|A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll!
||Issue: 256 | 8th day of Gathering, Y8
|True Sisters: Part NineAfter we made it off of the battlefield, I took Fan immediately
to one of the emergency tents we'd had set up...|
|Encountering Resistance: Part Nine"Oh, this is bad," muttered Roshen, looking over his shoulder
at the hordes of Mutants thundering towards them...|
|The Peophin Incident: Part Seven"Stupid doors!!
If I ever find the guy that built this place, I'm gonna tie him to a pole and
let loose a barrel of Larnikins on him! And then I'll dropkick him all the way
|In the Nightmares: Part FiveSiena looked ahead to see something bright. She took a step closer,
realizing that the glow was coming from a light faerie...|
|The Kougra Klan: Part SixThe place
was like a labyrinth of corridors, each one as dark, dingy and depressing as the
next. Sometimes another Kougra Klan member would pass them, sneering at Riyita...|
|Hannah and the Pirate Boy: Curse of the Medallion - Part FiveGarin spun around but didn't even get a chance
to react. Hannah had released her fist on his face. He recoiled. Hannah ran
forward and grabbed the dagger from his side. She spun him around, slammed him
against a post, and held the blade against the back of his neck...|
|The Search for the Golden Dice: Part Four"I know all 'bout the Dice, and all 'bout Darkblood.
I was in his crew at the time of the Mission, see."|
|The Story of a Weapon: Part ThreeShe felt like she had been running forever. She couldn't
quite remember when the day she fled ended and today began. She had no idea how
much time had passed...|
|Needed Adventure: Part ThreeEnzo ambled down the faintly lit streets of Neopia
Central, alternating between smiling excitedly and frowning at the whoot who
was trying desperately to keep up with him...|
|They'll Never Hear a Word We Say: Part ThreeAfter the squeaky snow boot incident, it was hard for
Sam to go to school every day and have to face Miss Valstak again. But her owner
still forced her to go to school...|
|The Pianist's Quandary: Part Two"Ellamara," he whispered and the Xweetok gasped
in surprise, her song coming to a sudden halt...|
|Petpet Adventures: Petpetnapped - Part TwoFrom the darkness appeared another petpet. Thon could just make out
the shape of wings and a sharp beak...|
|Whisper on the Wind: Part TwoDarigan found himself contemplating the weeks that had passed
since his return, and the months of exile before that. Something was nagging
at his memory, whispering to him like the notes of a long-forgotten tune...|
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Slothproofing Your Life
We've all heard of Dr. Frank Sloth. He's done all manner of evil things, such as lighting robots on fire and chasing them, taking over the New Features, mutating our pets, and other various things. What if you could humiliate him in public? That would definitely be worth seeing. Of course, you could do other sneaky things to get rid of the green evildoer...
"Great work, crew!" a white Blumaroo said, slumped
in his Captain's chair. "Now we just need to figure out how we got into this
mess in the first place. Commander Talinia?"
|The Origins of Achyfi|
of selling quality sodas, Achyfi Enterprises had only two goals: create a large
variety of flavors, and stay in the public eye.
|The Guide to Getting Rid of Pesky Owners|
I'm sure all you poor little weak pets are all
eager to have revenge on your owners for not feeding you enough, or letting
you get sick, or simply - as in my case - not allowing world domination before
bed time. Well, no fear, my guide is the answer.