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||Issue: 477 | 14th day of Sleeping, Y13
|Partly Cloudy With a Chance of AdventureKaela Kau was a bright, friendly soul. |
|Habitarium HeroesYou are about to read a true story of heroes. First, though, I must set the scene for you. |
|To Remember"Jacob! Jacob, have you cleaned your room yet?"|
|The HeroRond felt like a failure.|
|Reminiscing Freedom's MemoriesWhile you're browsing through the stalls, knights just march up to you, drag you to Meridell Castle and frantically worry and scold you like you've known them and they've known you...|
|Mixa and TixaMixa and Tixa have never gotten along, and in fact, they are almost always fighting, but things can change....|
|First Snowfall"Come on, Ankwi, it's snowing! Hurry!" |
|The Portrait"I'll need to use the sumi inks, watercolours, and a sheet of proper paper."|
|Against the GrainJenn lets each of her pets work at the bakery after they've been a part of the family for one year. As today is my 365th day in the family, it's my turn to see if I've got what it takes to make a decent iced cake.|
|Roodoku - Letters from Roo IslandI heard that King Roo is looking for a new Blumaroo Treasurer. |
|Sloth and the SalesmanSloth gets a lesson in dictatorship 101 from a surprisingly ANNOYING source.|
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How to be a Hero
A few brave (and not-so-brave) heroes have worked hard to restore peace and happiness to our lands. However, there have been times when those heroes could have saved the world much more quickly and efficiently. Here are a few guidelines to always follow when saving the world from the forces of evil. If a thief ever breaks into your home and tries to steal your artifacts—particularly the glowing ones—and you have the power to stop him, do it...
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It's a cold, snowy wintry day in Neopia. You're chilled despite your thick coat and scarf. After a day of errands, all you want to do is find something warm to eat. What could be greater than a steaming bowl of soup?
|Ninja Faellie Diaries: Part Five|
After everyone finished screaming, "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" due to the fact they were about to go off a cliff because no one was driving the wagon, an idea popped into Chris's head.