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Just a Scrap of Life

But it was either hide aboard the SS Primella in an attempt to find freedom, or stay on Krawk Island and be wrongly arrested. Scowling, I huddled further down into the barrel...

by sonictheonlyhedgehog
Tessa and the Swim Team

Coach Blu nods, not noticing the lack of warmth in their welcome. "Everybody, to that side of the pool and back. Goooo!"

by chococat_xx
Origami Buoyancy

A young Draik sits at the very middle of the den of her neohome, making an origami neopet with nimble fingers. One sheet of square paper...

by jen4ever4ree
Gone Booktastic!

I trotted down to the book shop with my stash of Kreluberries, ready to dive into another book. The store manager Bernard looked up from his work...

by sharonvt
The Adventures of Caragh the Halloween Krawk

Caragh recoiled into a defensive position. She was not some cute cuddly creature who liked to play dress up or attend tea parties, and she wasn't about to drop her guard...

by scenette
Ceasarini Angelini

"I like potatoes," Ceasarini Angelini told him cheerfully. "I wanted to grow my own..."

by concertogreat_8
Scarblade's Game

Bilge assessed the ship with his eyes once more, his scaly hands gripping a bag of money. He had to have it. Everything about the ship was made for a pirate...

by fuzzy_socks4
A Twist of Fortune

She stood and grabbed a large bag of Neopoints. "Well, I'm going shopping. I'll be right back..."

by kirsche474
Dance It Up

The truth is, stereotypes are based on majority figures... and to have a majority, you have to have a minority, right? Ladies and gentlemen, it's nice to meet you... I'm Jake the yellow Elephante. I'm the minority.

by lovetheyardstick
Astpyr Babysits

Grounded. Again. Apparently, my owner had not taken well to my attempt to create a swimming pool in our living room...

by qazx301
 
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"Scarblade's Game" by fuzzy_socks4
The seller, a rather tiny Quiggle, rubbed his hands together nervously. The full price was twenty thousand dubloons. Captain Bilge had already hinted that he would only spend ten thousand. And it was well known that whatever Bilge couldn't buy, he stole...




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Protecting Yourself From the MSPP Plushie
So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!!

by fluffy645385

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The Tyrannian Music Festival
The Tyrannian Music Festival is always a feast for the ears, but this year's splendour was truly incredible. A stupefying 60,000 pets and owners attended the gig-fest...

by xscissorsforhandsx

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Waiting for Anna: Part Eleven
The Aisha glances at Biblius, then looks around at Brightvale, and steps into the room. The door falls shut behind her. "I'm Annabelle," she tells the receptionist. "The magician..."

by extreme_fj0rd

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Delma Harrence: The Younger Days - Part One
"Now go down and eat breakfast," said her owner, peering down at her and showing absolutely no fear at all. "You're going to school today, and you're not going to go out in the fields and play yooyuball with your friends..."

by shadow_sabre_

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Arx Hallex
Poor paper petpet...

Co-authored by neesboy

by qazfan


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We All Love Coconut Shy!
This game is not rigged. Honest.

by minuko



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