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Issue: 477 | 14th day of Sleeping, Y13 |
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 | My First Day as a NeopianConfessions of my first days at Neopets. :)
by century_gothic |  | The Super Smart Snot Splatter StrategySnot Splatter is a puzzle/strategy game. Since Meuka likes to put other Neopets passing the Haunted Woods in a sticky situation, you had better play this game to end his tyranny.
by bartdrunkeys |  | Living a Lie: The Story of the Imposter AppleNo longer will you remotely question the strange happenings that must be about when you pluck a mask-wearing orange from Bart's pail. All your answers are here.
by fluffywoy |  | The Greatest Mysteries of NeopiaSome questions that will make you think...
by mypetsandi |  | Unusual Foods: SoupsIt's a cold, snowy wintry day in Neopia. You're chilled despite your thick coat and scarf. After a day of errands, all you want to do is find something warm to eat. What could be greater than a steaming bowl of soup?
by ripplestream850 |  | This Means WarRaid me once, shame on you, raid me twice, this means war.
by carrotbreath |  | Habitarium: Let's Rock your Role!Imagine yourself walking around a pile of grassy land together with little cute critters...
by rheiv_16 |  | Top Ten Villains of 2010 by Dr. Frank L. SlothAs a concerned citizen of Neopia, I, Dr. Frank L. Sloth, have compiled a list of the Top Ten Most Successful, and Therefore Secretive, Villains in recent Neopia history for your safety.
by jayceedee |  | Safe as Houses: Neopia Survival GuideHow to protect your Neohome from Dr. Sloth, Zombies and Asparagus Chias.
by darkdandy |  | How to be a Hero--The Right Way!If you're building a library (personal, public, demonic, etc.) and you decide not to use the conveniently-already-existing Draiky Decimal System, PLEASE create an index of how your books are organized, and post this index in a convenient location.
Also by rfrchompchomp
by yami_wolfwood |  | Hubrid Nox: Evil Mastermind, OR A NEOPIAN TREASURE?!I thought I'd go in a bit of a different direction this time: revealing the softer side of some of Neopia's supposed 'villains'.
by zirr |
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Headlines "The Portrait" by won_shi_tong "Remember, Jun, once you place a line onto a page, it cannot be taken back." I hated it when master_piandao said stuff like that. My hands were already shaking from nerves; he didn’t need to state that and make it worse! I bit my lip and gently placed a line onto the paper with one fluid stroke, just like he taught me. I did it again. And again. Meanwhile...
Other Stories
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Against the Grain Jenn lets each of her pets work at the bakery after they've been a part of the family for one year. As today is my 365th day in the family, it's my turn to see if I've got what it takes to make a decent iced cake.
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