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The Ensorcellator

"Average classes, average lunch--" Blynn was cut off by a sudden cold, wet feeling on her fur. She looked down, aghast, to see that someone had knocked her bottle of cherry juice into her lap. "Average bullies…"

by cosmicfire918
Fixing It

The Lupe pulled herself up off the counter, moaning at the sore stiffness in her neck and back, and walked slowly across to the swinging doors that led to the kitchen. She pushed through them and fetched a bucket...

by extreme_fj0rd
A Hunt for a Petpet

A ripe apple suddenly detached from the tree and knocked the yellow Lupe on the head before rolling to the ground. The Lupe jumped, looking up into the tree's foliage...

by steelmaheegun
Faerie Cloud Racers: How it all Began

"That is preposterous! That is the - the most unintelligent thing I have heard throughout my many years! Me - living in Meridell! That will never happen! It is more foolish than even the thought of an asparagus Chia! My fellow faeries, what kind of nonsense is this?"

by ginelga
Phelix Gets the Scoop

"I've told you, Phelix," said Principal Skedman, a round looking blue Skeith with an odd mustache, "just because you have that special pass doesn't mean you can just go barging into the teachers' lounge whenever you feel like it." He seemed quite tired of saying this...

by twirlsncurls5
Rhyme Time!

I finally got my big chance. The last school bell had just rung after my last period class, which was my writing class, and I had just recited another poem...

by kacheeklover3579
Before the Dance

At her left paw was a tambourine, which she tapped every now and then and jiggled the shiny jingly bits. Oh, how she loved music! Her joy in life was dancing, closely followed by unleashing the magic of the sound of her tambourine...

by precious_katuch14
Tina's Dream

Everyone but Tina suddenly burst into giggles then, as if the human was just some big joke. One of the babies, a Uni, turned to Mar and managed to squeal, "You were right! Your owner's real funny!"

by kelly947
Applemania

Sigh. There is never anything to do all day. The sun shines very brightly on you all day. You just hang on the branch with a bad feeling with what your life could become. Someday someone will pick you off your tree and eat you in a pie...

by sammie_angel7
Cheeriness Planted

As I watched the bobber floating in the water, the metal fishhook hidden below the surface, I felt a bit of a thrill at the prospect of reeling in a sunken treasure. "Do you think we'll catch anything good today?"

by nut862
Mayhem for Millions! a Minion’s Memoir

Minions are not only evil, but they understand evil in a way that only an evil minion can. For instance, chocolate and asparagus ach y fi? If you understand that you must be an evil minion...

by algy13
A Part of the Family

'Guy, we've been over this. I've been waiting for a new pet to become available since we moved to Mystery Island. Now, I want you to treat your new brother or sister with as much respect as you show everyone else,' Crazy said...

by guy_sebastian_crazy
 
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"Faerie Cloud Racers: How it all Began" by ginelga
Even before members of the Neopian Elite began to participate in "Cloud Racing" competitions, and even before the Money Tree was ever created. There is only one true tale to this marvelous story. A story which ties a tale between two of our most well-known Faeries...




Other Stories


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Parting is Grief: a Neopian Packrat's Guide
Why not sell most of your stuff? Now, I understand that there are some things that are good to keep hold of, maybe like gifts, expensive things and items that hold sentimental value, but everything else is just junk.

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Tash's Role Playing 101
When done properly, Role Playing can be an exciting and creative game that can let you be anyone and do anything! There is a Neopets board for Role Playing, and if you go there and look at some of the topics, you will find the possibilities to be endless.

by tashni

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A Hand to Guide You: Part Two
When I awakened, for apparently I had passed out, I was in the hospital in Neopia Central. The familiar green gelert doctor was standing with his back to me at the chart nearby, and Bee was looking out the window...

by spunkyclaire

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Avalon and the Emerald Noil Gem: Avalon’s Apprentice - Part Five
The Desert Island arrived at the Lost Desert Docks shortly after the sun had fully risen. Caiman expertly steered the ship as Avalon and Ash took a look at the sandy world ahead. "Look at all the pyramids," Ash muttered, eyes fixed on the points jutting up from the ground...

by cpmtiger

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Reality Check
Don't judge a person by their looks.

by xx_freaky_xx

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Squirrilia's Pages: Petpet Delights
Dear Diary...

by accasperberry3



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