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||Issue: 303 | 3rd day of Hiding, Y9
|Just a Scrap of LifeBut it was either hide aboard the SS Primella in an attempt to find freedom, or stay on Krawk Island and be wrongly arrested. Scowling, I huddled further down into the barrel...|
|Tessa and the Swim TeamCoach Blu nods, not noticing the lack of warmth in their welcome. "Everybody, to that side of the pool and back. Goooo!"|
|Origami BuoyancyA young Draik sits at the very middle of the den of her neohome, making an origami neopet with nimble fingers. One sheet of square paper...|
|Gone Booktastic!I trotted down to the book shop with my stash of Kreluberries, ready to dive into another book. The store manager Bernard looked up from his work...|
|The Adventures of Caragh the Halloween KrawkCaragh recoiled into a defensive position. She was not some cute cuddly creature who liked to play dress up or attend tea parties, and she wasn't about to drop her guard...|
|Ceasarini Angelini"I like potatoes," Ceasarini Angelini told him cheerfully. "I wanted to grow my own..."|
|Scarblade's GameBilge assessed the ship with his eyes once more, his scaly hands gripping a bag of money. He had to have it. Everything about the ship was made for a pirate...|
|A Twist of FortuneShe stood and grabbed a large bag of Neopoints. "Well, I'm going shopping. I'll be right back..."|
|Dance It UpThe truth is, stereotypes are based on majority figures... and to have a majority, you have to have a minority, right? Ladies and gentlemen, it's nice to meet you... I'm Jake the yellow Elephante. I'm the minority.|
|Astpyr BabysitsGrounded. Again. Apparently, my owner had not taken well to my attempt to create a swimming pool in our living room...|
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"Scarblade's Game" by fuzzy_socks4
The seller, a rather tiny Quiggle, rubbed his hands together nervously. The full price was twenty thousand dubloons. Captain Bilge had already hinted that he would only spend ten thousand. And it was well known that whatever Bilge couldn't buy, he stole...
|Protecting Yourself From the MSPP Plushie|
So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!!
|Waiting for Anna: Part Eleven|
The Aisha glances at Biblius, then looks around at Brightvale, and steps into the room. The door falls shut behind her. "I'm Annabelle," she tells the receptionist. "The magician..."
|Delma Harrence: The Younger Days - Part One|
"Now go down and eat breakfast," said her owner, peering down at her and showing absolutely no fear at all. "You're going to school today, and you're not going to go out in the fields and play yooyuball with your friends..."