|Voice of the Neopian Pound
||Issue: 303 | 3rd day of Hiding, Y9
|Just a Scrap of LifeBut it was either hide aboard the SS Primella in an attempt to find freedom, or stay on Krawk Island and be wrongly arrested. Scowling, I huddled further down into the barrel...|
|Tessa and the Swim TeamCoach Blu nods, not noticing the lack of warmth in their welcome. "Everybody, to that side of the pool and back. Goooo!"|
|Origami BuoyancyA young Draik sits at the very middle of the den of her neohome, making an origami neopet with nimble fingers. One sheet of square paper...|
|Gone Booktastic!I trotted down to the book shop with my stash of Kreluberries, ready to dive into another book. The store manager Bernard looked up from his work...|
|The Adventures of Caragh the Halloween KrawkCaragh recoiled into a defensive position. She was not some cute cuddly creature who liked to play dress up or attend tea parties, and she wasn't about to drop her guard...|
|Ceasarini Angelini"I like potatoes," Ceasarini Angelini told him cheerfully. "I wanted to grow my own..."|
|Scarblade's GameBilge assessed the ship with his eyes once more, his scaly hands gripping a bag of money. He had to have it. Everything about the ship was made for a pirate...|
|A Twist of FortuneShe stood and grabbed a large bag of Neopoints. "Well, I'm going shopping. I'll be right back..."|
|Dance It UpThe truth is, stereotypes are based on majority figures... and to have a majority, you have to have a minority, right? Ladies and gentlemen, it's nice to meet you... I'm Jake the yellow Elephante. I'm the minority.|
|Astpyr BabysitsGrounded. Again. Apparently, my owner had not taken well to my attempt to create a swimming pool in our living room...|
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"Ceasarini Angelini" by concertogreat_8
Ceasarini Angelini slept in his new house. Tomorrow, he told himself, I will plant my potatoes. The next day, he did just that. First, he pulled up all the weeds. "Goodbye, weeds," he told them. "It was lovely talking to you, but I am afraid my potatoes need..."
|Protecting Yourself From the MSPP Plushie|
So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!!
|Smurdnunoc: Part Five|
Just then, the office door behind them opened and in strode R. Cory, a green-and-white speckled Techo donned in the type of fine suit and tie one might expect a music executive to wear...
|A Skunk Story: Part Four|
Nanin was still refusing to get out of bed and start the plan we have been working on for so long. "You have to get up. We have to do this. There's no turning back." He didn't budge.