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||Issue: 540 | 13th day of Eating, Y14
|The Casual Neopian's Guide to BattledomingI present only what you'll need to know for beating most of the avatar opponents or the Defenders of Neopia challengers.|
|Top 10 Wearables for your Grey Pet: Neopoint EditionDozens of ways to customize your grey! |
|How To: Effectively Advertise Your GuildThe three most common ways you can advertise your guild in a polite, yet effective way.|
|World Challenging for Fun and ProfitWhether you are longing for competitive play, seeking to enhance your gaming experience, or just looking for an opportunity to increase your profit, the World Challenge (WC) may be for you.|
|10 Ways to Turn a Bad Day into a Good OneSo you're having a grey day, what now?|
|Dress to DepressHere are some great fashion ideas that will help you dress to depress! |
|How to Care for Your Menacing Purple BugAs with all creatures, your tiny purple bug needs four basic things to survive: sleep, food, water and a plethora of Hanso-related items. |
|Take A Walk On The Grey SideI'd like to address the stereotype that our bland appearances provoke in all manner of Neopians. People think that we're sad, that we like to be customised with dull, often uncomfortable backgrounds...|
|Five Worst Places For Grey Pets To Live In NeopiaThere are several places in Neopia that just aren't good places for Grey pets to live. They're just too bright or cheerful for a grey pet to live in peace.|
|Celebrating Negativity!Sometimes we all need a little negativity in our lives...|
|The Way to Be GreyGrey Day: the saddest day in all of Neopia. A day set aside to honor the heartbroken, the lonely, and the pets that are, well, just Grey. |
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"The Scarab and the Sea" by saphira_27
It still seemed strange to Tomos that he was in charge of the other four Neopians, instead of being marched along in irons behind them. During the attempted coup two months ago, he'd only acted on instinct when he stopped the traitorous General Akhmaris from throwing a knife...
|The Villain Within|
Once upon a time, while on his way to drop some transmogrification potions over Neopia as rewards to his followers and reminders to his enemies that he was still in charge, Dr. Sloth dropped a transmogrification potion on a young boy Kacheek...
|A Legend Begins Again: Part Three|
"He's been late to meet us at the dock before, you know," he said.
"Yeah, but this time it's different..." Jacques insisted. "Something is wrong... very wrong!"