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Why Adopt?

As you probably know there are a lot of pets in the pound just waiting for an owner.

by terabithian
Readers Beware!

Here are just some of the books that the Neopian Bureau of Books recommends that you think twice about before bringing home to your Neopet.

by kspare2
How To Comfort Lab Ray Pets

How to make your pets feel loved no matter what happens to them.

by natverdi
The Pound - Uncovered

This week, one of our investigative reporters was fortunate enough to receive an inside tour. The following transcript is their report.

by kaanana
15 of the Best Neopoint Garlands & Foregrounds

If a Scenic Tree falls in Illusen's Glade and no one is around to hear it, does it even make a sound?

by pinkpaint
The Tyrannian Concert Guide: Part II

A guide to the many groups that play in the Tyrannian Concert Hall. Part 2 of 2.

by movie138music
Top 10 Pineapple Items

With their unique texture and pointy tops these fruits are not just eye-candy, but they are also a tasty treat for your taste buds.

Also by mercy_angel

by evilone712_27

Insanity in Numbers: Dealing with Competitive Pets

Never enter two pets in the same contest at once - believe me, this only makes things much worse.

by pringlz
Chia Bomber 2 – Shooting Through the Neighborhood

Do you like Chias? But you don't like bombing Chias? Then Chia Bomber 2 is the game for you!

Also written by fruityexotic

by dawwetje

Snow-B-Gone: Munching Secrets and How to Use Them

Some tactics that can be advantageous if used well and with luck.

by eggo__mini92
Mmm. Petpets. { A guide to stress-free Feed Florg }

You control a metal hand, which rotates around a table. There are six different petpets to contain, which will all be released from a metal ball overhead. Simple! ...er. Sorta.

by wolfspirit15
Eyrie Day Makeovers!

I've compiled a list of what I think is the top five coolest and best Eyrie colors for you to consider painting your Eyrie, along with some wearables you might consider.

by _toffey_
 
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Comforting Lab Ray Pets



Many owners in Neopia, myself included, have saved up major Neopoints for pieces of a map that when put together, leads to something terrifying and amazing. The lab ray. You may think it's pure genius--so do I. But have you ever stopped and thought about how your pets feel? Imagine standing under a giant laser, shivering as a creepy scientist pushes a button. Then, a crackle of lightning strikes you, and something changes. With this guide, you'll learn how to make your pets feel loved no matter what happens to them- yes, even turning into a mutant Kau...



Other Stories


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Usuki Singing Stars #9: In the Name of Science Class
"Patricia," Ms. Winston said in a concerned tone, "your science teacher mailed me your mark and it seems like your grade has slipped tremendously."

by downrightdude

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Baby Blues
"She had seven pets," she continued. "And they were all BABY!" She clapped her hands with glee as my stomach suddenly twisted.

by miriel

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Scarblade's Pearl: The Revenge - Part Three
Scarblade's smile disappeared...

by theloverpokemonqueen

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The Teacher's Pet: Part One
"Really?" I had thought my owner was joking. "You really work there? At the same Neoschool I'm going to?"

by thediractor

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The Floating Islanders - Sekrat the Thief pt 2
*hits a button* That was easy.

by yankeesrule244444456

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Fabled
It's no fun being slimy.

by dylan_the_ninja



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