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Once More, With Feeling: Part One

"You!" he shouted threateningly to the brown Gnorbu he had spotted. "You said tonight was going to be sold out!"

by herdygerdy
The Teacher's Pet: Part One

"Really?" I had thought my owner was joking. "You really work there? At the same Neoschool I'm going to?"

by thediractor
No Height, No Weight, No Problem: Part One

At first she couldn't tell what he was. There was no substance to him. She couldn't describe it...

by kittylitter251
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"Skin and Soul" by soupfaerie_best
She's not sure when exactly it started, when she began this whirlwind of a lifestyle. Maybe one morning she just woke up and decided she wanted something new. Maybe one day she drank a morphing potion, didn't recognize herself in the mirror – and liked it. So she did it again. And again. It dragged her in and consumed her, and now she doesn't go a week without changing her face. It's intoxicating, it's thrilling – and expensive...

Other Stories


Why I Cry, by Loki
Many people wonder why Kadoaties cry so much, so often. Well... I can't speak for all Kadoaties, but I can give you my reasons.

by chrystal_218


Baby Blues
"She had seven pets," she continued. "And they were all BABY!" She clapped her hands with glee as my stomach suddenly twisted.

by miriel


The Tyrannian Concert Guide: Part II
A guide to the many groups that play in the Tyrannian Concert Hall. Part 2 of 2.

by movie138music


Snow-B-Gone: Munching Secrets and How to Use Them
Some tactics that can be advantageous if used well and with luck.

by eggo__mini92


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IT'S OVER 9000!!!

Idea by thatsextraheretical

by highwind20


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Anyone else find uncoverted pets' inability to frown unsettling?

by white_draigon

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