|A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll!
||Issue: 256 | 8th day of Gathering, Y8
|A Light in the Darkness"Here I am," he thought, "with the most clueless
airhead ever to walk Neopia..."|
|Evil Fuzzles, Dr. Sloth, and a Chocolate ChiaShe opened the box and pulled out a small device. "It's from the Dr. Sloth catalog. It can tell
me when there is an evil fuzzle in the room," Ursula told Alexa...|
|The ChoiceThe annual Race Through
Neopia Central was the biggest event of the year for runners. Dale had been training
extra hard after he placed fifth the year before. Now, he felt ready to steal
|We Got a Neomail!"We got a neomail!" I chanted, reentering our house. Neomail
was scarce at our happy little home, 239242 Market Street, and so when we actually
did get any mail, all five of us gathered around for a letter opening ceremony...|
|Alias: Amy Rose; Occupation: Spy"All right, then," announced the Grundo by Whisper's
bed, "You all pass - except for the Shadow Acara here who can't decide what
her name is. Go back to sleep."|
|Home"Great work, crew!" a white Blumaroo said, slumped
in his Captain's chair. "Now we just need to figure out how we got into this
mess in the first place. Commander Talinia?"|
|Acon's ChallengeAcon shifted from one foot to the other as she
chose her words carefully. "Well, sir... the actual day is often better than
practice... nerves give me speed... I don't think you'll be disappointed when
it comes to it." She smiled hopefully...|
|Life as a Darter for the M.M.G.I rolled over to the other side of my bunk and
sighed deeply. It was a hot, miserable day in Meridell...|
|CastlesIt had snowed over the night, Brenden saw with glee. The
pristine snow glittered as it covered the castle courtyard like a dense, white
blanket. Best of all, no one had touched it yet...|
|New AdventureThis is no ordinary tale, and I warn you now, the things that you may read in this story may shock you to the core...|
|A Game of Kou-jongHe was about to make a sharp retort when she
said, "Hey, Shumi! Let's play Kou-jong!"|
|The BelieverI had always believed in water faeries, unlike everyone
else. And looking back, I guess that I didn't have any evidence to support my
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Slothproofing Your Life
We've all heard of Dr. Frank Sloth. He's done all manner of evil things, such as lighting robots on fire and chasing them, taking over the New Features, mutating our pets, and other various things. What if you could humiliate him in public? That would definitely be worth seeing. Of course, you could do other sneaky things to get rid of the green evildoer...
|How to Care for Your Yooyu|
This petpet is beastly. This petpet is so full of pure evil many have run screaming
from its malignant glare. I know this because I saw a picture of it in a magazine
I read. Magazines don't lie.
Of course, the first step has to be to decide what you want to collect.
You should pick something you enjoy, and something that is in your price range.
|Sol Dreaming: Part One|
Captain Quack, Aquamarine's intelligent Mallard,
is watching him from behind the door. Why is he here? He said he was going
to Krawk Island for business...