|Chet Flash wuz here
||Issue: 211 | 7th day of Collecting, Y7
|Employment Agency: What is really going on?Ah, the Faerieland Employment Agency. Taking care of all of Neopia's
pets by keeping them off the streets. But is it really beneficial to your pets?
What really lurks behind the doors of this yellow Faerie building?|
|Parting is Grief: a Neopian Packrat's GuideWhy not sell most of your stuff? Now, I understand that there are some things
that are good to keep hold of, maybe like gifts, expensive things and items
that hold sentimental value, but everything else is just junk.|
|Interview with a Princess: the Admired AmiraA self-proclaimed heroic journalist and his assistant set out to interview the elusive princess...|
|This Article is a Part of Your Balanced BreakfastThe word "cereal" comes from the Neolatinus phrase
"see real Al", which means absolutely nothing! (Who is this "real Al" anyway?)...|
|The Tombola ExposedThe Tombola Man. Who is he? Where did he come from? How on Neopia
does he manage to run the Tombola and where does he get all the prizes from? |
|The Easy Way to AchyfiWhy spend all those neopoints buying Achyfi when you can MAKE it?|
|Guide to Competitive Pricing and a Profitable ShopIt sounds like a simple thing to put things in your shop, price them and wait
for the money to come into your till. But there are just a few smart things
you can do to make sure you get the most out of your stocked items...|
|Mine-Blowing Guide to Dubloon DisasterYour aim in Dubloon Disaster is to dodge
the mines that are being fired from the evil Black Pawkeet, but at the same
time, you need to collect as many sparkling Dubloons as you can get your hands
|Judge Me Not by My Avatar!I’ll admit that an Illusen avie does not give the impression of a super faithful
evil follower of Sloth, but, as I’m trying to say, we shouldn’t be using avatars
to judge people!|
|Caring For Your Tyrannian PetpetSuch a tough choice. There are so many cool ones: Donksaurs, Uggatrips, Searexs,
|Gallions: Guide to the True Neopian DragonsThese fascinating little fellows live in the wilds around Neopia as well as in
many Neopian homes. The truth is that Gallions are a very popular petpet nowadays,
but the first time I came across one of these little creatures was unfortunately
when one bit my leg...|
|Tash's Role Playing 101When done properly,
Role Playing can be an exciting and creative game that can let you be anyone
and do anything! There is a Neopets board for Role Playing, and if you go there
and look at some of the topics, you will find the possibilities to be endless.|
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In Search of Amira
I, dear reader, had braved the sizzling heats of Sahkmet that day, with a certain goal in mind: to interview the illustrious, and much courted, Princess Amira of the Lost Desert. Such an elusive character was not about to escape my persistent questioning, for I am much too dedicated to my readers (non-existent ones so far, but the thought is rather nice)...
Everyone but Tina suddenly burst into giggles
then, as if the human was just some big joke. One of the babies, a Uni, turned
to Mar and managed to squeal, "You were right! Your owner's real funny!"
|Before the Dance|
At her left paw was a tambourine, which she tapped
every now and then and jiggled the shiny jingly bits. Oh, how she loved music!
Her joy in life was dancing, closely followed by unleashing the magic of the
sound of her tambourine...
|A Hand to Guide You: Part Two|
When I awakened, for apparently I had passed out, I was
in the hospital in Neopia Central. The familiar green gelert doctor was standing
with his back to me at the chart nearby, and Bee was looking out the window...
|Ummagine: Part Two|
The Kyrii knew he could be kicked out at any
moment, so he hurried to take a look around the room. The floor and the walls
were strewn with Ummagines, all shining beautifully purple. Even the ceiling
was adorned with some of those fruits...