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Issue: 363 | 10th day of Collecting, Y10

Comics

	The Hero Society - #5 ...In which our heroes bravely run away. by bearcatt
	There Just Are Some Lazy Neopets.... Zzzz... by achdut
	Bed Time Lights out! by emaciate
	A Key! Aww... by greenladysoap
	Life of Kai #2 Scary Gelert farmer... by katopia12
	Makes You Wonder... Oh dear. by georgia713_
	What Does Your Pet Want? Common owner mistake #1. by dog_dog_girl
	Cafeteriaphobia Being a Jelly Blumaroo is no piece of cake. by blumaroocrazy21
	Protecting a Petpet Why is it that petpets need so much protecting anyways...? by redstardust92
	Undying Love Owners must steer clear of their neopet's science projects... by ruby_chrysenthemum
	Commendably Creepy! Note to self- Don't roar at ghosts! by snuggles_n_huggles
	Do Something Usefull! Don't forget to collect your hard earnt neopoints! by drezuu
	I Like Usuls 3 Camping trips are fun! by janebellefontaine
	Something's Missing The perfect neohome! by tj_wagner
	Gone Batty CHAMPED by dogsndragons
	JubJub's Life: Snowager's Lair I could use my foot (if I had opposite thumb) but then I should jump on one leg all the way home... by sue_sa
	Crumbeard's Ship Log The adventures of a Yurble that's biscuit by color, pirate by profession. #2: Food Club Folly by rarehunter41
	Neopian Tragedies; IV They're totally staying. by fjant
	Tiny But Tough... is back! I'm a real dragon! by crazy_kathy
	Light House Life Scarab citrus soda: It's the exotic taste of the desert, without the dehydration. by louishooper
	One Fish, Two Fish Can I draw the next comic? by fish_puddle
	Learning To Cook! Hmm!!! by krokitoss
	Kadventures Hunger blinds you! Umm, wasn't it love? Also by littlesnowwhite by blaumann
	The kazoo PFFFFFTTT! by stephanieabc119
	Gleba's Adventures! This time... with an MSP Poogle! by happyhaz
	Woes #5 - Thievery Slorgs make bad sidekicks. by fire_princess433
	Half-Eaten Love Berries What really goes on in Neoquest... by mystery881
	I Dream of Neopets nom nom nom by koitlumm
	Shock Neocash clothes by ttuks
	I Blame Ann - Auqanine's Rage You won't take me alive! by ann326
	Yellow Belly It all depends on how your perspective. by deorse
	The Kacheek Siblings - Too Many Potatoes! One potato, two potato... OH MY GOSH! by adorable_chao_10
	Not All There How can he do it, anyways? by battlestar
	Just Crazy It makes you wonder, huh? by empoleon07
	A Spooky Halloween, part 1 Bake the cookies... by ghostkomorichu

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The Pound: What Not to Believe

Many Neopians have written stories about the pound, but none have been too accurate. There have been stories told of awful food and cruel treatment, of harsh guards and drafty cages. I am Leven (a beautifully gorgeous Christmas Pteri) and I'm here today to open your eyes to the fiction in most stories about the pound. Today, you'll see just how it really is in the pound, directly from someone who's been in the place! So, we begin here, with one of the most widespread rumors...

Other Stories

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A Moving Experience
There was nothing left. All the furniture had been taken and the rugs removed from the floor. Even the pictures had been taken off the walls...

by dipper70

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A Shocking Surprise
"So are you sure you want to do this?" Shelby asked Hermione seriously.

by princesshjb

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A Taste of Autumn
Apples come in a variety of species, are easy to eat and serve on their own, and are the base for hundreds of amazing dishes that Neopians can, and should, enjoy.

by giggilogalmewmew

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What Not to Believe When Reading About the Pound
I'm here today to open your eyes to the fiction in most stories about the pound. Today, you'll see just how it really is in the pound, directly from someone who's been in the place!

by honshusan

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Molly's Story: Part One
A few meowclops were sitting in a box, somewhere in a cupboard. They were discussing what they wanted to do with their lives.

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

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Sunlight Sonata: Part Five
Sayang grinned. "If Keben didn't say it outright, neither will I. We're going to a demonstration. That's all you need to know."

by kittengriffin

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