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The Painter: Part One

It was a day like no other throughout the kingdom. The sun was gone, vanished and hidden by a thick cover of raging and writhing blanket of clouds above.

by rrooaarrrr
The Scarab and the Sea: Part One

It still seemed strange to Tomos that he was in charge of the other four Neopians, instead of being marched along in irons behind them.

by saphira_27
 
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Dress to Depress



Grey Day. A day to celebrate sorrow and sadness, but who says that this day is boring! Not all of the best fashionistas in Neopia! Grey is an underappreciated color. As soon as you hear it, you think sadness, and just like that, you miss so many great outfits. It's not true that color is always in fashion. That you can't go with boring, dull, navy colors. Want some proof? Here are some great fashion ideas that will help you dress to depress!



Other Stories


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A Grey Day for An Ordinary Shoe Salesman
"What can I do to help you today?" I asked politely, my customary response to any new customer. She didn't respond, and only looked at me with grey eyes...

by mojoschweni

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The Truth Behind The Bars
May this story be inspiration to all of you careless owners out there...

by amsurito

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10 Ways to Turn a Bad Day into a Good One
So you're having a grey day, what now?

by pinkpaint

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How To: Effectively Advertise Your Guild
The three most common ways you can advertise your guild in a polite, yet effective way.

by lil_grape_arborz

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Blah Blah
You'd be disappointed too.

by highwind20

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Psychotic!
Ouch.

by bellepsyche



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