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The Ensorcellator

"Average classes, average lunch--" Blynn was cut off by a sudden cold, wet feeling on her fur. She looked down, aghast, to see that someone had knocked her bottle of cherry juice into her lap. "Average bullies…"

by cosmicfire918
Fixing It

The Lupe pulled herself up off the counter, moaning at the sore stiffness in her neck and back, and walked slowly across to the swinging doors that led to the kitchen. She pushed through them and fetched a bucket...

by extreme_fj0rd
A Hunt for a Petpet

A ripe apple suddenly detached from the tree and knocked the yellow Lupe on the head before rolling to the ground. The Lupe jumped, looking up into the tree's foliage...

by steelmaheegun
Faerie Cloud Racers: How it all Began

"That is preposterous! That is the - the most unintelligent thing I have heard throughout my many years! Me - living in Meridell! That will never happen! It is more foolish than even the thought of an asparagus Chia! My fellow faeries, what kind of nonsense is this?"

by ginelga
Phelix Gets the Scoop

"I've told you, Phelix," said Principal Skedman, a round looking blue Skeith with an odd mustache, "just because you have that special pass doesn't mean you can just go barging into the teachers' lounge whenever you feel like it." He seemed quite tired of saying this...

by twirlsncurls5
Rhyme Time!

I finally got my big chance. The last school bell had just rung after my last period class, which was my writing class, and I had just recited another poem...

by kacheeklover3579
Before the Dance

At her left paw was a tambourine, which she tapped every now and then and jiggled the shiny jingly bits. Oh, how she loved music! Her joy in life was dancing, closely followed by unleashing the magic of the sound of her tambourine...

by precious_katuch14
Tina's Dream

Everyone but Tina suddenly burst into giggles then, as if the human was just some big joke. One of the babies, a Uni, turned to Mar and managed to squeal, "You were right! Your owner's real funny!"

by kelly947
Applemania

Sigh. There is never anything to do all day. The sun shines very brightly on you all day. You just hang on the branch with a bad feeling with what your life could become. Someday someone will pick you off your tree and eat you in a pie...

by sammie_angel7
Cheeriness Planted

As I watched the bobber floating in the water, the metal fishhook hidden below the surface, I felt a bit of a thrill at the prospect of reeling in a sunken treasure. "Do you think we'll catch anything good today?"

by nut862
Mayhem for Millions! a Minion’s Memoir

Minions are not only evil, but they understand evil in a way that only an evil minion can. For instance, chocolate and asparagus ach y fi? If you understand that you must be an evil minion...

by algy13
A Part of the Family

'Guy, we've been over this. I've been waiting for a new pet to become available since we moved to Mystery Island. Now, I want you to treat your new brother or sister with as much respect as you show everyone else,' Crazy said...

by guy_sebastian_crazy
 
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The Tombola Exposed
The Tombola Man. Who is he? Where did he come from? How on Neopia does he manage to run the Tombola and where does he get all the prizes from?

by rainbow_unicorn81

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Parting is Grief: a Neopian Packrat's Guide
Why not sell most of your stuff? Now, I understand that there are some things that are good to keep hold of, maybe like gifts, expensive things and items that hold sentimental value, but everything else is just junk.

by playmobil_is_my_life

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World Dominate: Over-Cheery - Part Six
When Victoria awoke from her trance, it was to find herself in a place she had never been before. The walls were dark, the bars that encaged her were dark, the air around her was dark. In fact, the only light that came to her was from a small torch near a tunnel...

by fierwym

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The Jackals of Sakhmet - Kasha's Plot: Part Two
"You know," Lee whispered to Cole as he edged ever so slightly to the alley the Aisha had been dragged into. "You could get in a lot of trouble, poking your nose where it shouldn't be…"

by arrielle5

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Being Evil Isn't Easy
Being evil JUST isn't easy anymore *sighs*

by chibi_zoo

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Scholarly Thoughts
Who knew that knowledge could be so funny!

by philandrew



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