|A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll!
||Issue: 540 | 13th day of Eating, Y14
|The Casual Neopian's Guide to BattledomingI present only what you'll need to know for beating most of the avatar opponents or the Defenders of Neopia challengers.|
|Top 10 Wearables for your Grey Pet: Neopoint EditionDozens of ways to customize your grey! |
|How To: Effectively Advertise Your GuildThe three most common ways you can advertise your guild in a polite, yet effective way.|
|World Challenging for Fun and ProfitWhether you are longing for competitive play, seeking to enhance your gaming experience, or just looking for an opportunity to increase your profit, the World Challenge (WC) may be for you.|
|10 Ways to Turn a Bad Day into a Good OneSo you're having a grey day, what now?|
|Dress to DepressHere are some great fashion ideas that will help you dress to depress! |
|How to Care for Your Menacing Purple BugAs with all creatures, your tiny purple bug needs four basic things to survive: sleep, food, water and a plethora of Hanso-related items. |
|Take A Walk On The Grey SideI'd like to address the stereotype that our bland appearances provoke in all manner of Neopians. People think that we're sad, that we like to be customised with dull, often uncomfortable backgrounds...|
|Five Worst Places For Grey Pets To Live In NeopiaThere are several places in Neopia that just aren't good places for Grey pets to live. They're just too bright or cheerful for a grey pet to live in peace.|
|Celebrating Negativity!Sometimes we all need a little negativity in our lives...|
|The Way to Be GreyGrey Day: the saddest day in all of Neopia. A day set aside to honor the heartbroken, the lonely, and the pets that are, well, just Grey. |
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"April Fools?" by acorna12 and sparkles0788
Twenty minutes later, the teen and her twenty Neopets sat in the living room, some crying, others simply too shocked to do anything but stare off into space. "Steph?" a faerie Kougra exclaimed, addressing her owner by name. "Do five of us really have to go?"
|Vampires from Space!|
"In fact," Jennings continued, "Sometimes I even consider it a pity that self-appointed dictators such as myself do not have a union. If we did, I could petition for shorter working hours, a better pension..."
|Out of the Shadows: Part Two|
Without a moon there were plenty of shadows to hide in, but it was much easier in a large one.
"Did you really think I wouldn't find you?" said a lazy voice right next to his ear.