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My First Day as a Neopian

Confessions of my first days at Neopets. :)

by century_gothic
The Super Smart Snot Splatter Strategy

Snot Splatter is a puzzle/strategy game. Since Meuka likes to put other Neopets passing the Haunted Woods in a sticky situation, you had better play this game to end his tyranny.

by bartdrunkeys
Living a Lie: The Story of the Imposter Apple

No longer will you remotely question the strange happenings that must be about when you pluck a mask-wearing orange from Bart's pail. All your answers are here.

by fluffywoy
The Greatest Mysteries of Neopia

Some questions that will make you think...

by mypetsandi
Unusual Foods: Soups

It's a cold, snowy wintry day in Neopia. You're chilled despite your thick coat and scarf. After a day of errands, all you want to do is find something warm to eat. What could be greater than a steaming bowl of soup?

by ripplestream850
This Means War

Raid me once, shame on you, raid me twice, this means war.

by carrotbreath
Habitarium: Let's Rock your Role!

Imagine yourself walking around a pile of grassy land together with little cute critters...

by rheiv_16
Top Ten Villains of 2010 by Dr. Frank L. Sloth

As a concerned citizen of Neopia, I, Dr. Frank L. Sloth, have compiled a list of the Top Ten Most Successful, and Therefore Secretive, Villains in recent Neopia history for your safety.

by jayceedee
Safe as Houses: Neopia Survival Guide

How to protect your Neohome from Dr. Sloth, Zombies and Asparagus Chias.

by darkdandy
How to be a Hero--The Right Way!

If you're building a library (personal, public, demonic, etc.) and you decide not to use the conveniently-already-existing Draiky Decimal System, PLEASE create an index of how your books are organized, and post this index in a convenient location.

Also by rfrchompchomp

by yami_wolfwood

Hubrid Nox: Evil Mastermind, OR A NEOPIAN TREASURE?!

I thought I'd go in a bit of a different direction this time: revealing the softer side of some of Neopia's supposed 'villains'.

by zirr
 
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"Sloth and the Salesman" by butterflygirl113
Doctor Sloth sat hunched over a crisp new set of blueprints, his Grundo scientists having assured him that this was the pinnacle of their combined efforts. With this new piece of machinery and this particular plan of attack that his strategists had spent weeks devising to go along with it, total Neopian domination was nearly inevitable...




Other Stories


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The Portrait
"I'll need to use the sumi inks, watercolours, and a sheet of proper paper."

by won_shi_tong

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Against the Grain
Jenn lets each of her pets work at the bakery after they've been a part of the family for one year. As today is my 365th day in the family, it's my turn to see if I've got what it takes to make a decent iced cake.

by enjoyeverything

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Unrest: Part Three
She has taken the Forbidden Stair, Mistress...

by linda_reincarnated

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College Days: A Pirate Adventure - Part Two
The botany teacher, a yellow Ogrin, glanced up casually as Meadowbuck and Horax tip-pawed into the forest clearing that made up his unique classroom. He winked at them and continued his lecture without pause.

by newenglandquizzer

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Newfangled
Tastes like Pteri...

by dragon_loyalty

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Diary of a Mad Neopian: Feline Fysiks
Here's another installment in the life of a mad Neopian... and her crazy pets!

by strangeperky



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