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The You Don't Need Skills to Get Trophies Guide

All you need is luck, perhaps a stash of neopoints, some patience, and this guide! So what are you waiting for?

by zuziafruzia
Lending Adam! And Other Amusing Neoboard Trends

Ever wanted to know about the latest and greatest trends on the Neoboards, while laughing about the charming mistakes we make there every day? Just hop onto the Neoboard Index, my friends...

by indulgences
The Icy Guide to Rink Runner

Do you love ice skating? Do you like creating music? If the answer to either of these questions is yes, then Rink Runner is a game for you...

by lcarlyle
Protecting Yourself From the MSPP Plushie

So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!!

by fluffy645385
Cheap, Easy Neohome Decorating

Okay, so you want to decorate your neohome. The problem is, you took one look at the furniture in the stores and realized...

by jessorama
The Hunt for the Missing Link

The latest advances in Neopian herpetology unlock many of the mysterious surrounding iconic creatures in Neopia.

by benjamin97
The Buzzer Game: The Guide

You have come here seeking guidance to beat the Buzzer Game.

by star138
The Tyrannian Music Festival

The Tyrannian Music Festival is always a feast for the ears, but this year's splendour was truly incredible. A stupefying 60,000 pets and owners attended the gig-fest...

by xscissorsforhandsx
Staying Out of the River: A Guide to Tug-O-War

It takes place in the Lost Desert. You choose a character to play as (every character except Brucey B requires a code) and start tugging. The object of the game is to pull your opponent into the river...

by surath
The Jelly Chia: Evil, or Publicly Humiliated?

But who is this creature? And why would it ever be driven to do such a horrible thing? And is it REALLY evil, or does it just need some professional help?

by ubquitous
 
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"Scarblade's Game" by fuzzy_socks4
The seller, a rather tiny Quiggle, rubbed his hands together nervously. The full price was twenty thousand dubloons. Captain Bilge had already hinted that he would only spend ten thousand. And it was well known that whatever Bilge couldn't buy, he stole...




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Tessa and the Swim Team
Coach Blu nods, not noticing the lack of warmth in their welcome. "Everybody, to that side of the pool and back. Goooo!"

by chococat_xx

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Astpyr Babysits
Grounded. Again. Apparently, my owner had not taken well to my attempt to create a swimming pool in our living room...

by qazx301

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Curse of the Werelupe: Part Seven
She stepped carefully down the rickety stairs of the Neolodge and the lobby came into view just as Kieavin flung herself at her brothers, knocking them both onto the floor, across the carpet and finally into the wall...

by rachelindea

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A Skunk Story: Part Four
Nanin was still refusing to get out of bed and start the plan we have been working on for so long. "You have to get up. We have to do this. There's no turning back." He didn't budge.

by czenko28

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Cookie Crumbs
AHH!!!! BEHIND YOU!!!! Just kidding!

by anna_waters

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Something Fishy...
Yummy.

by haruko_neofriend



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