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||Issue: 477 | 14th day of Sleeping, Y13
|Exceeding ExpectationsSometimes people will surprise you!
Art by lilyed
|A series of comical events: Part 2Now that you mention it...|
|NewfangledTastes like Pteri...
|Avatar Pet Woes: The Pink, The ProudHow much popcorn is too much?|
|Gone Lupey: Feed FlorgAre you suggesting any of this makes sense?|
|Diary of a Mad Neopian: Feline FysiksHere's another installment in the life of a mad Neopian... and her crazy pets!|
|Fun-Sized!Not everyone was made to be tall...
Idea by kingdmge
|Usually Not Funny -SpoiledI am the very best owner.|
|The GoofersIf you don't know yet, Xweetoks would just do ANYTHING for jellybeans...|
|Ultimate Bulls-What a pretty fire.|
|Babies Know Best!Whoa, a dubloon!
Idea by wolfish_howl
|Neopian Neophyte - Tub of LarnI personally think they're kind of cute and chubby!|
|odds&friends: cybunny dreamsyour wish is my command.|
|More Hardships of...Habitarium P3s Part 1Seriously, it's not easy being a P3.|
|Punched LinesWasn't that fun?|
|Neopian Antics #7: Reading is a messy ordealAlways keep a broom handy after reading!
|Shades of GreyYou should listen to your neopet, especially if it's smarter than you.|
|Techopalooza: SparklersStarting off Year 13 with a bang!|
|Say Cheese!Dr. Sloth appears!
Idea by ikspeelvals
|Neopets Phisics Wonders - Pie FissionDid you know...|
|Shades and Hues 05Shattered Purity Arc; Part 1/15|
|Egg Wars ChroniclesZzz...|
|Sloth's apprenticeSloth is in for some big trouble!|
|Gnorbu Shearing DayThis comic features Star, Lavi, and Kantheon. |
|Chance of RainMaybe some resolutions are best kept to yourself...|
|Spoofle: Awhh SweetheartAw, you shouldn't have! No, really, you shouldn't have-!!|
|Cheesy Jokes - Sloth AppreciationHappy Sloth Appreciation Day!|
|Foiled Again: Something has Happened!So that's what it means...|
|Happy Sloth Appreciation Day?He has fans?|
|A Dr. Sloth Saturday StoryDr. Sloth is best, so I made this comic. Enjoy.|
|The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 7)The answer is obvious! Find a patsy (again.)|
|Results May Vary: Mr. CoconutDoesn't that hurt?
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Neopia is not the land of merely Faerie Cakes and Rainbow Lollipops. Welcome to my guide to surviving the evils in this land of ours. I, for one, believe in vigilance at all times. So how does one combat evil? Well, it all starts with your Neohome. Yes, those pretty little Neohomes you made in Faerieland with Uni Wallpaper. What you need is fortification. Make it your New Years Resolution. It will be easier and far more rewarding to keep to as opposed to trying to avoid the Chocolate Factory...
|Reminiscing Freedom's Memories|
While you're browsing through the stalls, knights just march up to you, drag you to Meridell Castle and frantically worry and scold you like you've known them and they've known you...