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||Issue: 303 | 3rd day of Hiding, Y9
|The You Don't Need Skills to Get Trophies GuideAll you need is luck, perhaps a stash of neopoints, some patience, and this guide! So what are you waiting for?|
|Lending Adam! And Other Amusing Neoboard TrendsEver wanted to know about the latest and greatest trends on the Neoboards, while laughing about the charming mistakes we make there every day? Just hop onto the Neoboard Index, my friends...|
|The Icy Guide to Rink RunnerDo you love ice skating? Do you like creating music? If the answer to either of these questions is yes, then Rink Runner is a game for you...|
|Protecting Yourself From the MSPP PlushieSo, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!!|
|Cheap, Easy Neohome DecoratingOkay, so you want to decorate your neohome. The problem is, you took one look at the furniture in the stores and realized...|
|The Hunt for the Missing LinkThe latest advances in Neopian herpetology unlock many of the mysterious surrounding iconic creatures in Neopia.|
|The Buzzer Game: The GuideYou have come here seeking guidance to beat the Buzzer Game.|
|The Tyrannian Music FestivalThe Tyrannian Music Festival is always a feast for the ears, but this year's splendour was truly incredible. A stupefying 60,000 pets and owners attended the gig-fest...|
|Staying Out of the River: A Guide to Tug-O-WarIt takes place in the Lost Desert. You choose a character to play as (every character except Brucey B requires a code) and start tugging. The object of the game is to pull your opponent into the river...|
|The Jelly Chia: Evil, or Publicly Humiliated?But who is this creature? And why would it ever be driven to do such a horrible thing? And is it REALLY evil, or does it just need some professional help?|
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"Scarblade's Game" by fuzzy_socks4
The seller, a rather tiny Quiggle, rubbed his hands together nervously. The full price was twenty thousand dubloons. Captain Bilge had already hinted that he would only spend ten thousand. And it was well known that whatever Bilge couldn't buy, he stole...
Bilge assessed the ship with his eyes once more, his scaly hands gripping a bag of money. He had to have it. Everything about the ship was made for a pirate...
|Just a Scrap of Life|
But it was either hide aboard the SS Primella in an attempt to find freedom, or stay on Krawk Island and be wrongly arrested. Scowling, I huddled further down into the barrel...
|Smurdnunoc: Part Five|
Just then, the office door behind them opened and in strode R. Cory, a green-and-white speckled Techo donned in the type of fine suit and tie one might expect a music executive to wear...