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The You Don't Need Skills to Get Trophies Guide

All you need is luck, perhaps a stash of neopoints, some patience, and this guide! So what are you waiting for?

by zuziafruzia
Lending Adam! And Other Amusing Neoboard Trends

Ever wanted to know about the latest and greatest trends on the Neoboards, while laughing about the charming mistakes we make there every day? Just hop onto the Neoboard Index, my friends...

by indulgences
The Icy Guide to Rink Runner

Do you love ice skating? Do you like creating music? If the answer to either of these questions is yes, then Rink Runner is a game for you...

by lcarlyle
Protecting Yourself From the MSPP Plushie

So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!!

by fluffy645385
Cheap, Easy Neohome Decorating

Okay, so you want to decorate your neohome. The problem is, you took one look at the furniture in the stores and realized...

by jessorama
The Hunt for the Missing Link

The latest advances in Neopian herpetology unlock many of the mysterious surrounding iconic creatures in Neopia.

by benjamin97
The Buzzer Game: The Guide

You have come here seeking guidance to beat the Buzzer Game.

by star138
The Tyrannian Music Festival

The Tyrannian Music Festival is always a feast for the ears, but this year's splendour was truly incredible. A stupefying 60,000 pets and owners attended the gig-fest...

by xscissorsforhandsx
Staying Out of the River: A Guide to Tug-O-War

It takes place in the Lost Desert. You choose a character to play as (every character except Brucey B requires a code) and start tugging. The object of the game is to pull your opponent into the river...

by surath
The Jelly Chia: Evil, or Publicly Humiliated?

But who is this creature? And why would it ever be driven to do such a horrible thing? And is it REALLY evil, or does it just need some professional help?

by ubquitous
 
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"Ceasarini Angelini" by concertogreat_8
Ceasarini Angelini slept in his new house. Tomorrow, he told himself, I will plant my potatoes. The next day, he did just that. First, he pulled up all the weeds. "Goodbye, weeds," he told them. "It was lovely talking to you, but I am afraid my potatoes need..."




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Gone Booktastic!
I trotted down to the book shop with my stash of Kreluberries, ready to dive into another book. The store manager Bernard looked up from his work...

by sharonvt

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Just a Scrap of Life
But it was either hide aboard the SS Primella in an attempt to find freedom, or stay on Krawk Island and be wrongly arrested. Scowling, I huddled further down into the barrel...

by sonictheonlyhedgehog

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The Mystery of the Crystal Anubis: Part Three
"Yes," I interrupted. "There's no doubt that they belong to the kidnapper..."

by zach_neo_246

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The Quest for the Moonlit Orb: Part Two
"The Orb could do all kinds of things, whatever the user desired. Fyora soon realized how dangerous such a thing could be, so she asked each of the four fire faeries to become guardians for the Orb, and make sure it never fell into the wrong hands..."

by alex313

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Doodle: Customization Fun
Customization has its problems...

Clever idea by dark_slammer

by flame_shadow_


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...Shift1
Eye think it's possible.

by brag



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