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Amy's Big Pyjama Problem

"These are so comfy, I'll forget I'm wearing them!" Amy joked.

by 12345marissa
Paint On the Walls

"While you were sleeping until noon, we were out on a picnic. And somehow our sandwiches were switched around."

by silver_mirage
My Dream Vacation

"I know," I sighed, "but I really, really, really want to go."

by nonexist
The Misadventures of the Sky Pirate

It was a peaceful morning in Faerieland; the sun was slowly rising over a deserted corner of the city in the clouds, and the streets were empty save for a certain Tonu...

by dreamgate
The Perfect Negg

After chucking their slushies in a nearby bin, Aimee and Crystal arrived at the Neggery. They smiled and said hello to the Negg Faerie...

by userplay6088
Chezzanne Goes To Tyrannia

Chezzanne grinned. "That would be uber-great!" she said, using her favorite adjective, which she had made up herself.

by pixie_29
Shaye

"Mr. Shaye, team Darigan is in eighth. You were the favorite to take it all. Now this?"

by dianacat777
Friendship in an Igloo

Mika had totally forgotten. How could she forget Half Price Day? She was always all over the place too! "Oh yeah!" Mika cried. "It's Half Price Day!"

by rocknrollpup95
A Shocking Surprise

"So are you sure you want to do this?" Shelby asked Hermione seriously.

by princesshjb
Accepting Zeke

"The longest known case of a Xweetok egg remaining un-hatched is one week."

by corygirl200
A Moving Experience

There was nothing left. All the furniture had been taken and the rugs removed from the floor. Even the pictures had been taken off the walls...

by dipper70
BeautyRagdoll's Dilemma: The Decision

Which is worse? The curse or the cure?

by patjade
 
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When you or someone else activates a mini game, read the instructions quickly. Read the screen with suggestions of what to do while waiting for the other players, and realize you haven't actually twiddled your thumbs in a long time. Twiddle them until the mini game starts. When it does, try to remember what the instructions said, but mostly just click around. Realize that you lost the mini game, and make an attempt to thoroughly read the instructions next time...



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What Not to Believe When Reading About the Pound
I'm here today to open your eyes to the fiction in most stories about the pound. Today, you'll see just how it really is in the pound, directly from someone who's been in the place!

by honshusan

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Investigations into Impossibility: Nigel
Nigel is one of the most controversial figures in all of Neopia. Widely criticized for posing with equipment that some claim to be contrary to basic laws of reason...

by reggieman721

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Faded Memories #2: Rise of the Battle Faerie - Part Three
Puzzled, Valeane cautiously opened the door and stuck her head in. Shouts and angry voices reached her ears and her eyes widened slightly at what she saw.

by kit_3_3_3

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The Kacheek Club: Gretta's Revenge - Part One
Suddenly it clicked in her mind. "Oh... uhhh... You see, I think there's been a sort of misunderstanding..." She gulped nervously.

by jenlin_25

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Undying Love
Owners must steer clear of their neopet's science projects...

by ruby_chrysenthemum



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