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The You Don't Need Skills to Get Trophies Guide

All you need is luck, perhaps a stash of neopoints, some patience, and this guide! So what are you waiting for?

by zuziafruzia
Lending Adam! And Other Amusing Neoboard Trends

Ever wanted to know about the latest and greatest trends on the Neoboards, while laughing about the charming mistakes we make there every day? Just hop onto the Neoboard Index, my friends...

by indulgences
The Icy Guide to Rink Runner

Do you love ice skating? Do you like creating music? If the answer to either of these questions is yes, then Rink Runner is a game for you...

by lcarlyle
Protecting Yourself From the MSPP Plushie

So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!!

by fluffy645385
Cheap, Easy Neohome Decorating

Okay, so you want to decorate your neohome. The problem is, you took one look at the furniture in the stores and realized...

by jessorama
The Hunt for the Missing Link

The latest advances in Neopian herpetology unlock many of the mysterious surrounding iconic creatures in Neopia.

by benjamin97
The Buzzer Game: The Guide

You have come here seeking guidance to beat the Buzzer Game.

by star138
The Tyrannian Music Festival

The Tyrannian Music Festival is always a feast for the ears, but this year's splendour was truly incredible. A stupefying 60,000 pets and owners attended the gig-fest...

by xscissorsforhandsx
Staying Out of the River: A Guide to Tug-O-War

It takes place in the Lost Desert. You choose a character to play as (every character except Brucey B requires a code) and start tugging. The object of the game is to pull your opponent into the river...

by surath
The Jelly Chia: Evil, or Publicly Humiliated?

But who is this creature? And why would it ever be driven to do such a horrible thing? And is it REALLY evil, or does it just need some professional help?

by ubquitous
 
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"Ceasarini Angelini" by concertogreat_8
Ceasarini Angelini slept in his new house. Tomorrow, he told himself, I will plant my potatoes. The next day, he did just that. First, he pulled up all the weeds. "Goodbye, weeds," he told them. "It was lovely talking to you, but I am afraid my potatoes need..."




Other Stories


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Origami Buoyancy
A young Draik sits at the very middle of the den of her neohome, making an origami neopet with nimble fingers. One sheet of square paper...

by jen4ever4ree

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Dance It Up
The truth is, stereotypes are based on majority figures... and to have a majority, you have to have a minority, right? Ladies and gentlemen, it's nice to meet you... I'm Jake the yellow Elephante. I'm the minority.

by lovetheyardstick

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Waiting Out the Storm: Part Five
Stan could feel the necklace in his pocket jangling and jingling and his heart growing a little heavier. Although he heard and felt it plain and clear, the girls didn't...

by mew_mew_matrimony

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Waiting for Anna: Part Eleven
The Aisha glances at Biblius, then looks around at Brightvale, and steps into the room. The door falls shut behind her. "I'm Annabelle," she tells the receptionist. "The magician..."

by extreme_fj0rd

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We All Love Coconut Shy!
This game is not rigged. Honest.

by minuko

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Takematu and Mystery Of The Kougra Paw
Oh... no!!

by ichimatu



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