Simple! ...er. Sorta.

by wolfspirit15

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How To Comfort Lab Ray Pets
How to make your pets feel loved no matter what happens to them.

by natverdi

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As You Were - Part 08
Look what we have here!

by crainwater

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The (Stupid) Owner and her Aisha
Hurray!

by i_luv_aishas13



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