|Still thwarting Sloth's mind control...
||Issue: 303 | 3rd day of Hiding, Y9
|The You Don't Need Skills to Get Trophies GuideAll you need is luck, perhaps a stash of neopoints, some patience, and this guide! So what are you waiting for?|
|Lending Adam! And Other Amusing Neoboard TrendsEver wanted to know about the latest and greatest trends on the Neoboards, while laughing about the charming mistakes we make there every day? Just hop onto the Neoboard Index, my friends...|
|The Icy Guide to Rink RunnerDo you love ice skating? Do you like creating music? If the answer to either of these questions is yes, then Rink Runner is a game for you...|
|Protecting Yourself From the MSPP PlushieSo, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!!|
|Cheap, Easy Neohome DecoratingOkay, so you want to decorate your neohome. The problem is, you took one look at the furniture in the stores and realized...|
|The Hunt for the Missing LinkThe latest advances in Neopian herpetology unlock many of the mysterious surrounding iconic creatures in Neopia.|
|The Buzzer Game: The GuideYou have come here seeking guidance to beat the Buzzer Game.|
|The Tyrannian Music FestivalThe Tyrannian Music Festival is always a feast for the ears, but this year's splendour was truly incredible. A stupefying 60,000 pets and owners attended the gig-fest...|
|Staying Out of the River: A Guide to Tug-O-WarIt takes place in the Lost Desert. You choose a character to play as (every character except Brucey B requires a code) and start tugging. The object of the game is to pull your opponent into the river...|
|The Jelly Chia: Evil, or Publicly Humiliated?But who is this creature? And why would it ever be driven to do such a horrible thing? And is it REALLY evil, or does it just need some professional help?|
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So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!! All of it lies! The MSPP plushie is a very dangerous and evil...
|Just a Scrap of Life|
But it was either hide aboard the SS Primella in an attempt to find freedom, or stay on Krawk Island and be wrongly arrested. Scowling, I huddled further down into the barrel...
Grounded. Again. Apparently, my owner had not taken well to my attempt to create a swimming pool in our living room...
|Delma Harrence: The Younger Days - Part One|
"Now go down and eat breakfast," said her owner, peering down at her and showing absolutely no fear at all. "You're going to school today, and you're not going to go out in the fields and play yooyuball with your friends..."