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She's not who you think.

by marthajill
Vampires from Space!

"In fact," Jennings continued, "Sometimes I even consider it a pity that self-appointed dictators such as myself do not have a union. If we did, I could petition for shorter working hours, a better pension..."

by herdygerdy
My Inspiration

"Oh, why can't I think of anything?" I groaned aloud to myself.

by allison_kitty11
The Truth Behind The Bars

May this story be inspiration to all of you careless owners out there...

by amsurito

I decided to leave. Goodbye Qasala, hello new life. It was going to be brilliant!

by shadyy15
The Lost City

This was the fourth time we explored the ruins.

Coauthored by fluttergork

by draconis

The Villain Within

Once upon a time, while on his way to drop some transmogrification potions over Neopia as rewards to his followers and reminders to his enemies that he was still in charge, Dr. Sloth dropped a transmogrification potion on a young boy Kacheek...

by zirr
Why Are You Grey, Little Faerie?

Maha still remembered when she first made friends with a grey faerie.

by tiara_relica
April Fools?

Sandra, an orange Kougra, glanced at her teenaged owner from the stairs, a concerned look in her icy blue eyes.

"Mom, is everything alright? Say something!"

Also by sparkles0788

by acorna12

A Grey Day for An Ordinary Shoe Salesman

"What can I do to help you today?" I asked politely, my customary response to any new customer. She didn't respond, and only looked at me with grey eyes...

by mojoschweni
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The Way to Be Grey

To honor the Grey Faerie and all of the other pets like her, this is the perfect day to stay at home and mope. With all the tension and the dread in the air, it might be a little tough to cope with all of the sadness. That's where I come in. I'm here strictly to teach all of you young boys, girls, and Blumaroos to learn just how to be Grey. Let's get started. Step One: Everyone has seen a Grey pet once in their life. Their sad eyes, the look of...

Other Stories


How To: Effectively Advertise Your Guild
The three most common ways you can advertise your guild in a polite, yet effective way.

by lil_grape_arborz


The Way to Be Grey
Grey Day: the saddest day in all of Neopia. A day set aside to honor the heartbroken, the lonely, and the pets that are, well, just Grey.

by xxsicklullabiesxx


Infinity: Part Seven
Flicker had the hope that if he ran far enough, he'd be able to find Papa and that maybe he could go with him after all. But after traveling all alone for some time, Flicker just wanted to find somebody.

by blueys45


Baby Adventures: The Secret Note - Part Seven
Kolyae looked up at his group. Queen Nabile picked the Chomby up and gazed expectantly at King Altador. "Well?" she asked him. "Where do we start?"

by cloudpuffpuff


The Strange Case of the Missing Pests
The Roo Island event has recently ended. During the month of Running, though, I noticed something was going on in my Habitarium.

by martia_elior


The Grey Day Way
Grey Day already? Oh joy...

by naughty_naz

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