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My First Day as a Neopian

Confessions of my first days at Neopets. :)

by century_gothic
The Super Smart Snot Splatter Strategy

Snot Splatter is a puzzle/strategy game. Since Meuka likes to put other Neopets passing the Haunted Woods in a sticky situation, you had better play this game to end his tyranny.

by bartdrunkeys
Living a Lie: The Story of the Imposter Apple

No longer will you remotely question the strange happenings that must be about when you pluck a mask-wearing orange from Bart's pail. All your answers are here.

by fluffywoy
The Greatest Mysteries of Neopia

Some questions that will make you think...

by mypetsandi
Unusual Foods: Soups

It's a cold, snowy wintry day in Neopia. You're chilled despite your thick coat and scarf. After a day of errands, all you want to do is find something warm to eat. What could be greater than a steaming bowl of soup?

by ripplestream850
This Means War

Raid me once, shame on you, raid me twice, this means war.

by carrotbreath
Habitarium: Let's Rock your Role!

Imagine yourself walking around a pile of grassy land together with little cute critters...

by rheiv_16
Top Ten Villains of 2010 by Dr. Frank L. Sloth

As a concerned citizen of Neopia, I, Dr. Frank L. Sloth, have compiled a list of the Top Ten Most Successful, and Therefore Secretive, Villains in recent Neopia history for your safety.

by jayceedee
Safe as Houses: Neopia Survival Guide

How to protect your Neohome from Dr. Sloth, Zombies and Asparagus Chias.

by darkdandy
How to be a Hero--The Right Way!

If you're building a library (personal, public, demonic, etc.) and you decide not to use the conveniently-already-existing Draiky Decimal System, PLEASE create an index of how your books are organized, and post this index in a convenient location.

Also by rfrchompchomp

by yami_wolfwood

Hubrid Nox: Evil Mastermind, OR A NEOPIAN TREASURE?!

I thought I'd go in a bit of a different direction this time: revealing the softer side of some of Neopia's supposed 'villains'.

by zirr
 
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"Flashpoint" by antiaircraft and livvy_granger
You can just call me Varlock. Or Agent Varlock, if you're feeling really formal. So how can a JubJub be a Resistance agent? Yeah, I get that a lot. Well, let's see, I can think, I can run, and I can shoot. Good enough? What? How can I hold a weapon? Seriously, mate, that's a trade secret. Trust me, I can handle a blaster. Moving on...




Other Stories


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Sloth and the Salesman
Sloth gets a lesson in dictatorship 101 from a surprisingly ANNOYING source.

by butterflygirl113

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First Snowfall
"Come on, Ankwi, it's snowing! Hurry!"

by randomettee

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Remembering Rue: Part One
That day the bandages came off, and she got her first look at the world for a long time, nothing was the same. Nothing ever would be again.

by hedgehog_queen

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The Greatest Treasure: Part Three
"I took the liberty of renting a row boat for us to use today, while all of you were still asleep," Kat called to her friends...

Also by bluerang1

by masaryk_the_mad


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Chance of Rain
Maybe some resolutions are best kept to yourself...

by mizumew

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Techopalooza: Sparklers
Starting off Year 13 with a bang!

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5



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