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As You Were - Part 08

Look what we have here!

by crainwater
Recipe for Disaster: The Visitor (part 5)

This could get ugly.

by prismfire
The Perfect Halloween 1/4

Good, very good point!

by djudju22_8
Story of my Life ~ Geraptiku Part 2

Some pun-y traps!

by aquaventusterra
Blah Blah

IT'S OVER 9000!!!

Idea by thatsextraheretical

by highwind20

"Latest" Fashion

Er... At least her brothers and sisters didn't gemmify for nothing!

by everyway
Magic Managment


Also by destinationxunknown

by beekles

Safety Deposit Box #1

What item do we have today?

by almond_moose
Tough: BOOM

Oh, Bem.

by greekamerica
Speak No More

Fiddlesticks can't begin to explain my frustrations...

by laehlani
...Wut? BFFs


by tingtingwu
The Floating Islanders - Sekrat the Thief pt 2

*hits a button* That was easy.

by yankeesrule244444456

It's no fun being slimy.

by dylan_the_ninja
It's Harder Than It Looks...

Not everyone can pick up that tree.

Story by barir644

by tohkano

Improper Use 3 -part 1 of 2-

If Dr_Death left, would Rose be happier?

by solitarybird
Let's Go Fishing!...

...and greetings, Your Majesty!

by matsuda__hekino
Dandilion Tails in 'Avatar Asylum!'

He's trying to get the Typing Terror avatar.

by dandilion_crucifix
This Should be Easy (resubmitted)

Once I got a model submarine, thinking it would be easy to make, but it had something like 100 parts!

by grimagog1971
Ventures #4

Repercussions Part 1. Where true character comes out...

by neo_coaster363
Just Another Day

You asked.

by miacirclegirl
Hard Times

When you need to save up some NP.

by sixpows
Amikarashui #18

Closet Calamities Part 2

by bluecloud300
Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP

I didn't think Mo needed an imaginary friend. o3o

by shamaela
Treasure Keeping

The practitioner of The Scruffy Kougra welcomes you to his fantabulous store of fantabulousness!

by lil_jen_aside
Muckla and the Best Use of Neopoints

There are many alternative ways, but I reckon this is the best one.

by lovisa966
Shades and Hues 32

Meanwhile, at the Virtupets Space Station?

by mstr_dark
Rainbow Trouble

Our problem is solved!

by white_tiger0226
To Be Determined - King Hagan

I've always said...

by beastofmanytails
So Says the Slorg!

"A Shocking Occurrence in the Battledome" or "Moltara Hath Frozen Over"

by supercheezee
Terrific Odorific!

Just follow your nose and maybe find a new friend!

by tweakley
In the Background

There is always something following you...

by rikarie
Daily Dailies

And just when you thought you were getting the hang of things....

by _gerbil_little_6
Silence Is Golden

Or would that be a dullish grey?

by blackfriar
Usuki Insanity

It's why we can't have nice things.

by aquacadet
Peppered Reality: Eating Habits

The right hemisphere is considered a delicacy.

by rivliex
comic name 4

Anyone else find uncoverted pets' inability to frown unsettling?

by white_draigon
The (Stupid) Owner and her Aisha


by i_luv_aishas13
A Spooky Halloween, part 1

Trick-or-treating is scary!

by ghostkomorichu
Talk About Random

Blayne has sticky fin-- Er, wing thingies.

by buizelmaniac
The Goofers - Baby Problem, part 6

Was she selling something???

by lintsuf
Search the Neopian Times


"The Life of a Cap'n" by selphie_tilmitt
As she crossed the threshold, she turned back to give her first mate a steely glare. "Don't ye be botherin' me unless it's a REAL emergency next time!" With that, she slammed the door and returned to her chair. Shaking a bit of the rain off, she turned back to her pile of gold and precious gems. With a deep breath of satisfaction at the sight, she reached out and plucked the long-awaited pearl out of the pile. Before she had a chance...

Other Stories


The Citadel - Seven Years Later
It was a cold, dark night in the Darigan Citadel. Then again, it was ALWAYS cold and dark up in the Citadel, even when it was a warm summer in Meridell.

by mecha_fang


Thread by Thread
Melany loved her sister dearly, but sometimes she just wished that they would stop fighting.

by mangoslittlecoco


Snow-B-Gone: Munching Secrets and How to Use Them
Some tactics that can be advantageous if used well and with luck.

by eggo__mini92


Insanity in Numbers: Dealing with Competitive Pets
Never enter two pets in the same contest at once - believe me, this only makes things much worse.

by pringlz


Torch in the Darkness: Part Nine
"I didn't create Val. I had always known him. We have always been contrasting where we placed our values and our dreams. If fortune had come over him instead of me, this would be a different world."

Art by ellbot1998

by ellbot1998


The Thief's Hostage: Part Two
Instead of there being a door to let her out of the room, there was only a wall entirely made of thick iron bars.

She was in a cell.

by vanessa1357924680

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