|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 540 | 13th day of Eating, Y14
|The Casual Neopian's Guide to BattledomingI present only what you'll need to know for beating most of the avatar opponents or the Defenders of Neopia challengers.|
|Top 10 Wearables for your Grey Pet: Neopoint EditionDozens of ways to customize your grey! |
|How To: Effectively Advertise Your GuildThe three most common ways you can advertise your guild in a polite, yet effective way.|
|World Challenging for Fun and ProfitWhether you are longing for competitive play, seeking to enhance your gaming experience, or just looking for an opportunity to increase your profit, the World Challenge (WC) may be for you.|
|10 Ways to Turn a Bad Day into a Good OneSo you're having a grey day, what now?|
|Dress to DepressHere are some great fashion ideas that will help you dress to depress! |
|How to Care for Your Menacing Purple BugAs with all creatures, your tiny purple bug needs four basic things to survive: sleep, food, water and a plethora of Hanso-related items. |
|Take A Walk On The Grey SideI'd like to address the stereotype that our bland appearances provoke in all manner of Neopians. People think that we're sad, that we like to be customised with dull, often uncomfortable backgrounds...|
|Five Worst Places For Grey Pets To Live In NeopiaThere are several places in Neopia that just aren't good places for Grey pets to live. They're just too bright or cheerful for a grey pet to live in peace.|
|Celebrating Negativity!Sometimes we all need a little negativity in our lives...|
|The Way to Be GreyGrey Day: the saddest day in all of Neopia. A day set aside to honor the heartbroken, the lonely, and the pets that are, well, just Grey. |
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The Way to Be Grey
To honor the Grey Faerie and all of the other pets like her, this is the perfect day to stay at home and mope. With all the tension and the dread in the air, it might be a little tough to cope with all of the sadness. That's where I come in. I'm here strictly to teach all of you young boys, girls, and Blumaroos to learn just how to be Grey. Let's get started. Step One: Everyone has seen a Grey pet once in their life. Their sad eyes, the look of...
|The Villain Within|
Once upon a time, while on his way to drop some transmogrification potions over Neopia as rewards to his followers and reminders to his enemies that he was still in charge, Dr. Sloth dropped a transmogrification potion on a young boy Kacheek...
I decided to leave. Goodbye Qasala, hello new life. It was going to be brilliant!
|Out of the Shadows: Part Two|
Without a moon there were plenty of shadows to hide in, but it was much easier in a large one.
"Did you really think I wouldn't find you?" said a lazy voice right next to his ear.