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The Citadel - Seven Years Later

It was a cold, dark night in the Darigan Citadel. Then again, it was ALWAYS cold and dark up in the Citadel, even when it was a warm summer in Meridell.

by mecha_fang
Baby Blues

"She had seven pets," she continued. "And they were all BABY!" She clapped her hands with glee as my stomach suddenly twisted.

by miriel
Skin and Soul

It happens one morning when she gets out of bed, looks in the mirror and realizes her eyes are green.

by soupfaerie_best
The Publicist

This publicist just booked the client of her dreams!

by potential_ruler
Adventures in Geraptiku

The lost Kyrii found himself entering a small clearing. It was over, at last! It wasn't over, however. Zadar's smile faded away as he recognised the ruins around him. This, he realised, was Geraptiku.

by alt1981black
The Life of a Cap'n

Pirates are the best thing to happen since ninjas.

by selphie_tilmitt
Thread by Thread

Melany loved her sister dearly, but sometimes she just wished that they would stop fighting.

by mangoslittlecoco
Through The Bars

He led me into the cell and slammed the door behind me, twisting the key in the lock and whistling as he walked away.

by exempth
The Vagabond Storyteller - The Lost Dream Catcher

"My name is Ruxielle," the Ixi states. "I'm a travelling fortune teller. I'm also a storyteller and I came here after one story in particular."

by dolphinsarenotgirly
Why I Cry, by Loki

Many people wonder why Kadoaties cry so much, so often. Well... I can't speak for all Kadoaties, but I can give you my reasons.

by chrystal_218
Usuki Singing Stars #9: In the Name of Science Class

"Patricia," Ms. Winston said in a concerned tone, "your science teacher mailed me your mark and it seems like your grade has slipped tremendously."

by downrightdude
Ummagine Bandit

Ten paces away, a threatening palace guard patrolled the perimeter of the very wall the Kyrii hid behind, a menacing glimmer in his eye.

by sylviau
 
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The Tyrannian Concert Guide: Part II
A guide to the many groups that play in the Tyrannian Concert Hall. Part 2 of 2.

by movie138music

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Readers Beware!
Here are just some of the books that the Neopian Bureau of Books recommends that you think twice about before bringing home to your Neopet.

by kspare2

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The Teacher's Pet: Part One
"Really?" I had thought my owner was joking. "You really work there? At the same Neoschool I'm going to?"

by thediractor

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The Thief's Hostage: Part Two
Instead of there being a door to let her out of the room, there was only a wall entirely made of thick iron bars.

She was in a cell.

by vanessa1357924680


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In the Background
There is always something following you...

by rikarie

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Usuki Insanity
It's why we can't have nice things.

by aquacadet



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