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Eddie Quiggle and the Case of the Missing Petpet: Part One

I should have known that dame would be trouble the minute I heard her sweet and seemingly innocent voice...

Also by melbman

by anela19

Delma Harrence: The Younger Days - Part One

"Now go down and eat breakfast," said her owner, peering down at her and showing absolutely no fear at all. "You're going to school today, and you're not going to go out in the fields and play yooyuball with your friends..."

by shadow_sabre_
 
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"Origami Buoyancy" by jen4ever4ree
A young Draik sits at the very middle of the den of her neohome, making an origami neopet with nimble fingers. One sheet of square paper, bright red, sat before her. Now, seventeen careful precise folds later, she has created a miniature Gelert...




Other Stories


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Dance It Up
The truth is, stereotypes are based on majority figures... and to have a majority, you have to have a minority, right? Ladies and gentlemen, it's nice to meet you... I'm Jake the yellow Elephante. I'm the minority.

by lovetheyardstick

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Scarblade's Game
Bilge assessed the ship with his eyes once more, his scaly hands gripping a bag of money. He had to have it. Everything about the ship was made for a pirate...

by fuzzy_socks4

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Staying Out of the River: A Guide to Tug-O-War
It takes place in the Lost Desert. You choose a character to play as (every character except Brucey B requires a code) and start tugging. The object of the game is to pull your opponent into the river...

by surath

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The Jelly Chia: Evil, or Publicly Humiliated?
But who is this creature? And why would it ever be driven to do such a horrible thing? And is it REALLY evil, or does it just need some professional help?

by ubquitous

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Razzle Dazzle - Episode XVI
The True Story

by khestrel

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A Bori Story: Vaeolus Issues
Do you smell something.... burning?

by pikemaster1



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