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Once More, With Feeling: Part One

"You!" he shouted threateningly to the brown Gnorbu he had spotted. "You said tonight was going to be sold out!"

by herdygerdy
The Teacher's Pet: Part One

"Really?" I had thought my owner was joking. "You really work there? At the same Neoschool I'm going to?"

by thediractor
No Height, No Weight, No Problem: Part One

At first she couldn't tell what he was. There was no substance to him. She couldn't describe it...

by kittylitter251
 
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Comforting Lab Ray Pets



Many owners in Neopia, myself included, have saved up major Neopoints for pieces of a map that when put together, leads to something terrifying and amazing. The lab ray. You may think it's pure genius--so do I. But have you ever stopped and thought about how your pets feel? Imagine standing under a giant laser, shivering as a creepy scientist pushes a button. Then, a crackle of lightning strikes you, and something changes. With this guide, you'll learn how to make your pets feel loved no matter what happens to them- yes, even turning into a mutant Kau...



Other Stories


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Skin and Soul
It happens one morning when she gets out of bed, looks in the mirror and realizes her eyes are green.

by soupfaerie_best

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Baby Blues
"She had seven pets," she continued. "And they were all BABY!" She clapped her hands with glee as my stomach suddenly twisted.

by miriel

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Insanity in Numbers: Dealing with Competitive Pets
Never enter two pets in the same contest at once - believe me, this only makes things much worse.

by pringlz

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Readers Beware!
Here are just some of the books that the Neopian Bureau of Books recommends that you think twice about before bringing home to your Neopet.

by kspare2

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Story of my Life ~ Geraptiku Part 2
Some pun-y traps!

by aquaventusterra

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The Perfect Halloween 1/4
Good, very good point!

by djudju22_8



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