There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots

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Issue: 363 | 10th day of Collecting, Y10

Comics

	The Hero Society - #5 ...In which our heroes bravely run away. by bearcatt
	There Just Are Some Lazy Neopets.... Zzzz... by achdut
	Bed Time Lights out! by emaciate
	A Key! Aww... by greenladysoap
	Life of Kai #2 Scary Gelert farmer... by katopia12
	Makes You Wonder... Oh dear. by georgia713_
	What Does Your Pet Want? Common owner mistake #1. by dog_dog_girl
	Cafeteriaphobia Being a Jelly Blumaroo is no piece of cake. by blumaroocrazy21
	Protecting a Petpet Why is it that petpets need so much protecting anyways...? by redstardust92
	Undying Love Owners must steer clear of their neopet's science projects... by ruby_chrysenthemum
	Commendably Creepy! Note to self- Don't roar at ghosts! by snuggles_n_huggles
	Do Something Usefull! Don't forget to collect your hard earnt neopoints! by drezuu
	I Like Usuls 3 Camping trips are fun! by janebellefontaine
	Something's Missing The perfect neohome! by tj_wagner
	Gone Batty CHAMPED by dogsndragons
	JubJub's Life: Snowager's Lair I could use my foot (if I had opposite thumb) but then I should jump on one leg all the way home... by sue_sa
	Crumbeard's Ship Log The adventures of a Yurble that's biscuit by color, pirate by profession. #2: Food Club Folly by rarehunter41
	Neopian Tragedies; IV They're totally staying. by fjant
	Tiny But Tough... is back! I'm a real dragon! by crazy_kathy
	Light House Life Scarab citrus soda: It's the exotic taste of the desert, without the dehydration. by louishooper
	One Fish, Two Fish Can I draw the next comic? by fish_puddle
	Learning To Cook! Hmm!!! by krokitoss
	Kadventures Hunger blinds you! Umm, wasn't it love? Also by littlesnowwhite by blaumann
	The kazoo PFFFFFTTT! by stephanieabc119
	Gleba's Adventures! This time... with an MSP Poogle! by happyhaz
	Woes #5 - Thievery Slorgs make bad sidekicks. by fire_princess433
	Half-Eaten Love Berries What really goes on in Neoquest... by mystery881
	I Dream of Neopets nom nom nom by koitlumm
	Shock Neocash clothes by ttuks
	I Blame Ann - Auqanine's Rage You won't take me alive! by ann326
	Yellow Belly It all depends on how your perspective. by deorse
	The Kacheek Siblings - Too Many Potatoes! One potato, two potato... OH MY GOSH! by adorable_chao_10
	Not All There How can he do it, anyways? by battlestar
	Just Crazy It makes you wonder, huh? by empoleon07
	A Spooky Halloween, part 1 Bake the cookies... by ghostkomorichu

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A Satirical Guide to Key Quest

When you or someone else activates a mini game, read the instructions quickly. Read the screen with suggestions of what to do while waiting for the other players, and realize you haven't actually twiddled your thumbs in a long time. Twiddle them until the mini game starts. When it does, try to remember what the instructions said, but mostly just click around. Realize that you lost the mini game, and make an attempt to thoroughly read the instructions next time...

Other Stories

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My Dream Vacation
"I know," I sighed, "but I really, really, really want to go."

by nonexist

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Friendship in an Igloo
Mika had totally forgotten. How could she forget Half Price Day? She was always all over the place too! "Oh yeah!" Mika cried. "It's Half Price Day!"

by rocknrollpup95

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The Money Tree's Monitor: The Yellow Acara
I didn't want to go to the Meridell Dump or anything, and Fyora said I could be the Money Tree Guardian.

by aisha_gurl_forever

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A Modest Proposal
The proposal is modest. The author... maybe not so much, but her ego is probably a little less inflated than the economy.

by cookybananas324

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Faded Memories #2: Rise of the Battle Faerie - Part Three
Puzzled, Valeane cautiously opened the door and stuck her head in. Shouts and angry voices reached her ears and her eyes widened slightly at what she saw.

by kit_3_3_3

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The Book: Part Five
"I'm not sharing a cell with the thimble fraudster!" Freddy shouted.

by herdygerdy

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