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||Issue: 303 | 3rd day of Hiding, Y9
|Waiting for Anna: Part ElevenThe Aisha glances at Biblius, then looks around at Brightvale, and steps into the room. The door falls shut behind her. "I'm Annabelle," she tells the receptionist. "The magician..."|
|The Travels of Mijjol Lightwielder: Part EightNext moment Mijjol was standing on the shores of his beloved home, with the sun and the sea and all his adventures behind him. He had made it back home...|
|A Skunk Story: Part FourNanin was still refusing to get out of bed and start the plan we have been working on for so long. "You have to get up. We have to do this. There's no turning back." He didn't budge.|
|Curse of the Werelupe: Part SevenShe stepped carefully down the rickety stairs of the Neolodge and the lobby came into view just as Kieavin flung herself at her brothers, knocking them both onto the floor, across the carpet and finally into the wall...|
|The Disappearance of the Heiress: Part Five"Helene," said Myra's mother. "I am called Helene. Loren, I don't have time to explain everything right now..."|
|Smurdnunoc: Part FiveJust then, the office door behind them opened and in strode R. Cory, a green-and-white speckled Techo donned in the type of fine suit and tie one might expect a music executive to wear...|
|Waiting Out the Storm: Part FiveStan could feel the necklace in his pocket jangling and jingling and his heart growing a little heavier. Although he heard and felt it plain and clear, the girls didn't...|
|Of Meepits and Dark Faeries: Part Four"Hurry up, Irathatora!" Bob urged her. "The Meepits are coming!"
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|Ice Cream: Part ThreeThat day she had ice cream for lunch, breakfast, and dinner. That night she dreamed four kinds of killer ice cream...|
|The Mystery of the Crystal Anubis: Part Three"Yes," I interrupted. "There's no doubt that they belong to the kidnapper..."|
|The Quest for the Moonlit Orb: Part Two"The Orb could do all kinds of things, whatever the user desired. Fyora soon realized how dangerous such a thing could be, so she asked each of the four fire faeries to become guardians for the Orb, and make sure it never fell into the wrong hands..."|
|The Underground: Part TwoHe stared at the empty petpet bed, unable to move, hardly able to breathe. His petpet, his best friend. They had stolen him. They'd stolen something far more precious than a material item. That was it! That was going too far!|
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So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!! All of it lies! The MSPP plushie is a very dangerous and evil...
|Dance It Up|
The truth is, stereotypes are based on majority figures... and to have a majority, you have to have a minority, right? Ladies and gentlemen, it's nice to meet you... I'm Jake the yellow Elephante. I'm the minority.
Grounded. Again. Apparently, my owner had not taken well to my attempt to create a swimming pool in our living room...