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||Issue: 363 | 10th day of Collecting, Y10
|Amy's Big Pyjama Problem"These are so comfy, I'll forget I'm wearing them!" Amy joked.|
|Paint On the Walls"While you were sleeping until noon, we were out on a picnic. And somehow our sandwiches were switched around."|
|My Dream Vacation"I know," I sighed, "but I really, really, really want to go."|
|The Misadventures of the Sky PirateIt was a peaceful morning in Faerieland; the sun was slowly rising over a deserted corner of the city in the clouds, and the streets were empty save for a certain Tonu...|
|The Perfect NeggAfter chucking their slushies in a nearby bin, Aimee and Crystal arrived at the Neggery. They smiled and said hello to the Negg Faerie...|
|Chezzanne Goes To TyranniaChezzanne grinned. "That would be uber-great!" she said, using her favorite adjective, which she had made up herself.|
|Shaye"Mr. Shaye, team Darigan is in eighth. You were the favorite to take it all. Now this?"|
|Friendship in an IglooMika had totally forgotten. How could she forget Half Price Day? She was always all over the place too! "Oh yeah!" Mika cried. "It's Half Price Day!"|
|A Shocking Surprise"So are you sure you want to do this?" Shelby asked Hermione seriously. |
|Accepting Zeke"The longest known case of a Xweetok egg remaining un-hatched is one week."|
|A Moving ExperienceThere was nothing left. All the furniture had been taken and the rugs removed from the floor. Even the pictures had been taken off the walls...|
|BeautyRagdoll's Dilemma: The DecisionWhich is worse? The curse or the cure?|
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"A Shocking Surprise" by princesshjb
Hermione laughed loudly and squeezed Shelby's hand harder. "Of course I'm ready for this," she replied, grinning up at her owner. After three hours of waiting, Shelby and Hermione finally got to the front of the line. Shelby cleared her throat and cautiously took Hermione's coat as Hermione skipped up to the Lab Ray. Hermione, however, was...
|KeyQuest PowerUp Tactics|
You are not "being nice" by not using them. This is a competitive game against other people and the cards are available to be used.
|Greatclaw: Part Four|
Every fiber of his being rebelled against the thought. "But I don't want to be a thief," he whispered harshly. "I want to become a knight!"