|The most fantastic thing in the universe!
||Issue: 256 | 8th day of Gathering, Y8
|Beauty Contest GreensIf you've ever considered entering the Beauty Contest and earning your beloved
pet that sparkling trophy for his or her lookup, you might want to think again.
|Top Ten Most Mysterious Ice Creams in All of NeopiaCaution: Reading this article may result in never eating 10 certain Neopian Ice Creams ever again.
|The Guide to Getting Rid of Pesky OwnersI'm sure all you poor little weak pets are all
eager to have revenge on your owners for not feeding you enough, or letting
you get sick, or simply - as in my case - not allowing world domination before
bed time. Well, no fear, my guide is the answer. |
|Ten Steps to Save Yourself from SlothAnd you guys thought it was impossible!|
|Your Guide To Writing FictionTo start with, you might want to choose what kind of entry you're best at.|
|How to Care for Your YooyuThis petpet is beastly. This petpet is so full of pure evil many have run screaming
from its malignant glare. I know this because I saw a picture of it in a magazine
I read. Magazines don't lie.|
|I'm a Little Teapot...Tea has been produced for hundreds of years in Neopia, and the
art of tea serving has been passed down from generation to generation of well-born
|Usukis and Why We Love ThemThey're dolls, based on the
shape of a pet, who dress up in different costumes and are perfect things to collect.
There are new and old, common and rare, but they're all very stylish. The thing
is, how come everyone loves them? HOW COME EVERYONE WANTS THEM? |
|The Origins of AchyfiInstead
of selling quality sodas, Achyfi Enterprises had only two goals: create a large
variety of flavors, and stay in the public eye.|
|Collecting 101Of course, the first step has to be to decide what you want to collect.
You should pick something you enjoy, and something that is in your price range.
|Where ARE They Now?The lucky owners who were able to get this limited edition pet sometimes
decide they don't want their Lutari anymore. So, they put them up for adoption.
But, they must've forgotten that the lovely Lutari doesn't actually go into the
pound. The question is why. |
|Shunned ShoyrusShoyrus are the most
beloved pets of all Neopia, with their big, adorable eyes, their long, smooth
tail, their small curved horn, and their cute, delicate wings. Yet through all
of Neopian history, they have had little chance to show their shine.|
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Slothproofing Your Life
We've all heard of Dr. Frank Sloth. He's done all manner of evil things, such as lighting robots on fire and chasing them, taking over the New Features, mutating our pets, and other various things. What if you could humiliate him in public? That would definitely be worth seeing. Of course, you could do other sneaky things to get rid of the green evildoer...
"Great work, crew!" a white Blumaroo said, slumped
in his Captain's chair. "Now we just need to figure out how we got into this
mess in the first place. Commander Talinia?"