|The inside scoop on Jelly W-argh! *choke*
||Issue: 303 | 3rd day of Hiding, Y9
|The You Don't Need Skills to Get Trophies GuideAll you need is luck, perhaps a stash of neopoints, some patience, and this guide! So what are you waiting for?|
|Lending Adam! And Other Amusing Neoboard TrendsEver wanted to know about the latest and greatest trends on the Neoboards, while laughing about the charming mistakes we make there every day? Just hop onto the Neoboard Index, my friends...|
|The Icy Guide to Rink RunnerDo you love ice skating? Do you like creating music? If the answer to either of these questions is yes, then Rink Runner is a game for you...|
|Protecting Yourself From the MSPP PlushieSo, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!!|
|Cheap, Easy Neohome DecoratingOkay, so you want to decorate your neohome. The problem is, you took one look at the furniture in the stores and realized...|
|The Hunt for the Missing LinkThe latest advances in Neopian herpetology unlock many of the mysterious surrounding iconic creatures in Neopia.|
|The Buzzer Game: The GuideYou have come here seeking guidance to beat the Buzzer Game.|
|The Tyrannian Music FestivalThe Tyrannian Music Festival is always a feast for the ears, but this year's splendour was truly incredible. A stupefying 60,000 pets and owners attended the gig-fest...|
|Staying Out of the River: A Guide to Tug-O-WarIt takes place in the Lost Desert. You choose a character to play as (every character except Brucey B requires a code) and start tugging. The object of the game is to pull your opponent into the river...|
|The Jelly Chia: Evil, or Publicly Humiliated?But who is this creature? And why would it ever be driven to do such a horrible thing? And is it REALLY evil, or does it just need some professional help?|
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So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!! All of it lies! The MSPP plushie is a very dangerous and evil...
|Dance It Up|
The truth is, stereotypes are based on majority figures... and to have a majority, you have to have a minority, right? Ladies and gentlemen, it's nice to meet you... I'm Jake the yellow Elephante. I'm the minority.
|The Quest for the Moonlit Orb: Part Two|
"The Orb could do all kinds of things, whatever the user desired. Fyora soon realized how dangerous such a thing could be, so she asked each of the four fire faeries to become guardians for the Orb, and make sure it never fell into the wrong hands..."
|The Underground: Part Two|
He stared at the empty petpet bed, unable to move, hardly able to breathe. His petpet, his best friend. They had stolen him. They'd stolen something far more precious than a material item. That was it! That was going too far!