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The Painter: Part One

It was a day like no other throughout the kingdom. The sun was gone, vanished and hidden by a thick cover of raging and writhing blanket of clouds above.

by rrooaarrrr
The Scarab and the Sea: Part One

It still seemed strange to Tomos that he was in charge of the other four Neopians, instead of being marched along in irons behind them.

by saphira_27
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The Way to Be Grey

To honor the Grey Faerie and all of the other pets like her, this is the perfect day to stay at home and mope. With all the tension and the dread in the air, it might be a little tough to cope with all of the sadness. That's where I come in. I'm here strictly to teach all of you young boys, girls, and Blumaroos to learn just how to be Grey. Let's get started. Step One: Everyone has seen a Grey pet once in their life. Their sad eyes, the look of...

Other Stories


Why Are You Grey, Little Faerie?
Maha still remembered when she first made friends with a grey faerie.

by tiara_relica


The Lost City
This was the fourth time we explored the ruins.

Coauthored by fluttergork

by draconis


Take A Walk On The Grey Side
I'd like to address the stereotype that our bland appearances provoke in all manner of Neopians. People think that we're sad, that we like to be customised with dull, often uncomfortable backgrounds...

by gina_bunny


Dress to Depress
Here are some great fashion ideas that will help you dress to depress!

by jamespongebob


On a Thin Line: Pet Sayings
Why don't you just paint me grey?!

by silvergullmon77


Muckla goes to school #4
Have to make bullies stop bullying you? Tell them about your eating habits.

by lovisa966

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