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A Light in the Darkness

"Here I am," he thought, "with the most clueless airhead ever to walk Neopia..."

by dubble_trubble
Evil Fuzzles, Dr. Sloth, and a Chocolate Chia

She opened the box and pulled out a small device. "It's from the Dr. Sloth catalog. It can tell me when there is an evil fuzzle in the room," Ursula told Alexa...

by happyorangehorse
The Choice

The annual Race Through Neopia Central was the biggest event of the year for runners. Dale had been training extra hard after he placed fifth the year before. Now, he felt ready to steal first...

by reggieman721
We Got a Neomail!

"We got a neomail!" I chanted, reentering our house. Neomail was scarce at our happy little home, 239242 Market Street, and so when we actually did get any mail, all five of us gathered around for a letter opening ceremony...

by sweetie_me274
Alias: Amy Rose; Occupation: Spy

"All right, then," announced the Grundo by Whisper's bed, "You all pass - except for the Shadow Acara here who can't decide what her name is. Go back to sleep."

by parmadur
Home

"Great work, crew!" a white Blumaroo said, slumped in his Captain's chair. "Now we just need to figure out how we got into this mess in the first place. Commander Talinia?"

by dan4884
Acon's Challenge

Acon shifted from one foot to the other as she chose her words carefully. "Well, sir... the actual day is often better than practice... nerves give me speed... I don't think you'll be disappointed when it comes to it." She smiled hopefully...

by katiesheffield
Life as a Darter for the M.M.G.

I rolled over to the other side of my bunk and sighed deeply. It was a hot, miserable day in Meridell...

by princesslucille1
Castles

It had snowed over the night, Brenden saw with glee. The pristine snow glittered as it covered the castle courtyard like a dense, white blanket. Best of all, no one had touched it yet...

by nimras23
New Adventure

This is no ordinary tale, and I warn you now, the things that you may read in this story may shock you to the core...

by thedoombunny
A Game of Kou-jong

He was about to make a sharp retort when she said, "Hey, Shumi! Let's play Kou-jong!"

by fushigiyugichichrich
The Believer

I had always believed in water faeries, unlike everyone else. And looking back, I guess that I didn't have any evidence to support my belief...

by horsesrocktkw
 
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We've all heard of Dr. Frank Sloth. He's done all manner of evil things, such as lighting robots on fire and chasing them, taking over the New Features, mutating our pets, and other various things. What if you could humiliate him in public? That would definitely be worth seeing. Of course, you could do other sneaky things to get rid of the green evildoer...



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This petpet is beastly. This petpet is so full of pure evil many have run screaming from its malignant glare. I know this because I saw a picture of it in a magazine I read. Magazines don't lie.

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Nyla's Embroidery: Part One
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Little Orby
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