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The Page's Promise: Part One

Nothing bothered Trayanne when she was writing; nothing. Not even the fact that she was ownerless and in the Pound.

by thediractor
Remembering Rue: Part One

That day the bandages came off, and she got her first look at the world for a long time, nothing was the same. Nothing ever would be again.

by hedgehog_queen
Never Send a Mystery Capsule to Dr. Sloth: Part One

I actually spend very little time in Sloth's presence myself during each day, but yesterday was different.

by fuzzymonkey31
Flashpoint: Part One

Counter-intelligence. It's such a glamorous job.

Also by livvy_granger

by antiaircraft

 
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"Sloth and the Salesman" by butterflygirl113
Doctor Sloth sat hunched over a crisp new set of blueprints, his Grundo scientists having assured him that this was the pinnacle of their combined efforts. With this new piece of machinery and this particular plan of attack that his strategists had spent weeks devising to go along with it, total Neopian domination was nearly inevitable...




Other Stories


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To Remember
"Jacob! Jacob, have you cleaned your room yet?"

by stori_booke

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Reminiscing Freedom's Memories
While you're browsing through the stalls, knights just march up to you, drag you to Meridell Castle and frantically worry and scold you like you've known them and they've known you...

by clovermint209

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Top Ten Villains of 2010 by Dr. Frank L. Sloth
As a concerned citizen of Neopia, I, Dr. Frank L. Sloth, have compiled a list of the Top Ten Most Successful, and Therefore Secretive, Villains in recent Neopia history for your safety.

by jayceedee

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The Greatest Mysteries of Neopia
Some questions that will make you think...

by mypetsandi

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Gnorbu Shearing Day
This comic features Star, Lavi, and Kantheon.

by lockednloaded21

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More Hardships of...Habitarium P3s Part 1
Seriously, it's not easy being a P3.

by alagfalaswen



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