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||Issue: 515 | 7th day of Collecting, Y13
|The Citadel - Seven Years LaterIt was a cold, dark night in the Darigan Citadel. Then again, it was ALWAYS cold and dark up in the Citadel, even when it was a warm summer in Meridell. |
|Baby Blues"She had seven pets," she continued. "And they were all BABY!" She clapped her hands with glee as my stomach suddenly twisted.|
|Skin and SoulIt happens one morning when she gets out of bed, looks in the mirror and realizes her eyes are green.|
|The PublicistThis publicist just booked the client of her dreams!|
|Adventures in GeraptikuThe lost Kyrii found himself entering a small clearing. It was over, at last! It wasn't over, however. Zadar's smile faded away as he recognised the ruins around him. This, he realised, was Geraptiku.|
|The Life of a Cap'nPirates are the best thing to happen since ninjas.|
|Thread by ThreadMelany loved her sister dearly, but sometimes she just wished that they would stop fighting. |
|Through The BarsHe led me into the cell and slammed the door behind me, twisting the key in the lock and whistling as he walked away.|
|The Vagabond Storyteller - The Lost Dream Catcher"My name is Ruxielle," the Ixi states. "I'm a travelling fortune teller. I'm also a storyteller and I came here after one story in particular."|
|Why I Cry, by LokiMany people wonder why Kadoaties cry so much, so often. Well... I can't speak for all Kadoaties, but I can give you my reasons.|
|Usuki Singing Stars #9: In the Name of Science Class"Patricia," Ms. Winston said in a concerned tone, "your science teacher mailed me your mark and it seems like your grade has slipped tremendously."|
|Ummagine BanditTen paces away, a threatening palace guard patrolled the perimeter of the very wall the Kyrii hid behind, a menacing glimmer in his eye.|
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