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Partly Cloudy With a Chance of Adventure

Kaela Kau was a bright, friendly soul.

by hellokitty_beauty
Habitarium Heroes

You are about to read a true story of heroes. First, though, I must set the scene for you.

by therons
To Remember

"Jacob! Jacob, have you cleaned your room yet?"

by stori_booke
The Hero

Rond felt like a failure.

by tj_wagner
Reminiscing Freedom's Memories

While you're browsing through the stalls, knights just march up to you, drag you to Meridell Castle and frantically worry and scold you like you've known them and they've known you...

by clovermint209
Mixa and Tixa

Mixa and Tixa have never gotten along, and in fact, they are almost always fighting, but things can change....

by chestnuttiger787
First Snowfall

"Come on, Ankwi, it's snowing! Hurry!"

by randomettee
The Portrait

"I'll need to use the sumi inks, watercolours, and a sheet of proper paper."

by won_shi_tong
Against the Grain

Jenn lets each of her pets work at the bakery after they've been a part of the family for one year. As today is my 365th day in the family, it's my turn to see if I've got what it takes to make a decent iced cake.

by enjoyeverything
Roodoku - Letters from Roo Island

I heard that King Roo is looking for a new Blumaroo Treasurer.

by weepingwillowy
Sloth and the Salesman

Sloth gets a lesson in dictatorship 101 from a surprisingly ANNOYING source.

by butterflygirl113
 
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Other Stories


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Unusual Foods: Soups
It's a cold, snowy wintry day in Neopia. You're chilled despite your thick coat and scarf. After a day of errands, all you want to do is find something warm to eat. What could be greater than a steaming bowl of soup?

by ripplestream850

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Habitarium: Let's Rock your Role!
Imagine yourself walking around a pile of grassy land together with little cute critters...

by rheiv_16

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Of Aisha-Bots and Crate-Moving: Part Two
Relieved, Kalsau found the tiny spacecraft and helped Dalia into it. He was just climbing in when there was a huge rumble of footsteps and the door opened. Dozens of Grundos poured in...

by foreverh0mes

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Ninja Faellie Diaries: Part Five
After everyone finished screaming, "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" due to the fact they were about to go off a cliff because no one was driving the wagon, an idea popped into Chris's head.

by luna4400

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Happy Sloth Appreciation Day?
He has fans?

by djudju22_8

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Diary of a Mad Neopian: Feline Fysiks
Here's another installment in the life of a mad Neopian... and her crazy pets!

by strangeperky



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