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The Page's Promise: Part One

Nothing bothered Trayanne when she was writing; nothing. Not even the fact that she was ownerless and in the Pound.

by thediractor
Remembering Rue: Part One

That day the bandages came off, and she got her first look at the world for a long time, nothing was the same. Nothing ever would be again.

by hedgehog_queen
Never Send a Mystery Capsule to Dr. Sloth: Part One

I actually spend very little time in Sloth's presence myself during each day, but yesterday was different.

by fuzzymonkey31
Flashpoint: Part One

Counter-intelligence. It's such a glamorous job.

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by antiaircraft

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How to be a Hero

A few brave (and not-so-brave) heroes have worked hard to restore peace and happiness to our lands. However, there have been times when those heroes could have saved the world much more quickly and efficiently. Here are a few guidelines to always follow when saving the world from the forces of evil. If a thief ever breaks into your home and tries to steal your artifacts—particularly the glowing ones—and you have the power to stop him, do it...

Other Stories


Roodoku - Letters from Roo Island
I heard that King Roo is looking for a new Blumaroo Treasurer.

by weepingwillowy


The Portrait
"I'll need to use the sumi inks, watercolours, and a sheet of proper paper."

by won_shi_tong


Safe as Houses: Neopia Survival Guide
How to protect your Neohome from Dr. Sloth, Zombies and Asparagus Chias.

by darkdandy


Living a Lie: The Story of the Imposter Apple
No longer will you remotely question the strange happenings that must be about when you pluck a mask-wearing orange from Bart's pail. All your answers are here.

by fluffywoy


Gone Lupey: Feed Florg
Are you suggesting any of this makes sense?

by lioness_of_slytherin


Shades of Grey
You should listen to your neopet, especially if it's smarter than you.

by eloxitoki

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