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Slothproofing Your Life

We've all heard of Dr. Frank Sloth. He's done all manner of evil things, such as lighting robots on fire and chasing them, taking over the New Features, mutating our pets, and other various things. What if you could humiliate him in public? That would definitely be worth seeing. Of course, you could do other sneaky things to get rid of the green evildoer...

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Evil Fuzzles, Dr. Sloth, and a Chocolate Chia
She opened the box and pulled out a small device. "It's from the Dr. Sloth catalog. It can tell me when there is an evil fuzzle in the room," Ursula told Alexa...

by happyorangehorse

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The Choice
The annual Race Through Neopia Central was the biggest event of the year for runners. Dale had been training extra hard after he placed fifth the year before. Now, he felt ready to steal first...

by reggieman721

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How to Care for Your Yooyu
This petpet is beastly. This petpet is so full of pure evil many have run screaming from its malignant glare. I know this because I saw a picture of it in a magazine I read. Magazines don't lie.

by iamskot

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I'm a Little Teapot...
Tea has been produced for hundreds of years in Neopia, and the art of tea serving has been passed down from generation to generation of well-born Neopets.

by 8311050

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Full View
Don't worry about it.

by scar19

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Just Another Comic
Oh puh-lease!

by jamz76

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