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The Kacheek Club: Gretta's Revenge - Part One

Suddenly it clicked in her mind. "Oh... uhhh... You see, I think there's been a sort of misunderstanding..." She gulped nervously.

by jenlin_25
Molly's Story: Part One

A few meowclops were sitting in a box, somewhere in a cupboard. They were discussing what they wanted to do with their lives.

by orlando_bloom_bigfan
 
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A Satirical Guide to Key Quest



When you or someone else activates a mini game, read the instructions quickly. Read the screen with suggestions of what to do while waiting for the other players, and realize you haven't actually twiddled your thumbs in a long time. Twiddle them until the mini game starts. When it does, try to remember what the instructions said, but mostly just click around. Realize that you lost the mini game, and make an attempt to thoroughly read the instructions next time...



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A Guidingly Guiding Guide to Writing Guidable Guides
I suggest you center your guide around things people would never in their right mind want to learn to do, thereby guaranteeing your topic will not have been covered before. Flawless logic, right?

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