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The Casual Neopian's Guide to Battledoming

I present only what you'll need to know for beating most of the avatar opponents or the Defenders of Neopia challengers.

by rider_galbatorix
Top 10 Wearables for your Grey Pet: Neopoint Edition

Dozens of ways to customize your grey!

by sychologist
How To: Effectively Advertise Your Guild

The three most common ways you can advertise your guild in a polite, yet effective way.

by lil_grape_arborz
World Challenging for Fun and Profit

Whether you are longing for competitive play, seeking to enhance your gaming experience, or just looking for an opportunity to increase your profit, the World Challenge (WC) may be for you.

by zabnor
10 Ways to Turn a Bad Day into a Good One

So you're having a grey day, what now?

by pinkpaint
Dress to Depress

Here are some great fashion ideas that will help you dress to depress!

by jamespongebob
How to Care for Your Menacing Purple Bug

As with all creatures, your tiny purple bug needs four basic things to survive: sleep, food, water and a plethora of Hanso-related items.

by coco_bella
Take A Walk On The Grey Side

I'd like to address the stereotype that our bland appearances provoke in all manner of Neopians. People think that we're sad, that we like to be customised with dull, often uncomfortable backgrounds...

by gina_bunny
Five Worst Places For Grey Pets To Live In Neopia

There are several places in Neopia that just aren't good places for Grey pets to live. They're just too bright or cheerful for a grey pet to live in peace.

by dr_tomoe
Celebrating Negativity!

Sometimes we all need a little negativity in our lives...

by aifricr
The Way to Be Grey

Grey Day: the saddest day in all of Neopia. A day set aside to honor the heartbroken, the lonely, and the pets that are, well, just Grey.

by xxsicklullabiesxx
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The Way to Be Grey

To honor the Grey Faerie and all of the other pets like her, this is the perfect day to stay at home and mope. With all the tension and the dread in the air, it might be a little tough to cope with all of the sadness. That's where I come in. I'm here strictly to teach all of you young boys, girls, and Blumaroos to learn just how to be Grey. Let's get started. Step One: Everyone has seen a Grey pet once in their life. Their sad eyes, the look of...

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My Inspiration
"Oh, why can't I think of anything?" I groaned aloud to myself.

by allison_kitty11


Why Are You Grey, Little Faerie?
Maha still remembered when she first made friends with a grey faerie.

by tiara_relica


The Painter: Part One
It was a day like no other throughout the kingdom. The sun was gone, vanished and hidden by a thick cover of raging and writhing blanket of clouds above.

by rrooaarrrr


Perfectionist: Part Four
Flowers are tossed and grasped. The cast bows.

And the whole time Rese beams with superiority.

by virtuosoe



by bellepsyche


Doom and Misery
The awful, awful problems of life in Neopia...

by elinoo

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