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The You Don't Need Skills to Get Trophies Guide

All you need is luck, perhaps a stash of neopoints, some patience, and this guide! So what are you waiting for?

by zuziafruzia
Lending Adam! And Other Amusing Neoboard Trends

Ever wanted to know about the latest and greatest trends on the Neoboards, while laughing about the charming mistakes we make there every day? Just hop onto the Neoboard Index, my friends...

by indulgences
The Icy Guide to Rink Runner

Do you love ice skating? Do you like creating music? If the answer to either of these questions is yes, then Rink Runner is a game for you...

by lcarlyle
Protecting Yourself From the MSPP Plushie

So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!!

by fluffy645385
Cheap, Easy Neohome Decorating

Okay, so you want to decorate your neohome. The problem is, you took one look at the furniture in the stores and realized...

by jessorama
The Hunt for the Missing Link

The latest advances in Neopian herpetology unlock many of the mysterious surrounding iconic creatures in Neopia.

by benjamin97
The Buzzer Game: The Guide

You have come here seeking guidance to beat the Buzzer Game.

by star138
The Tyrannian Music Festival

The Tyrannian Music Festival is always a feast for the ears, but this year's splendour was truly incredible. A stupefying 60,000 pets and owners attended the gig-fest...

by xscissorsforhandsx
Staying Out of the River: A Guide to Tug-O-War

It takes place in the Lost Desert. You choose a character to play as (every character except Brucey B requires a code) and start tugging. The object of the game is to pull your opponent into the river...

by surath
The Jelly Chia: Evil, or Publicly Humiliated?

But who is this creature? And why would it ever be driven to do such a horrible thing? And is it REALLY evil, or does it just need some professional help?

by ubquitous
 
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MSPP Protection



So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!! All of it lies! The MSPP plushie is a very dangerous and evil...



Other Stories


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Just a Scrap of Life
But it was either hide aboard the SS Primella in an attempt to find freedom, or stay on Krawk Island and be wrongly arrested. Scowling, I huddled further down into the barrel...

by sonictheonlyhedgehog

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Tessa and the Swim Team
Coach Blu nods, not noticing the lack of warmth in their welcome. "Everybody, to that side of the pool and back. Goooo!"

by chococat_xx

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Smurdnunoc: Part Five
Just then, the office door behind them opened and in strode R. Cory, a green-and-white speckled Techo donned in the type of fine suit and tie one might expect a music executive to wear...

by buddy33774

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The Travels of Mijjol Lightwielder: Part Eight
Next moment Mijjol was standing on the shores of his beloved home, with the sun and the sea and all his adventures behind him. He had made it back home...

by yoyote

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The Neo-Doctor Is In...
Reading isn't always a good thing...

by superobinchan33

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Jackpot
Curiosity causes loud yelling and good luck.

by karatefight



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