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Beauty Contest Greens

If you've ever considered entering the Beauty Contest and earning your beloved pet that sparkling trophy for his or her lookup, you might want to think again.

by dark_goddess_rising
Top Ten Most Mysterious Ice Creams in All of Neopia

Caution: Reading this article may result in never eating 10 certain Neopian Ice Creams ever again.

by neoknuckles
The Guide to Getting Rid of Pesky Owners

I'm sure all you poor little weak pets are all eager to have revenge on your owners for not feeding you enough, or letting you get sick, or simply - as in my case - not allowing world domination before bed time. Well, no fear, my guide is the answer.

by abhobbs
Ten Steps to Save Yourself from Sloth

And you guys thought it was impossible!

by wigglyfish
Your Guide To Writing Fiction

To start with, you might want to choose what kind of entry you're best at.

by skycrowmor
How to Care for Your Yooyu

This petpet is beastly. This petpet is so full of pure evil many have run screaming from its malignant glare. I know this because I saw a picture of it in a magazine I read. Magazines don't lie.

by iamskot
I'm a Little Teapot...

Tea has been produced for hundreds of years in Neopia, and the art of tea serving has been passed down from generation to generation of well-born Neopets.

by 8311050
Usukis and Why We Love Them

They're dolls, based on the shape of a pet, who dress up in different costumes and are perfect things to collect. There are new and old, common and rare, but they're all very stylish. The thing is, how come everyone loves them? HOW COME EVERYONE WANTS THEM?

by alice_dominique
The Origins of Achyfi

Instead of selling quality sodas, Achyfi Enterprises had only two goals: create a large variety of flavors, and stay in the public eye.

by plasmashadow
Collecting 101

Of course, the first step has to be to decide what you want to collect. You should pick something you enjoy, and something that is in your price range.

by bikinibottom_5712
Where ARE They Now?

The lucky owners who were able to get this limited edition pet sometimes decide they don't want their Lutari anymore. So, they put them up for adoption. But, they must've forgotten that the lovely Lutari doesn't actually go into the pound. The question is why.

by stopthespamming
Shunned Shoyrus

Shoyrus are the most beloved pets of all Neopia, with their big, adorable eyes, their long, smooth tail, their small curved horn, and their cute, delicate wings. Yet through all of Neopian history, they have had little chance to show their shine.

by lunaquarrian
 
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Slothproofing Your Life



We've all heard of Dr. Frank Sloth. He's done all manner of evil things, such as lighting robots on fire and chasing them, taking over the New Features, mutating our pets, and other various things. What if you could humiliate him in public? That would definitely be worth seeing. Of course, you could do other sneaky things to get rid of the green evildoer...



Other Stories


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Home
"Great work, crew!" a white Blumaroo said, slumped in his Captain's chair. "Now we just need to figure out how we got into this mess in the first place. Commander Talinia?"

by dan4884

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A Light in the Darkness
"Here I am," he thought, "with the most clueless airhead ever to walk Neopia..."

by dubble_trubble

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The Story of a Weapon: Part Three
She felt like she had been running forever. She couldn't quite remember when the day she fled ended and today began. She had no idea how much time had passed...

by proud_taurus_chic

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They'll Never Hear a Word We Say: Part Three
After the squeaky snow boot incident, it was hard for Sam to go to school every day and have to face Miss Valstak again. But her owner still forced her to go to school...

by sytra

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Just Another Comic
Oh puh-lease!

by jamz76

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Deja Vu
C'mon... express your anger.

by eilatan175



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