|Still thwarting Sloth's mind control...
||Issue: 363 | 10th day of Collecting, Y10
|Investigations into Impossibility: NigelNigel is one of the most controversial figures in all of Neopia. Widely criticized for posing with equipment that some claim to be contrary to basic laws of reason...|
|KeyQuest PowerUp TacticsYou are not "being nice" by not using them. This is a competitive game against other people and the cards are available to be used.|
|What Not to Believe When Reading About the PoundI'm here today to open your eyes to the fiction in most stories about the pound. Today, you'll see just how it really is in the pound, directly from someone who's been in the place!|
|A Beginner's (Satirical) Guide to Key Quest BetaThis guide is satirical in nature and may not be the guide for you. The guide is based solely upon the recent experiences of the author of the guide and may or may not be of any actual use.|
|The Money Tree's Monitor: The Yellow AcaraI didn't want to go to the Meridell Dump or anything, and Fyora said I could be the Money Tree Guardian.|
|Bogshot: The (Somewhat) Forgotten SwampBogshot IS a swamp, but it also has a village by the same name. It's a nice place, I swear! The locals are quite friendly.|
|A Guidingly Guiding Guide to Writing Guidable GuidesI suggest you center your guide around things people would never in their right mind want to learn to do, thereby guaranteeing your topic will not have been covered before. Flawless logic, right?|
|What To CollectIt seems like you're the only one who cannot show off with a large collection, not because you don't want to start one but because you simply do not know what to collect. |
|Mastering CellblockHow to become a master of the wonderful and fascinating game of Cellblock|
|A Modest ProposalThe proposal is modest. The author... maybe not so much, but her ego is probably a little less inflated than the economy.|
|A Taste of AutumnApples come in a variety of species, are easy to eat and serve on their own, and are the base for hundreds of amazing dishes that Neopians can, and should, enjoy.|
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A Satirical Guide to Key Quest
When you or someone else activates a mini game, read the instructions quickly. Read the screen with suggestions of what to do while waiting for the other players, and realize you haven't actually twiddled your thumbs in a long time. Twiddle them until the mini game starts. When it does, try to remember what the instructions said, but mostly just click around. Realize that you lost the mini game, and make an attempt to thoroughly read the instructions next time...
|A Moving Experience|
There was nothing left. All the furniture had been taken and the rugs removed from the floor. Even the pictures had been taken off the walls...
|Friendship in an Igloo|
Mika had totally forgotten. How could she forget Half Price Day? She was always all over the place too! "Oh yeah!" Mika cried. "It's Half Price Day!"