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The Citadel - Seven Years Later

It was a cold, dark night in the Darigan Citadel. Then again, it was ALWAYS cold and dark up in the Citadel, even when it was a warm summer in Meridell.

by mecha_fang
Baby Blues

"She had seven pets," she continued. "And they were all BABY!" She clapped her hands with glee as my stomach suddenly twisted.

by miriel
Skin and Soul

It happens one morning when she gets out of bed, looks in the mirror and realizes her eyes are green.

by soupfaerie_best
The Publicist

This publicist just booked the client of her dreams!

by potential_ruler
Adventures in Geraptiku

The lost Kyrii found himself entering a small clearing. It was over, at last! It wasn't over, however. Zadar's smile faded away as he recognised the ruins around him. This, he realised, was Geraptiku.

by alt1981black
The Life of a Cap'n

Pirates are the best thing to happen since ninjas.

by selphie_tilmitt
Thread by Thread

Melany loved her sister dearly, but sometimes she just wished that they would stop fighting.

by mangoslittlecoco
Through The Bars

He led me into the cell and slammed the door behind me, twisting the key in the lock and whistling as he walked away.

by exempth
The Vagabond Storyteller - The Lost Dream Catcher

"My name is Ruxielle," the Ixi states. "I'm a travelling fortune teller. I'm also a storyteller and I came here after one story in particular."

by dolphinsarenotgirly
Why I Cry, by Loki

Many people wonder why Kadoaties cry so much, so often. Well... I can't speak for all Kadoaties, but I can give you my reasons.

by chrystal_218
Usuki Singing Stars #9: In the Name of Science Class

"Patricia," Ms. Winston said in a concerned tone, "your science teacher mailed me your mark and it seems like your grade has slipped tremendously."

by downrightdude
Ummagine Bandit

Ten paces away, a threatening palace guard patrolled the perimeter of the very wall the Kyrii hid behind, a menacing glimmer in his eye.

by sylviau
 
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Comforting Lab Ray Pets



Many owners in Neopia, myself included, have saved up major Neopoints for pieces of a map that when put together, leads to something terrifying and amazing. The lab ray. You may think it's pure genius--so do I. But have you ever stopped and thought about how your pets feel? Imagine standing under a giant laser, shivering as a creepy scientist pushes a button. Then, a crackle of lightning strikes you, and something changes. With this guide, you'll learn how to make your pets feel loved no matter what happens to them- yes, even turning into a mutant Kau...



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Eyrie Day Makeovers!
I've compiled a list of what I think is the top five coolest and best Eyrie colors for you to consider painting your Eyrie, along with some wearables you might consider.

by _toffey_

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Chia Bomber 2 – Shooting Through the Neighborhood
Do you like Chias? But you don't like bombing Chias? Then Chia Bomber 2 is the game for you!

Also written by fruityexotic

by dawwetje


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Torch in the Darkness: Part Nine
"I didn't create Val. I had always known him. We have always been contrasting where we placed our values and our dreams. If fortune had come over him instead of me, this would be a different world."

Art by ellbot1998

by ellbot1998


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The Trial of Her Mind: Part Three
"What do you guys want to work on? We haven't done basic battle skills yet. I'm sure I could teach you a little bit..."

by sheik_30999

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Recipe for Disaster: The Visitor (part 5)
This could get ugly.

by prismfire

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This Should be Easy (resubmitted)
Once I got a model submarine, thinking it would be easy to make, but it had something like 100 parts!

by grimagog1971



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