||Issue: 211 | 7th day of Collecting, Y7
|A Royal Quest: Part OneThe
sky was blue and cloudless, the air was hot and humid, and Fighter was no more
than three days old. His owner had abandoned him...|
|Escape: Part OneValrigard the
Draik sat in front of a small open window, taking in the breathtaking landscape
with a lazy sweep of his eyes. Below, villagers were just beginning to wake
up to find their rows and rows of cornfields, berry bushes, and potato plants
soaking in the morning sun...|
|The Lost Desert Dagger: Part OneI had lost track of the time I spent being held
captive in the dungeons far beneath the sands of the Lost Desert. A month? A
year? A decade? I had stopped counting in the end. It was pointless, utterly
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SDB: Parting is Grief
Picture this: You’re standing in front of a towering, gray vault. As the lock twists open, you take a step back. The door swings and a mountain of old junk and new junk starts to fall, toppling from the peak of the vault until you’re able to swim in it. Surrounding you are old books, toys, food that has probably rotted, petpets, codestones, trading cards...
|Mayhem for Millions! a Minion’s Memoir|
Minions are not only
evil, but they understand evil in a way that only an evil minion can. For instance,
chocolate and asparagus ach y fi? If you understand that you must be an evil minion...
As I watched the bobber floating in the water,
the metal fishhook hidden below the surface, I felt a bit of a thrill at the
prospect of reeling in a sunken treasure. "Do you think we'll catch anything
|Judge Me Not by My Avatar!|
I’ll admit that an Illusen avie does not give the impression of a super faithful
evil follower of Sloth, but, as I’m trying to say, we shouldn’t be using avatars
to judge people!
|Gallions: Guide to the True Neopian Dragons|
These fascinating little fellows live in the wilds around Neopia as well as in
many Neopian homes. The truth is that Gallions are a very popular petpet nowadays,
but the first time I came across one of these little creatures was unfortunately
when one bit my leg...