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The Citadel - Seven Years Later

It was a cold, dark night in the Darigan Citadel. Then again, it was ALWAYS cold and dark up in the Citadel, even when it was a warm summer in Meridell.

by mecha_fang
Baby Blues

"She had seven pets," she continued. "And they were all BABY!" She clapped her hands with glee as my stomach suddenly twisted.

by miriel
Skin and Soul

It happens one morning when she gets out of bed, looks in the mirror and realizes her eyes are green.

by soupfaerie_best
The Publicist

This publicist just booked the client of her dreams!

by potential_ruler
Adventures in Geraptiku

The lost Kyrii found himself entering a small clearing. It was over, at last! It wasn't over, however. Zadar's smile faded away as he recognised the ruins around him. This, he realised, was Geraptiku.

by alt1981black
The Life of a Cap'n

Pirates are the best thing to happen since ninjas.

by selphie_tilmitt
Thread by Thread

Melany loved her sister dearly, but sometimes she just wished that they would stop fighting.

by mangoslittlecoco
Through The Bars

He led me into the cell and slammed the door behind me, twisting the key in the lock and whistling as he walked away.

by exempth
The Vagabond Storyteller - The Lost Dream Catcher

"My name is Ruxielle," the Ixi states. "I'm a travelling fortune teller. I'm also a storyteller and I came here after one story in particular."

by dolphinsarenotgirly
Why I Cry, by Loki

Many people wonder why Kadoaties cry so much, so often. Well... I can't speak for all Kadoaties, but I can give you my reasons.

by chrystal_218
Usuki Singing Stars #9: In the Name of Science Class

"Patricia," Ms. Winston said in a concerned tone, "your science teacher mailed me your mark and it seems like your grade has slipped tremendously."

by downrightdude
Ummagine Bandit

Ten paces away, a threatening palace guard patrolled the perimeter of the very wall the Kyrii hid behind, a menacing glimmer in his eye.

by sylviau
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Eyrie Day Makeovers!

I'm sure all you Eyrie owners out there are excited to celebrate Eyrie Day! If you're a true Eyrie fan, you probably already know which Eyrie colors you love the best, but maybe you're thinking of painting your Eyrie a new color. Perhaps you're a new Eyrie owner and don't know what to do with your awesome Neopet! Whatever your reason, I've compiled a list of what I think is the top five coolest and best Eyrie colors for you to consider painting your Eyrie, along with some wearables you might consider. Whether you like to create roleplay characters...

Other Stories


Snow-B-Gone: Munching Secrets and How to Use Them
Some tactics that can be advantageous if used well and with luck.

by eggo__mini92


The Pound - Uncovered
This week, one of our investigative reporters was fortunate enough to receive an inside tour. The following transcript is their report.

by kaanana


Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Morphica Begins - Part Four
"I'm here," Chloe said into her communicator.

"Good. Change into your suit and hurry up here, Morphica," Judge Hog answered.

by kristykimmy


Visions II: To Save an Ogrin - Part Seven
"How can you stop him? He's probably been training for this since Xandra was stopped."

by yotoll


Let's Go Fishing!...
...and greetings, Your Majesty!

by matsuda__hekino


Daily Dailies
And just when you thought you were getting the hang of things....

by _gerbil_little_6

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