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	A Royal Quest: Part One The sky was blue and cloudless, the air was hot and humid, and Fighter was no more than three days old. His owner had abandoned him... by poopdoo134
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	The Lost Desert Dagger: Part One I had lost track of the time I spent being held captive in the dungeons far beneath the sands of the Lost Desert. A month? A year? A decade? I had stopped counting in the end. It was pointless, utterly pointless... by scarrift

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