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The Casual Neopian's Guide to Battledoming

I present only what you'll need to know for beating most of the avatar opponents or the Defenders of Neopia challengers.

by rider_galbatorix
Top 10 Wearables for your Grey Pet: Neopoint Edition

Dozens of ways to customize your grey!

by sychologist
How To: Effectively Advertise Your Guild

The three most common ways you can advertise your guild in a polite, yet effective way.

by lil_grape_arborz
World Challenging for Fun and Profit

Whether you are longing for competitive play, seeking to enhance your gaming experience, or just looking for an opportunity to increase your profit, the World Challenge (WC) may be for you.

by zabnor
10 Ways to Turn a Bad Day into a Good One

So you're having a grey day, what now?

by pinkpaint
Dress to Depress

Here are some great fashion ideas that will help you dress to depress!

by jamespongebob
How to Care for Your Menacing Purple Bug

As with all creatures, your tiny purple bug needs four basic things to survive: sleep, food, water and a plethora of Hanso-related items.

by coco_bella
Take A Walk On The Grey Side

I'd like to address the stereotype that our bland appearances provoke in all manner of Neopians. People think that we're sad, that we like to be customised with dull, often uncomfortable backgrounds...

by gina_bunny
Five Worst Places For Grey Pets To Live In Neopia

There are several places in Neopia that just aren't good places for Grey pets to live. They're just too bright or cheerful for a grey pet to live in peace.

by dr_tomoe
Celebrating Negativity!

Sometimes we all need a little negativity in our lives...

by aifricr
The Way to Be Grey

Grey Day: the saddest day in all of Neopia. A day set aside to honor the heartbroken, the lonely, and the pets that are, well, just Grey.

by xxsicklullabiesxx
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"The Scarab and the Sea" by saphira_27
It still seemed strange to Tomos that he was in charge of the other four Neopians, instead of being marched along in irons behind them. During the attempted coup two months ago, he'd only acted on instinct when he stopped the traitorous General Akhmaris from throwing a knife...

Other Stories


A Grey Day for An Ordinary Shoe Salesman
"What can I do to help you today?" I asked politely, my customary response to any new customer. She didn't respond, and only looked at me with grey eyes...

by mojoschweni


My Inspiration
"Oh, why can't I think of anything?" I groaned aloud to myself.

by allison_kitty11


Baby Adventures: The Secret Note - Part Seven
Kolyae looked up at his group. Queen Nabile picked the Chomby up and gazed expectantly at King Altador. "Well?" she asked him. "Where do we start?"

by cloudpuffpuff


The Painter: Part One
It was a day like no other throughout the kingdom. The sun was gone, vanished and hidden by a thick cover of raging and writhing blanket of clouds above.

by rrooaarrrr


The Tale of the Wittle Grey Spyder
Spyders are busy catching petpetpets in their webs.

Art by vampirebunny18

by sarcasticdeath


The Grey Day Way
Grey Day already? Oh joy...

by naughty_naz

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