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My First Day as a Neopian

Confessions of my first days at Neopets. :)

by century_gothic
The Super Smart Snot Splatter Strategy

Snot Splatter is a puzzle/strategy game. Since Meuka likes to put other Neopets passing the Haunted Woods in a sticky situation, you had better play this game to end his tyranny.

by bartdrunkeys
Living a Lie: The Story of the Imposter Apple

No longer will you remotely question the strange happenings that must be about when you pluck a mask-wearing orange from Bart's pail. All your answers are here.

by fluffywoy
The Greatest Mysteries of Neopia

Some questions that will make you think...

by mypetsandi
Unusual Foods: Soups

It's a cold, snowy wintry day in Neopia. You're chilled despite your thick coat and scarf. After a day of errands, all you want to do is find something warm to eat. What could be greater than a steaming bowl of soup?

by ripplestream850
This Means War

Raid me once, shame on you, raid me twice, this means war.

by carrotbreath
Habitarium: Let's Rock your Role!

Imagine yourself walking around a pile of grassy land together with little cute critters...

by rheiv_16
Top Ten Villains of 2010 by Dr. Frank L. Sloth

As a concerned citizen of Neopia, I, Dr. Frank L. Sloth, have compiled a list of the Top Ten Most Successful, and Therefore Secretive, Villains in recent Neopia history for your safety.

by jayceedee
Safe as Houses: Neopia Survival Guide

How to protect your Neohome from Dr. Sloth, Zombies and Asparagus Chias.

by darkdandy
How to be a Hero--The Right Way!

If you're building a library (personal, public, demonic, etc.) and you decide not to use the conveniently-already-existing Draiky Decimal System, PLEASE create an index of how your books are organized, and post this index in a convenient location.

Also by rfrchompchomp

by yami_wolfwood

Hubrid Nox: Evil Mastermind, OR A NEOPIAN TREASURE?!

I thought I'd go in a bit of a different direction this time: revealing the softer side of some of Neopia's supposed 'villains'.

by zirr
 
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"The Portrait" by won_shi_tong
"Remember, Jun, once you place a line onto a page, it cannot be taken back." I hated it when master_piandao said stuff like that. My hands were already shaking from nerves; he didn’t need to state that and make it worse! I bit my lip and gently placed a line onto the paper with one fluid stroke, just like he taught me. I did it again. And again. Meanwhile...




Other Stories


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Sloth and the Salesman
Sloth gets a lesson in dictatorship 101 from a surprisingly ANNOYING source.

by butterflygirl113

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Against the Grain
Jenn lets each of her pets work at the bakery after they've been a part of the family for one year. As today is my 365th day in the family, it's my turn to see if I've got what it takes to make a decent iced cake.

by enjoyeverything

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The Wheel of Glory: Part Three
Miles rewrapped his makeshift turban around his head as Thag and Plesio rowed the boat up the River Sakh.

by saphira_27

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Of Aisha-Bots and Crate-Moving: Part Two
Relieved, Kalsau found the tiny spacecraft and helped Dalia into it. He was just climbing in when there was a huge rumble of footsteps and the door opened. Dozens of Grundos poured in...

by foreverh0mes

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Egg Wars Chronicles
Zzz...

by miajune

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Happy Sloth Appreciation Day?
He has fans?

by djudju22_8



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