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Eddie Quiggle and the Case of the Missing Petpet: Part One

I should have known that dame would be trouble the minute I heard her sweet and seemingly innocent voice...

Also by melbman

by anela19

Delma Harrence: The Younger Days - Part One

"Now go down and eat breakfast," said her owner, peering down at her and showing absolutely no fear at all. "You're going to school today, and you're not going to go out in the fields and play yooyuball with your friends..."

by shadow_sabre_
 
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MSPP Protection



So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!! All of it lies! The MSPP plushie is a very dangerous and evil...



Other Stories


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Dance It Up
The truth is, stereotypes are based on majority figures... and to have a majority, you have to have a minority, right? Ladies and gentlemen, it's nice to meet you... I'm Jake the yellow Elephante. I'm the minority.

by lovetheyardstick

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Ceasarini Angelini
"I like potatoes," Ceasarini Angelini told him cheerfully. "I wanted to grow my own..."

by concertogreat_8

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Lending Adam! And Other Amusing Neoboard Trends
Ever wanted to know about the latest and greatest trends on the Neoboards, while laughing about the charming mistakes we make there every day? Just hop onto the Neoboard Index, my friends...

by indulgences

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The You Don't Need Skills to Get Trophies Guide
All you need is luck, perhaps a stash of neopoints, some patience, and this guide! So what are you waiting for?

by zuziafruzia

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And The Tales Come: Part 1
Why do you want to be painted faerie?

Also by black_kisa

by ximera


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Rainbow Ice Cream Randomness
We can do this the easy way.

by topaz_snapdragon123



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